The other night I was drunk and wound up on youtube watching videos of people slowrolling and calling time on each other. Then I notice this ice princess sitting there all composed with a Mona Lisa smile. She be Kelly Winterhalter.





I do some googling and learn she live in Oakland, I used to live in Oakland! She has a company that makes face cream, makes sense because she has great skin. This a modern entreupenurial big city woman, as comfortable in the boardroom as sitting across from stealthmunkey.

Whats her story. Is she good at poker? Is she single? Quite a lady.

she's played in many Poker Night in America episodes.
you can find them on YouTube.

OMG FEMALE PLAY POKER AND CUTE. THREAD TIME.

You must still be drunk.

Live poker, average girl walks in and it's the Silence of the Lambs scene.

Sup Kelly

Hello Friends,

I have studied Kelly's play and I can confirm she is a badass poker player. I would avoid any tables she's at and hope you can avoid her for as long as possible when playing tournaments.

-O

Since this is not thread-worthy, I am going to close this thread.

It would not surprise me if later on the thread gets deleted entirely.