There once was a man from Nantucket
"My hand is so good I can't muck it."
He said with a grin,
As he tossed his chips in,
But when his opponent said, "raise" he said "**** it!"
only took 28 replies for someone to at least get the number of syllables per line correct (at least the first 4 anyway....last one not bad though)
The once was a great man named Dwan,
he flipped nosebleed stacks just for fun,
his bankroll did bomb when he faced Viktor Blom,
but I'm sure that was just a bad run.
There once was a great man named Yang,
instead of damn he would say "dang"
in case you missed him, he's the asian christian,
so never bring up the big bang
Phil Hellmuth got felted and went away
He wasn't seen forever and a day
At the same time a new hero was born
He is better known as Isildur1
Those two are the same persons I might say.
there once was a man named eddie
who thought that he was ready
but his head snapped back
when he called with his jacks
and got hit with the one-two teddy
I'm writing a poker poem
Since i'm broke and bored here at hoem
pros think theyre cools
but I know they're fools
im a jealous mother ****** **** **** ****
There once was a player called Blom
Who most people thought was the bomb
He bluffed with king high
Got called by some guy
Then ran off and cried to his mom.
The once was a player called Deeb,
The young one, who looks like a dweeb.
He tried to shoot angles,
Against four series bangles,
But Daniel, he had a good read.
There once was a player called Tilly,
Put nicely, her chest was quite hilly,
Despite a bracelet by Corum,
She's a joke on this forum.
'cos her play against Patrick was silly.
There once was a player named Greg
On the circuit he's considered a reg
The rest of this ballad
Says he likes to eat salad
But only if it contains a fried egg
His big heart allows him to win.
While creating a horrible din.
If he plays like a set
And sucks out we regret
You'll be peddling home on your Schwinn.
Her judgement for dating Phil Laak
Was already causing her Flak
But a number of things
Like "I thought he had kings"
Has brought on a full frontal attack