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Old 07-08-2010, 05:58 PM   #101
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

OP u r right..mt time is spent evenly between poker and the pipe(as you can see in my image).Some times 1 takes time away from the other but it all evens out in the end.
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Old 07-08-2010, 06:14 PM   #102
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In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!
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Old 07-08-2010, 06:32 PM   #103
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OP is obv a plumber!
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Old 07-08-2010, 07:51 PM   #104
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This was so hilarious, thank you for a fantastic post OP
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Old 07-08-2010, 07:59 PM   #105
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trollbaiters gonna bait trolls
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:56 PM   #106
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Hi guys I have frequently visited this site but decided that today I would make an account. Before you say wtf is this guy speaking about I need you to read why I think poker is like a pipe.

Now we all start our poker careers as noobs in other words we are bad pipes/weak pipes. We gradually start improving by starting up accounts, buying books, get subscriptions to poker video site's etc. Now this costs money but we become better poker players almost like if we pay more for a pipe we expect the pipe to be stronger etc.

Now you see in poker you have leaks and with pipes you have leaks. The way to fix those leaks in poker is to practice etc and the way to fix pipe leaks is to hire a plumber(experienced person). In poker we strive to be the plumber( the experienced player) and help those with leaks.

Obviously when we the plumbers(experienced players) we also try and get money off the customer, in poker the customer is the fish. Plumbers get there money from customers when the customers pipe is broken just like experienced poker players get there money from fish.

This is why poker is like a pipe, good luck with the poker guys and I strive to become a supernova pipe( great player) by reading threads and posting threads on this site.
What an epiphany! I never thought of it like this before, thanks so much for posting!
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:12 PM   #107
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Does anybody know if Phil Ivey can do complicated poker pipe analogies?
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:40 PM   #108
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Poker is like trying to cure ghoneria by pouring alcohol on your d**k, the problem starts from within.

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Old 07-10-2010, 02:41 AM   #109
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Hello Yes I know it has been done similar like poker is like a crystal ball. Maybe my analogy is a bit wrong or so but sometimes I think like this and In a way my Original post makes a some sense to me but after the replies I am not so sure anymore.

how is poker like a crystal ball Donkafish?
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:14 AM   #110
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This thread is still going
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Old 07-10-2010, 09:10 AM   #111
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posting in epic pipe

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Old 07-10-2010, 09:34 AM   #112
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Old 07-10-2010, 09:35 AM   #113
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poker is like a pipe to be fair.

Most people suck at it, some do it for the crack, others just bet pot while hoping to outrun the flush.
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:11 AM   #114
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:24 AM   #115
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So.. any suggestions for an avatar for OP?
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:43 AM   #116
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http://translate.google.com/#fr|en|pipe

Poker is related to a French blow job ?

OP is a whore ?
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:55 AM   #117
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:23 PM   #118
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^^^ looks like a pipe to me
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Old 07-10-2010, 04:37 PM   #119
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Old 07-13-2010, 01:47 PM   #120
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Wtf is this guy speaking about
I think he likes pipe.
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Old 07-13-2010, 02:03 PM   #121
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Old 07-13-2010, 02:40 PM   #122
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In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!
Also, in basketball Kobe Bryant once scored over 80 points in a game. This is kind of like with pipes when "Kobe Bryant once scored over 80 points in a game".

One time my dad was complaining about the black kids across the street who kept coming to use our basketball net. My mom responded, "so why don't you do something about it?" At this, my dad piped down.

If you scrunched up a basketball net really tight it could probably fit inside a pipe.

People all around the world play basketball. People all around the world have pipes except the countries that can't afford pipes. Actually it's less the problem of affording the pipe and more about having the water circulation system in place to make the pipe necessary. So for that reason it still counts.

If you say basketball backwards it sounds like Lobtecksab. You can also say pipe backwards.
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Old 07-13-2010, 02:57 PM   #123
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Old 07-13-2010, 03:57 PM   #124
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It's crack!
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Old 07-13-2010, 04:08 PM   #125
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PIPE DREAMS.....great for grinding....thanks OP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCIpKAIFyo
this reminds me soooooooo much of crash bandicoot music

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0asnLZeYvE
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