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View Poll Results: How long before Isildur1 goes busto poll question
Isildur1 will not make it out of November before going busto
142 8.29%
Will not see year 2010 before going busto
376 21.95%
Will go busto early in year 2010
189 11.03%
Will not go busto for a very long time
182 10.62%
Isildur1 will not go busto, period !
348 20.32%
Who is Idildur1
189 11.03%
I could give a rat's arse if Isildur1 goes busto or not !
287 16.75%

11-27-2009 , 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Prolekult
Sorry to single you out, but I am utterly sick of this phrase (not to mention 'sick') and would like to see it banned from 2p2 forever. (It should also be considered more offensive than f*** or c*** in general usage imo, but that's another story).

Also just wondering how you pronounce Isildur, what syllable is stressed?
[x] dumbest thing i ever heard, and not just on 2+2
11-27-2009 , 10:04 AM
Is this the Isildur thread? I'm lost I think..

What happened last night w/ ziggy? I read that ziig took Isilidur for 1.5m. I missed that.. details?
11-27-2009 , 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Prolekult
No , my problem isn't with the word itself (rape-seed oil is fine, lol) but I just don't like to see it used in that context, I think it sounds crass. Just a matter of taste I guess.

/derail
Well by your logic, my African American friends should have a problem with the word, "owned."
11-27-2009 , 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by WhatsEV?
Well by your logic, my African American friends should have a problem with the word, "owned."
hahahahahahahaha nice
11-27-2009 , 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by WhatsEV?
Well by your logic, my African American friends should have a problem with the word, "owned."
racist ban imo
11-27-2009 , 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prolekult
Also just wondering how you pronounce Isildur, what syllable is stressed?
Isildur is a name from LOTR. You can hear it pronounced hear:

Go to 0:34
11-27-2009 , 04:32 PM
how are ppl importing observed hands from the isildur matches? since copy paste is disabled for hands you haven't participated in
11-27-2009 , 05:03 PM
hax
11-27-2009 , 05:04 PM
I can't believe so many people don't see how the word rape could be offensive. It really doesn't bother me but I can't deny that it could be disturbing for some to hear it.
For those of you that don't think is offensive ask yourselves one question. If someone close to you had ever been raped, would you feel the same way??
11-27-2009 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by philsrightthere
how are ppl importing observed hands from the isildur matches? since copy paste is disabled for hands you haven't participated in
They use idleminer or similar software.
11-27-2009 , 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by nolimitfiend
Overheard at the nail salon

Mrs. Hellmuth: "So how's your boy doing these days?"

Mrs. Dwan: "Little Tommy's had a few business setbacks lately. He tells me a Swedish competitor, using questionable business practices is moving in on his territory."

Mrs. Hellmuth: "Oh, that's too bad! My son is always talking about Tommy's future." (Like how he would be surprised if he's even in business five years from now)

Mrs. Ilsidur1: "Tee hee"

Mrs. Dwan: "Did you say something dear?"

Mrs. Ilsidur1: "Oh, no. I just saw something funny in my People Magazine."

Mrs. Hellmuth: "You know, my son tells me he is the best in the world. I'm sure he could show this Swedish competitor a thing or two." (What kind of pansy did you raise? Letting some idiot Northern European get the best of him.)

Mrs. Ilsidur1: Gagging and spitting up her mocha latte

Mrs. Hellmuth: "Is there something wrong?."

Mrs. Ilsidur1: "No, I just had a little trouble with my latte." Gets up, hands the manicurist a couple of hundred, "Keep the change, it's my son's treat". Leaves.

Mrs. Hellmuth: "Who was that anyway?"

Manicurist: "No one has a clue, she's new in town."

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Originally Posted by Daleroxxu
hahaha, do more of these
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Originally Posted by bingobars
Very Well played. I think this is thread worthy and you should probably make a series of these.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
11-27-2009 , 06:13 PM
Isildur1 is Viktor "blom90" Blom

Postby UtiltIbuild » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:35 pm
Viktor Blom is a 20 year old poker pro from Rånäs, Stockholms län, Sweden. Viktor started playing poker under the screen name of blom90 on the Ipoker network and Party Poker. I believe he played under Blom90 on Party and also blom90_fan. Viktor Blom is alleged to have deposited $2000.00 on Ipoker and ran it up to $1.5 million in 2 weeks with his hyper aggressive style. He was 18 when he first did this and is now around 20 years old. Viktor Blom was nominated in the Scandinavian Poker Awards for rookie of the year in 2008. Viktor started his run on the Ipoker network and has since migrated to Full Tilt Poker to take on the best in the world. Like a poker prophet, Lukas Schwartz aka _fullflush1_ foretold about Viktor’s coming to Full Tilt, like was predicting the second coming of the Anti-durrrr. Sure enough, Viktor came to Full Till Poker to play with the pros. He not only played with the pros, but started an epic poker match in an attempt to reign supreme over the Full Tilt team members who play the highest stakes. He signed up under the name of Isildur1. He started by taking about $3 million off of Tom Dwan aka Durrrr. After that, Patrik Antonius took on isuldur1 and won the largest pot in online history off of him and about 2.5 million. Viktor wasn’t discouraged at all, the next evening he not only played Tom Dwan and Patrik Antonus, but added Phil Ivey to the mix, playing all of them on a total of 8 screens at once! Phil Ivey took over a million off of isildur1 in a couple of hours. Patrik and Durrrr both lost money off of him but were gaining ground back. Viktor is relentless, hyper aggressive, and capable of making 15k calls with K high on scary boards. Viktor is playing millions of hands, and is sure to become a dominating force in poker. Viktor Blom aka isildur1 is sure to get signed by a major poker room over the next couple of months.
11-27-2009 , 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HitmanDK
Isildur is a name from LOTR. You can hear it pronounced hear:

Go to 0:34
I is ill Durr

Is how its pronounced
11-27-2009 , 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by josecuervos
I can't believe so many people don't see how the word rape could be offensive. It really doesn't bother me but I can't deny that it could be disturbing for some to hear it.
For those of you that don't think is offensive ask yourselves one question. If someone close to you had ever been raped, would you feel the same way??
Spoiler:
RAPE
11-28-2009 , 12:58 AM
uhm I think since he's a swede it should be pronounced in the way us swedes pronounce it 'Isil durr'
11-28-2009 , 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckisBS
uhm I think since he's a swede it should be pronounced in the way us swedes pronounce it 'Isil durr'
uhm im Swedish and it's hardly a common word is it.. and we pronounce things from english movies.. in english most of the time right? unless you're a bonde..
11-28-2009 , 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by CarlP
This is all absurdly stupid. Isildur1 can quit PLO any time he wants and sit at the NLHE tables all day waiting for action, but he's too much of a degenerate gambler to do that. Patrik's just exploiting his opponent. Why give up that unnecessary edge?
If you do not accommodate the "fish" with bait they wont bite. Eventually Isildur will stop playing and subsequently PA will lose a supposed fishing hole. Short-term thinking on PA's part and yours quite honestly.

If your going to play poker at nosebleeds for and extended period of years this idea of denying action is out right dumb. But what do I know winning three million dollars this year maybe better than winning 10 million over five years. If I was rolled and planned to play for years I would most def try and keep my customers happy. Patrik's prime customer is going to start shopping at other places for action.

Kind of funny PA thinks he has no edge ever against anyone. DN mentioned this about golf and you hear on the poker shows how PA complains how bad he runs.
11-28-2009 , 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by josecuervos
I can't believe so many people don't see how the word rape could be offensive. It really doesn't bother me but I can't deny that it could be disturbing for some to hear it.
For those of you that don't think is offensive ask yourselves one question. If someone close to you had ever been raped, would you feel the same way??
is the word murder offensive to you? how about crush?

what if your mother were murdered by a crazed steamroller operator?
11-28-2009 , 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by OoBillyoO
If you do not accommodate the "fish" with bait they wont bite. Eventually Isildur will stop playing and subsequently PA will lose a supposed fishing hole. Short-term thinking on PA's part and yours quite honestly.

If your going to play poker at nosebleeds for and extended period of years this idea of denying action is out right dumb. But what do I know winning three million dollars this year maybe better than winning 10 million over five years. If I was rolled and planned to play for years I would most def try and keep my customers happy. Patrik's prime customer is going to start shopping at other places for action.

Kind of funny PA thinks he has no edge ever against anyone. DN mentioned this about golf and you hear on the poker shows how PA complains how bad he runs.
Isildur1 is NOT a fish, and PA has no need to bait him, since time and time again, Isildur1 continues to sit down with him. Unless he can muster up the self control to hold out and not sit at a PLO table, Isildur1 won't be playing a hand of NLHE with Antonius anytime soon.
11-28-2009 , 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by OoBillyoO
If your going to play poker at nosebleeds for and extended period of years this idea of denying action is out right dumb. But what do I know winning three million dollars this year maybe better than winning 10 million over five years. If I was rolled and planned to play for years I would most def try and keep my customers happy. Patrik's prime customer is going to start shopping at other places for action.
because there r sooo many customers who r willing to play 500/1k HU PLO
yeh isildur can just shop around for new customers till he finds what he likes....
yeah all 3 ppl....
i never heard antonius complain about anything btw doubt he claims he runs bad, maybe jokingly
11-28-2009 , 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by acemeh1
I is ill Durr

Is how its pronounced
Ehh nope. The name is from LOTR. Before LOTR there was no Isildur, it is not a Swedish name. It should be pronounced the way it is in the movie.

Here's another link where you can hear it pronounced:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr_i2...&NR=1#t=03m17s
11-28-2009 , 10:59 AM
He's sitting at 50/100 now 4 tabling Fullflush. Surprises me he's playing that low.
11-28-2009 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by HitmanDK
Ehh nope. The name is from LOTR. Before LOTR there was no Isildur, it is not a Swedish name. It should be pronounced the way it is in the movie.

Here's another link where you can hear it pronounced:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr_i2...&NR=1#t=03m17s
Try again... reading and comprehending
11-28-2009 , 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by qwertZ
Try again... reading and comprehending
Ahh I think I get it

      
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