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09-17-2019 , 05:24 AM
Hevhad Kahn.

Greg Ramyer.

Mattias Anderson.

Tony G

Chris Moneymaker

Game was fun when they won.

Then the internet scumbags sucked it all up with their hoodies.

Now, they still win with their their hoodies, and they yell at us for excessive celebration.

They expect us to play in a certain fashion and suck up all the money.

And the game isn't fun, so they play black jack or roulette

And the guy in the hoodie gets angry, cause he wins $32 an hour instead of $60.

And they watch poker at the highest level. And it is great and beautiful.

And Nick Schumlan talks about the game. And the business man realizes he can play tight and win money.

And the business man can play tight and win, or, play video poker. But, he is smart. Doesnt' gamble.

And the guy in the hoodie gets more angry. And criticizes the business man.

And the business man goes to the blackjack table.

And the hourly rated goes down and down and down.

Then the Finihsh come and are better than the guy in the hoodie.

$32 an hour turns into minus $5 an hour.

And the guy in the hoodie gets more an more upset.

And, instead of promoting the game just get more and more miserable wondering what happened?

WTF just happened?

Euro's got better, you got worse. Your miserable existence pushed the regs to roulette.
09-17-2019 , 05:30 AM
And why are the Fins' so good? I don' t know.

They play 2 cent games all the time. See every hand and win!

And the business man, what is he going to do? Not give you his money. He is going to get better. If he doesn't, and can't win, blackjack, roulete or slots.
09-17-2019 , 05:34 AM
09-17-2019 , 05:36 AM
I can lose $100,000 a year.

Where does it go?

Limit games to people that are nice to me and video poker.

And, now tournaments.

I'm not playing 2-5 with you guys. You are better than me and it isn't fun!
09-17-2019 , 05:38 AM
think there is a reaons that Joh Robert Bellande, Jennifer Tilly and Phil Laak are biggest winners?
09-17-2019 , 05:43 AM
Hellmuth at least makes it fun when the donks and businessman beats him.
09-17-2019 , 06:10 AM
Poetry
09-17-2019 , 06:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smudger2408
And why are the Fins' so good?
Not that good. They could go 0-16 this year.
09-17-2019 , 07:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smudger2408
think there is a reaons that Joh Robert Bellande, Jennifer Tilly and Phil Laak are biggest winners?
There is no a reasons becoz these are biggest punters in history
09-17-2019 , 08:22 AM
Lol at this bitter old donk.
09-17-2019 , 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smudger2408
Hevhad Kahn.

Greg Ramyer.

Mattias Anderson.

Tony G

Chris Moneymaker

Game was fun when they won.

Then the internet scumbags sucked it all up with their hoodies.

Now, they still win with their their hoodies, and they yell at us for excessive celebration.

They expect us to play in a certain fashion and suck up all the money.

And the game isn't fun, so they play black jack or roulette

And the guy in the hoodie gets angry, cause he wins $32 an hour instead of $60.

And they watch poker at the highest level. And it is great and beautiful.

And Nick Schumlan talks about the game. And the business man realizes he can play tight and win money.

And the business man can play tight and win, or, play video poker. But, he is smart. Doesnt' gamble.

And the guy in the hoodie gets more angry. And criticizes the business man.

And the business man goes to the blackjack table.

And the hourly rated goes down and down and down.

Then the Finihsh come and are better than the guy in the hoodie.

$32 an hour turns into minus $5 an hour.

And the guy in the hoodie gets more an more upset.

And, instead of promoting the game just get more and more miserable wondering what happened?

WTF just happened?

Euro's got better, you got worse. Your miserable existence pushed the regs to roulette.
This is a poem is amazing. I hate hoodie regs.
09-17-2019 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Smudger2408
This made my morning. Have not seen this in forever but in the context of this miserable lame regs I never want to let go of this.
09-17-2019 , 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Not that good. They could go 0-16 this year.
They still have to play the Jets twice and the Bengals, they should be able to win at least 1, as long as their coaches are not wearing hoodies.
09-17-2019 , 12:33 PM
You'll never see Belichick in a hoodie.........oh wait..
09-17-2019 , 12:44 PM
Hevhad Kahn is also an "internet scumbag" fwiw
09-17-2019 , 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gregorio
Not that good. They could go 0-16 this year.
Laughed out loud in class at this.

Love you greg you pinko-commie-bastard
09-17-2019 , 01:20 PM
thread has potential

@smudger on a roll
09-17-2019 , 01:28 PM
Never heard of Mattias Anderson
09-17-2019 , 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gregorio
Not that good. They could go 0-16 this year.
Now, that was good...
09-17-2019 , 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smudger2408
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan Depaulo Degen
This made my morning. Have not seen this in forever but in the context of this miserable lame regs I never want to let go of this.
I worked that show. Watched it go down from inside the TV truck. Shot at the Palms.

During a break before this game I was sitting in the stands BS'ing with Tony. Found him to be extremely intelligent and had a nice conversation. Totally different personality away from the table.
09-17-2019 , 02:52 PM
I blame card runners
09-17-2019 , 04:16 PM
NVG is not your personal blog.

Go to House of Blogs for your many thoughts.
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