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Old 05-20-2010, 02:46 PM   #26
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Re: Poker can be related to a PIPE!!

i just drained my pipe
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:47 PM   #27
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:54 PM   #28
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Hello, ok so I made this thread because I thought poker was a bit like a pipe. I WAS WRONG

Sorry guys

PS some of the replies were quite funny

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Old 05-20-2010, 02:56 PM   #29
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In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:58 PM   #30
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:59 PM   #31
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Hello, ok so I made this thread because I thought poker was a bit like a pipe. I WAS WRONG

Sorry guys

PS some of the replies were quite funny

PEACE!!!
You weren't wrong. Poker is EXACTLY like a pipe. I've always thought this but I just couldn't put it into words. You have a bright future my friend (or should I say, my pipe).
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:05 PM   #32
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sometimes when ur laying pipe, and the table is really loose, somebody else joins in, and now pipes gettin laid 2:1
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:16 PM   #33
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No money in pipes...There all solid.
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:17 PM   #34
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Couldn't agree more. 5 stars.
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:18 PM   #35
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sometimes when ur laying pipe, and the table is really loose, somebody else joins in, and now pipes gettin laid 2:1
This thread and this post have made my day.
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:24 PM   #36
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The other day I got dealt suited pipes and isolated a pipe that limped. All the other pipes folded, and the flop came pipe pipe crane rainbow. This flop very rarley hits the pipes pre flop flatting range, so I make a standard pipe-bet. He now picks up two pipes, welds them together and makes a bazooka. Standard is to shove here, but I just felt he had me, so I folded. Decent fold?
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:25 PM   #37
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:29 PM   #38
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I recommend taking the crack out of your pipe.
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:30 PM   #39
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:59 PM   #40
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The other day I got dealt suited pipes and isolated a pipe that limped. All the other pipes folded, and the flop came pipe pipe crane rainbow. This flop very rarley hits the pipes pre flop flatting range, so I make a standard pipe-bet. He now picks up two pipes, welds them together and makes a bazooka. Standard is to shove here, but I just felt he had me, so I folded. Decent fold?
haha, yeah very good fold but pretty easy imo. His range will never be worse than Pipes Full and could very well be a nuclear pipe in which case even the best pipe-shelter would never withstand the +EV pipe-play he'd be making there.
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:11 PM   #41
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people this would make sense to..

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Old 05-20-2010, 04:12 PM   #42
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OP is Ted Stevens?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQ...ayer_embedded#!
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:13 PM   #43
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What was in your pipe that you were smoking?
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:20 PM   #44
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Pipe'in ain't easy
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:20 PM   #45
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In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goddamnit that was great
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:31 PM   #46
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a "pipe going into another pipe".
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This guy has quickly become my favorite poster on 2+2. A+
I call dibs. And now that it is binding:

I just want to say that even though he does not know it (or know me much for that matter) the poster known as "ToTheInternet" has been just officially claimed as a client of "King Fish Properties, LLC."

That means that as his agent, I hold the rights to all past and future postings. Anyone who would like to set up a meeting with "ToTheInternet" must go through me and my company.

From this point forward, please ship $.05 for each word you read that is posted by my client to one of my UB accounts (Potripper, Hunter, phil hellmuth, etc.).

Failure to do so will result in instant doomswitch flipping across all accounts.

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Old 05-20-2010, 04:41 PM   #48
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Hello, ok so I made this thread because I thought poker was a bit like a pipe. I WAS WRONG

Sorry guys

PS some of the replies were quite funny

PEACE!!!
The over/under on this guys age is 13.5....
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:42 PM   #49
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PIPE DREAMS.....great for grinding....thanks OP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCIpKAIFyo
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:44 PM   #50
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Poker is a lot like chicken nuggets imo
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