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05-20-2010 , 02:46 PM

#26

GotWood

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i just drained my pipe

05-20-2010 , 02:47 PM

#27

kubbekaster

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Like this?

05-20-2010 , 02:54 PM

#28

DonKAfish

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Hello, ok so I made this thread because I thought poker was a bit like a pipe. I WAS WRONG

Sorry guys

PS some of the replies were quite funny

PEACE!!!

05-20-2010 , 02:56 PM

#29

Asgrow13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!

This guy has quickly become my favorite poster on 2+2. A+

05-20-2010 , 02:58 PM

#30

DonkeyFocker

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05-20-2010 , 02:59 PM

#31

Doug Lee's Shrink

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DonKAfish

Hello, ok so I made this thread because I thought poker was a bit like a pipe. I WAS WRONG

Sorry guys

PS some of the replies were quite funny

PEACE!!!

You weren't wrong. Poker is EXACTLY like a pipe. I've always thought this but I just couldn't put it into words. You have a bright future my friend (or should I say, my pipe).

05-20-2010 , 03:05 PM

#32

intclock

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sometimes when ur laying pipe, and the table is really loose, somebody else joins in, and now pipes gettin laid 2:1

05-20-2010 , 03:16 PM

#33

varsity629

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No money in pipes...There all solid.

05-20-2010 , 03:17 PM

#34

MadTaco

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Couldn't agree more. 5 stars.

05-20-2010 , 03:18 PM

#35

MadTaco

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 490

Quote:

Originally Posted by intclock

sometimes when ur laying pipe, and the table is really loose, somebody else joins in, and now pipes gettin laid 2:1

This thread and this post have made my day.

05-20-2010 , 03:24 PM

#36

kubbekaster

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The other day I got dealt suited pipes and isolated a pipe that limped. All the other pipes folded, and the flop came pipe pipe crane rainbow. This flop very rarley hits the pipes pre flop flatting range, so I make a standard pipe-bet. He now picks up two pipes, welds them together and makes a bazooka. Standard is to shove here, but I just felt he had me, so I folded. Decent fold?

05-20-2010 , 03:25 PM

#37

King Fish

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Shark:

Fish:

80-tabling Mathtard:

Luckbox Tourney Donk:

Degen:

05-20-2010 , 03:29 PM

#38

AnneFranks_DrumKit

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I recommend taking the crack out of your pipe.

05-20-2010 , 03:30 PM

#39

AnneFranks_DrumKit

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05-20-2010 , 03:59 PM

#40

WhyNotBet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kubbekaster

haha, yeah very good fold but pretty easy imo. His range will never be worse than Pipes Full and could very well be a nuclear pipe in which case even the best pipe-shelter would never withstand the +EV pipe-play he'd be making there.

05-20-2010 , 04:11 PM

#41

rchang

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people this would make sense to..

Spoiler:

05-20-2010 , 04:12 PM

#42

TGB

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OP is Ted Stevens?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQ...ayer_embedded#!

05-20-2010 , 04:13 PM

#43

LiveActionPro

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What was in your pipe that you were smoking?

05-20-2010 , 04:20 PM

#44

macabresoul

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Pipe'in ain't easy

05-20-2010 , 04:20 PM

#45

TooCuriousso1

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goddamnit that was great

05-20-2010 , 04:31 PM

#46

wilneedheart

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

a "pipe going into another pipe".

05-20-2010 , 04:33 PM

#47

King Fish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Asgrow13

This guy has quickly become my favorite poster on 2+2. A+

I call dibs. And now that it is binding:

I just want to say that even though he does not know it (or know me much for that matter) the poster known as "ToTheInternet" has been just officially claimed as a client of "King Fish Properties, LLC."

That means that as his agent, I hold the rights to all past and future postings. Anyone who would like to set up a meeting with "ToTheInternet" must go through me and my company.

From this point forward, please ship $.05 for each word you read that is posted by my client to one of my UB accounts (Potripper, Hunter, phil hellmuth, etc.).

Failure to do so will result in instant doomswitch flipping across all accounts.

Thank You,

King Fish

-Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Last edited by King Fish; 05-20-2010 at 04:34 PM. Reason: Note that the above is legally binding because you read it on the internet.

05-20-2010 , 04:41 PM

#48

PokerFan2008

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,091

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonKAfish

Hello, ok so I made this thread because I thought poker was a bit like a pipe. I WAS WRONG

Sorry guys

PS some of the replies were quite funny

PEACE!!!

The over/under on this guys age is 13.5....