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Old 05-21-2010, 07:57 AM   #76
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

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This thread is way over my head, my coach just taught me what a peen is. Maybe soon he will show me his pipe.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:59 AM   #77
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Poker is like a pope. It oversees lonely men who rape children.
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:13 AM   #78
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In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:25 AM   #79
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In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:45 AM   #80
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Old 05-24-2010, 02:00 PM   #81
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

Try this one on for size:

Poker is like detroit sports teams. Everyone thinks they're a tiger but everyone's just lion to each other and then they get pist-on. And there are also red wings.
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Old 05-24-2010, 04:31 PM   #82
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Are you serious?
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Old 05-24-2010, 05:09 PM   #83
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I just read the thread title and opened the thread wanting to post this.

PS. nice level

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Old 05-24-2010, 06:24 PM   #84
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Op lives here:

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Old 05-24-2010, 08:03 PM   #85
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

So your saying the internet is a series of small tubes, and poker is a series of small pipes?
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:08 PM   #86
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

My momma always said, "Poka was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:14 PM   #87
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

OP is on to something. I noticed the similarity between poker and pipes too.
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:41 PM   #88
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Nice to have a pipe expert on board. OP should get in touch with BP immediately to help them with their leak IMO.

'Poker plugs worst US oil spill' - can see the good headlines now.
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:11 PM   #89
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i lol'd several times itt

totheinternet A++++

OP, ty, keep em coming IMO
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:16 PM   #90
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Nice to have a pipe expert on board. OP should get in touch with BP immediately to help them with their leak IMO.

'Poker plugs worst US oil spill' - can see the good headlines now.
OP is gonna save the world!
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:24 PM   #91
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You seem like the pipe that carries **** to the sewer
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Old 06-01-2010, 01:56 AM   #92
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Blue Man Group-playing pipes- Rods and Cones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-yLfm5HsHc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuQvg...eature=related

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Old 06-01-2010, 06:10 AM   #93
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Old 06-01-2010, 06:23 AM   #94
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This is why poker is like a pipe, good luck with the poker guys and I strive to become a supernova pipe( great player) by reading threads and posting threads on this site.
please post more threads. the replies in this thread are awesome
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Old 07-08-2010, 03:50 PM   #95
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hahahahahhah i missed two phone calls because i was laughing so hard from all the responses here as well as OP's unintentionally hilarious post.
OP, in a way you should be flattered because your theory made enough sense for people to make fun of and not dismiss.
also totheinternet, i was not quite sure whether your really a girl as you claim or what but your post was terrific and very jack handyish (that is a big compliment)
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Old 07-08-2010, 03:54 PM   #96
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

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Hi guys I have frequently visited this site but decided that today I would make an account. Before you say wtf is this guy speaking about I need you to read why I think poker is like a pipe.

Now we all start our poker careers as noobs in other words we are bad pipes/weak pipes. We gradually start improving by starting up accounts, buying books, get subscriptions to poker video site's etc. Now this costs money but we become better poker players almost like if we pay more for a pipe we expect the pipe to be stronger etc.

Now you see in poker you have leaks and with pipes you have leaks. The way to fix those leaks in poker is to practice etc and the way to fix pipe leaks is to hire a plumber(experienced person). In poker we strive to be the plumber( the experienced player) and help those with leaks.

Obviously when we the plumbers(experienced players) we also try and get money off the customer, in poker the customer is the fish. Plumbers get there money from customers when the customers pipe is broken just like experienced poker players get there money from fish.

This is why poker is like a pipe, good luck with the poker guys and I strive to become a supernova pipe( great player) by reading threads and posting threads on this site.
Pics of naked plumber smoking a pipe or GTFO
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Old 07-08-2010, 04:16 PM   #97
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

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also totheinternet, i was not quite sure whether your really a girl as you claim

WTFFFFF? Did I miss something? TTI may be female? If this is the case, I don't care what she looks like, I'd bang her. I'd bang him even if he was a dude, so like, unless we are talking about Roseanne Barr after eating Whoopie Goldberg with the RL personality of Tiffany Michelle, I'd hit it. Many times.

TTI...pics of genitals or GTFO.
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Old 07-08-2010, 04:48 PM   #98
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

OP read the word leaks then tried really hard to make this analogy work imo

and lol at striving to be a plumber
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Old 07-08-2010, 05:11 PM   #99
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but where is it always sunny in?
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Old 07-08-2010, 05:26 PM   #100
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I piped.
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