we need to set up a Texas cage match with Poker Bunny and Phil Helmuth. Play same sized life rolls, backers will be OK, and see who comes out on top.

Loser has to work at Burger King for one year so they can experience real life.

delete this nefew

I was posting about Bunny and exactly what is going on with her months ago in the "funny and weird" thread, when the mod cut it off informing us that there is nothing weird about it. Hmm. He should be sentenced to playing 1-cent/2-cent poker 24 hours a day for life against players who don't know when it's on them, while writing "I'm sorry I ever addressed this" 20 trillion times.

As I was saying it's one of the most conflicted presentations I've ever seen, poker or otherwise. It's not to be held against her, I pull for her, I wish her well. I'm probably the last guy in the poker world to be swayed by her shenanigans and strategies, conscious or unconscious, and she needs to hear the milkshakes aren't the interesting part of the story. Her survival strategies for true self are.

Disclaimer re below: she won all three times I saw her play including once when totally card dead (I think the second biggest winner that night, with nothing).

Ballad of Bunny

Her milkshakes bring all the boyz to the game
but her game … is better than theirs
her game … is better than theirs

Their A-game is donk-like next to hers
like Jamie Gold ... compared to Durrs
Jamie Gold ... compared to Durrs

When they shuffle up and deal an unforeseen thing occurs
cauz her game … is better than theirs
cauz her game … is better than theirs

Pokerbunny GTO-ing on the way to poker fame?
and her name … is better than theirs
her name … is better than theirs

Where’s she heading this new poker dame?
milkshakes … are just one of her lures
milkshakes … are just one of her lures

Her game is trained, her EV is large
She’ll show it but she’ll have to charge
Her game … is better than ours
Her game … is better than ours.

You should take a siesta for 24 hours.

Seriously this is so stupid. What's the point of this?

I don't know if I'd call it stupid, but I'd agree that it was a little pointless to quote that lengthy post in its entirety, especially immediately after someone else did. A lot of us instead either ignore or report posts we think are pointless.

Just casually reading this for about an hour, havent followed and don't know the whole story, she sounds remarkably similar to me.

Sorry to hear that. Yikes.

She's the no.3 poker player on my power rankings, did I mention that yet?

Well I always liked that song "Milkshake" ... real catchy beat and outrageous concept ... so I spoofed it above given the circumstances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

You made a video?

PokerBunny is streaming on Twitch right now playing cash games.

First heard of the phenomenon of vocal fry from a HSS. I think he is too judgmental. There are more concerning things for me to fixate on in life than women who employ vocal fry.

I have never, ever heard it like that. Have you? For sure I don't spend time with party animals or hippified frybrains much, not exposed to it at all. Not casting any aspersions. I like her. Pull for her. Esp once she demphasizes the milkshake angle and shows some true self. Her true self is good ... something she needs to hear.

Yeah it's gone gold.

It's actually really sad to see someone this young chasing so hard after fame and attention. I don't say this to be looking down on her. She needs to find out that there is so much more to life than just trying to gain a following on social media and having something to prove to them.

Drew Barrymore was in rehab at age 12, her mother had her dancing and doing drugs at Studio 54 when she was 9. It's the way of the world, not all children have someone watching out for their best interests. It's very sad and I hope PB can find her way.

rta won't work with fully licensed poker tracker?

or shes cheap?

I'm not a psychologist but her need for "fame and attention" no doubt stems from the lack of approval and/or loving attention her parents failed to provide to her as a child (especially her mother as described by Poker Bunny in the interview at the start of this thread).

I didn't watch her interview as I find it hard to sit and listen to her speak for too long but that makes sense. I'm sure it comes from her upbringing. I do hope she matures mentally and is able to outgrow this phase and move onto more substantial goals soon.

FYP

I didn't think she played all that badly compared to some other women players (and men too) that I've seen in high stakes games. She seemed to have some concept of hand strength, position and the ability to read flops and evaluate the odds. She wasn't as easy to read as many people seemed to think. She could probably beat the average 2-5 game. Yes, I agree she does not belong in that game, but so what. They should welcome her and other players of her ilk to play. Isn't that one of the precepts for a good game, one full of below average players. I also thought she handled her losses better than a lot of far more "experienced" player who b---- and moan every time they lose a hand. She got up and left the table to walk it off and come back when she was ready.

Did anyone else see that young Asian lady blowing off big money on the recent editions of High Stakes Poker? Now that girl was a total amateur imo, easy to read and with no concept how to bet.

As far as PB's attire, once again I've seen many women players more scantily clad at the table showing off their assets. Rabbit ears - cute, that's all. I think she adds a little pizzazz to the show. Look at how many people are talking about her on here. One thing for sure - she's getting a lot of those coveted "views!"

I don't really care about her past history. We all have one of those, truth be known. What I see, is that she's in their fighting and most of us are on the sidelines watching. So good for her!

yes everyone judges her play when actual reality states the worse she plays the more money the other players make. If all the fish are gone what are the sharks going to eat? But the idiocracy wants to browbeat people until they leave the game. Happens on this site all the time.

She is beating Blitz200 for 1.5 bb/100 this year over 113k hands as of yesterday pre-session.