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I was ageing much more than my share
And soon I was losing my hair,
I was outside my house
Without keyboard and mouse,
Playing three hundred hands in a year.

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03-30-2010 , 07:23 AM

#127

networth

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,208

When Cole South and zig played things got ugly
I have notes about you said Cole smugly
When we formerly met
I went down but you bet
So for biggest tool I still vote Doug Lee

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03-30-2010 , 07:53 AM

#128

one_sick_dude

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 391

hahaha some good ones in there

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03-30-2010 , 07:59 AM

#129

betsmart

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 472

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Originally Posted by Eponymous

Phil Hellmuth, as you surely will hear,
Is a man that has no close peer.
He'll say that you suck
And are a miserable ****
Because you couldn't have beat him without luck.

[ ] Limerick.

[x] Limerick - A,A,B,B,A

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03-30-2010 , 09:53 AM

#130

Lana_Lang

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,988

A limerick battle began......

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Originally Posted by Vlad Tepes

Mr.POB your limericks are a failure,
but if that's your wife in your pic I'll nail her.
Cause I'm so well endowed,
it makes me quite proud
to be widely know as the impaler

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Originally Posted by POB666

The battle has become quite juicy
And your persistance is begininning to move me
But dude you are sick
Look close at my pic
And you'll see that theyre all Gary Busey

/coffeespitting

(picture in question) :

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03-30-2010 , 10:12 AM

#131

BustedNuts16

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,516

all this and i still don't know what a "limerick" is

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03-30-2010 , 11:19 AM

#132

tommy2tens

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 341

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Originally Posted by BustedNuts16

all this and i still don't know what a "limerick" is

nor do a lot of people ITT

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03-30-2010 , 12:06 PM

#133

toomanyletters

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 164

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Originally Posted by BustedNuts16

all this and i still don't know what a "limerick" is

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Originally Posted by tommy2tens

nor do a lot of people ITT

just gettin done with highschool helps

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03-30-2010 , 02:40 PM

#134

donttreadonme

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1

There once was a guy named Negreanu
so bad he couldn't even beat 1-2
his small ball style
is only worthwhile
for someone who don't have a clue

A Poker playing girl named Annette
didn't look at her cards when she bet
She isn't that hot
but her bankroll's a lot
So I have to recommend this brunette

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03-30-2010 , 03:10 PM

#135

Shaffer

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,556

From your play, quite excessively nitty
I've acquired a crisp and new fiddy
You would have bought food
And should know that I'm nude
Bing blang blaow! with your cash on my titty

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03-30-2010 , 04:44 PM

#136

POB666

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,207

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Originally Posted by Lana_Lang

A limerick battle began......

/coffeespitting

(picture in question) :

Il be honest sometimes this sh.it just writes its self

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03-30-2010 , 05:03 PM

#137

networth

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,208

Remember that old show Daktari? The whole family out on a safari. They all drive round in jeeps catching poachers and creeps like Antonio Esfandiari.

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03-30-2010 , 05:15 PM

#138

Propane

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 635

After reading a few pages in this thread it took a while to detune my brain; I starting reading the news as though it were a limerick, whilst thinking the Moscow subway bombings were a little too heavy for such an inherently jovial form of poem.

Best ITT so far is the limerick war with the Gary Busey one.

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03-30-2010 , 05:56 PM

#139

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,099

I once clicked on a thread to say O' Hai!
But soon found out it was the ghey
I wasted my time
reading every effin rhyme
For this 2p2 you will pay!!

or something stoopid like that.