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05-20-2010 , 04:44 PM

#51

TooCuriousso1

Golden 2017

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 6,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by level 4-3

PIPE DREAMS.....great for grinding....thanks OP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCIpKAIFyo

yeah i just found this a few days ago its pretty sick

05-20-2010 , 04:45 PM

#52

TooCuriousso1

Golden 2017

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 6,711

this one is cool too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toXNV...eature=channel

05-20-2010 , 05:00 PM

#53

peach_milkshake

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 54

Poker is not like a pipe. It is a series of tubes.

05-20-2010 , 05:47 PM

#54

kubbekaster

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 362

Avatar to all you aspiring supernova pipes

05-20-2010 , 06:09 PM

#55

djurkovski

adept

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 820

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

05-20-2010 , 06:10 PM

#56

C.A.

stranger

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1

DonkAfish, you've inspired me to make an account. I've been lurking the forums for quite a while, almost like a sluge that clings to the sides of a pipe. Sometimes I would have ideas or opinions that would be worth posting but I just let them get clogged in my brain.

I've finally decided to use mental draino and let my ideas flow freely across the pipes of the internet. Hopefully someday I too will be a Supernove Pipe!

[]====[] = Poker

Last edited by C.A.; 05-20-2010 at 06:12 PM. Reason: Fixing Pipes

05-20-2010 , 06:11 PM

#57

Akileos

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

In a way, basketball can be related to a pipe too. We start out having poor coordination, like "pipes that are coordinated poorly." Then we practice and gain the muscle memory to dribble, shoot, and pass well... and the ability to think about the game..sort of like "pipes that can dribble, shoot, and pass well". Then we join a team, where we have a coach. A coach is like a pipe, he fills you in with what you are missing and keeps everything together, like a "pipe going into another pipe". And the championship is like a pipe, if you win it you can put it on top of a table, which is also like a pipe. And a referee is like a pipe with a stripe. Lebron James is like a pipe, because he had hype. Stats are like pipes, because they come in different types!

QFT

05-20-2010 , 06:14 PM

#58

tcs

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,455

you make about as much sense as the information i get from the brick wall i talk to

05-20-2010 , 06:18 PM

#59

level 4-3

adept

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 852

Every fish in the pond has a pipe dream

05-20-2010 , 06:21 PM

#60

--UCLA Deity--

Just Below Zeus

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,403

ban OP

05-20-2010 , 08:10 PM

#61

SomeoneElse

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,941

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonKAfish

Hi guys I have frequently visited this site but decided that today I would make an account. Before you say wtf is this guy speaking about I need you to read why I think poker is like a pipe.

Now we all start our poker careers as noobs in other words we are bad pipes/weak pipes. We gradually start improving by starting up accounts, buying books, get subscriptions to poker video site's etc. Now this costs money but we become better poker players almost like if we pay more for a pipe we expect the pipe to be stronger etc.

Now you see in poker you have leaks and with pipes you have leaks. The way to fix those leaks in poker is to practice etc and the way to fix pipe leaks is to hire a plumber(experienced person). In poker we strive to be the plumber( the experienced player) and help those with leaks.

Obviously when we the plumbers(experienced players) we also try and get money off the customer, in poker the customer is the fish. Plumbers get there money from customers when the customers pipe is broken just like experienced poker players get there money from fish.

This is why poker is like a pipe, good luck with the poker guys and I strive to become a supernova pipe( great player) by reading threads and posting threads on this site.

QF Supernova pipe

05-20-2010 , 08:53 PM

#62

Graal

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 18

Is it like a series of tubes? Like the Internet?

05-20-2010 , 09:17 PM

#63

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I call dibs. And now that it is binding:

I just want to say that even though he does not know it (or know me much for that matter) the poster known as "ToTheInternet" has been just officially claimed as a client of "King Fish Properties, LLC."

That means that as his agent, I hold the rights to all past and future postings. Anyone who would like to set up a meeting with "ToTheInternet" must go through me and my company.

Drew Rosenhaus ITT

05-20-2010 , 09:39 PM

#64

AKingdom

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,520

This thread is way over my head, my coach just taught me what a see bet is. Maybe soon he will teach me about pipes.

05-21-2010 , 12:25 AM

#65

POB666

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,207

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonKAfish

ldo, this thread has been done more times than the top ten players in the world threads.

OP I accept you are new around here but please use the search function in future.

05-21-2010 , 12:35 AM

#66

joos

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 453

op def needs to put down the pipe because that doesnt make sense

05-21-2010 , 12:49 AM

#67

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

Drew Rosenhaus ITT

05-21-2010 , 01:25 AM

#68

seefut22

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,883

thanks for starting this thread OP...I now know for a fact that poker is NOT like a pipe.

05-21-2010 , 02:18 AM

#69

DonKAfish

stranger

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5

Quote:

Originally Posted by POB666

ldo, this thread has been done more times than the top ten players in the world threads.

OP I accept you are new around here but please use the search function in future.

Hello Yes I know it has been done similar like poker is like a crystal ball. Maybe my analogy is a bit wrong or so but sometimes I think like this and In a way my Original post makes a some sense to me but after the replies I am not so sure anymore.

05-21-2010 , 02:39 AM

#70

WhyNotBet

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 997

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonKAfish

Keep fighting the good fight brotha. Your research as to the nature of poker is truly groundbreaking and you are finally beginning to bring to pipes the dignity they deserve.

05-21-2010 , 02:41 AM

#71

CHRONICFEVER

Goes hard in the paint

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,449

I really though op's post was gonna be a ban,gtfo, cat pictures. but its actually not that bad

05-21-2010 , 02:45 AM

#72

avaholic

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,805

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonKAfish

Just hit the pipe again and all shall be right again.

05-21-2010 , 03:33 AM

#73

level 4-3

adept

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 852

At first i believed this was just another bad level. I now in fact believe that OP is a prophet, our shaman, the pied piper of poker leading us on to the promised land. Sent here by the poker gods to provide us with music and to rid us of ratholers everywhere.

I vote OP for mod and PIED PIPER OF POKER undertitle

The story of the pied piper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4gU2...eature=related

and his theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isE5-...eature=related

05-21-2010 , 06:22 AM

#74

billstraightener

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,081

UP THE PIPE !

05-21-2010 , 06:56 AM

#75

HustlemanJR

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 83

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

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