Hi guys I have frequently visited this site but decided that today I would make an account. Before you say wtf is this guy speaking about I need you to read why I think poker is like a pipe.

Now we all start our poker careers as noobs in other words we are bad pipes/weak pipes. We gradually start improving by starting up accounts, buying books, get subscriptions to poker video site's etc. Now this costs money but we become better poker players almost like if we pay more for a pipe we expect the pipe to be stronger etc.

Now you see in poker you have leaks and with pipes you have leaks. The way to fix those leaks in poker is to practice etc and the way to fix pipe leaks is to hire a plumber(experienced person). In poker we strive to be the plumber( the experienced player) and help those with leaks.

Obviously when we the plumbers(experienced players) we also try and get money off the customer, in poker the customer is the fish. Plumbers get there money from customers when the customers pipe is broken just like experienced poker players get there money from fish.

This is why poker is like a pipe, good luck with the poker guys and I strive to become a supernova pipe( great player) by reading threads and posting threads on this site.

Wtf is this guy speaking about

what the **** is this?

In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!

Pipes are like sandwiches. If one has a leak, you can just eat it.

i thought for sure you meant something else

piiipe. pipe.

This post doesn't deserve wtf.jpg

everybody has one!?

or is that an *******

wtf is a pipe?

OP's extestential moment of clarity:

hahaha I think I almost cried.

OP, this is intriguing information. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

OP needs to take a break from the pipe.

And you can innocently open a poker forum and then its like taking the pipe.

[x] supernova pipe

hi guys, in my opinion doug less is like a pipe. except he is a tool box so instead of being a pipe and playing poker he had tools to help other pipes keep on playing poker you see. but because he helps other pipes stay pipe this inself makes him almost a superpipe, but not really super, just a pipe you see? i don't think this dosn't make sense so since water flows downwards - gravity - which is the same as doug lee's bank account like a pipe.

Poker is more like this pipe.



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Than these pipes.



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Once you start there is no stopping.

Aren't we all just really like big pipes though? We take stuff (like this post) in and then it flows through us (like a pipe) and comes out the end of the pipe as crap. OP, you are that giant piece of crap and this forum is the pipe you are flowing thourgh.

[x] OP is plumber
[x] OP spent his life thinking about what makes a first post get flamed the most.

OP's analogy is weak, weak like a metal pipe that's been bent too many times. Poker players can bend too, except Greg Raymer 'cos he's fat. Some pipes are fat, some are thin, thin like value betting ace high on the river. Rivers don't have anything to do with pipes, but they have everything to do with water which poker players need to drink to survive and is delivered through a series of pipes. The World Series of Poker is like a lot of pipes in a room being dealt cards and saying "all-in" a lot, except it's nothing like that whatsoever, so that was a bad analogy. OP's post is also a bad analogy and poker is nothing like pipes.

LMAO is there a better poster in BBV/NVG than TTI? I don't think so.