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*** October 2012 High Stakes Thread *** *** October 2012 High Stakes Thread ***

10-12-2012 , 12:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Testi
River: ($6739.50) 9 (2 players)
wilhasha bets $8427.22 all in, wilhasha says "CALL", KTPOKP calls $8427.22

Final Pot: $23593.94
KTPOKP shows T J (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
wilhasha shows 6 A (high card Ace)
KTPOKP wins $23591.94
(Rake: $2.00)
Lmao, love mind games like this. Even more fun live obv.
10-12-2012 , 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NJB313
Ummm, no, he lost it.
Yup, sorry, I missed that. I had my eyes 99% closed as it was 8 in the morning here, if that's an excuse Anyway it's sad to see him do it over and over again. If he would learn to sleep even if he has money in his account, things would be much better, but then again, that's how he got where he is so... better luck next time?
10-12-2012 , 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaAces
He revealed it to a danish newspaper a month or two ago.
So was he Broski on FTP too?
10-12-2012 , 01:59 PM
^no he was Gus Hansen

10-12-2012 , 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hs3c
^no he was Gus Hansen

I know he was Gus Hansen, just saying i remember Broski on FTP too.
10-12-2012 , 02:57 PM
but he was Gus Hansen, OJsBludyNife.
10-12-2012 , 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OJsBludyNife
I know he was Gus Hansen, just saying i remember Broski on FTP too.
Maybe, but he is broksi on Pokerstars and not Broski!
10-12-2012 , 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OJsBludyNife
I know he was Gus Hansen, just saying i remember Broski on FTP too.
According to PTR, "broksi" on FTP was someone from Italy who played micro, small and midstakes and there was no "broski".
10-12-2012 , 03:38 PM
Broskigate2012 put er to bed.
10-12-2012 , 03:47 PM
I'm all grumpy because I spent a few minutes crafting this reply to the cheating in Bobby's room thread. So you get the reply in here

Actually OP's story is about 85% right. The part that he's missing is that Gus was actually in on the scam. And it's pretty obvious as to why.

Gus Hansen was actually born Gustav Jacobsen. Although I won't get into the sinister reasons behind his name change (it involves a rabbit and a trip to Prague), I will point out something that many of us have known for years. If you rearrange the letters of Gustav Jacobsen, you get the following anagram:

Jab Vegan Scouts


Indeed he's hated Vegans as long as most of us can remember. Abe Mosseri is vegan. Tell me you didn't just tense up with excitement. But like the DaVinci code, this runs much much deeper...

Another anagram for Gustav Jacobsen is:

A Bacon Vest, Jugs?


Now all of a sudden there's meat involved, more specifically a vest made of bacon. And jugs. Well naturally that's...




Kathy!

There were no microchips. Just Gus wearing a bacon vest, defrauding people out of millions. Or maybe Kathy and Gus are the same person...
10-12-2012 , 04:06 PM
I hope you didn't spend all night doing that.
10-12-2012 , 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rafiki
I'm all grumpy because I spent a few minutes crafting this reply to the cheating in Bobby's room thread. So you get the reply in here

Actually OP's story is about 85% right. The part that he's missing is that Gus was actually in on the scam. And it's pretty obvious as to why.

Gus Hansen was actually born Gustav Jacobsen. Although I won't get into the sinister reasons behind his name change (it involves a rabbit and a trip to Prague), I will point out something that many of us have known for years. If you rearrange the letters of Gustav Jacobsen, you get the following anagram:

Jab Vegan Scouts


Indeed he's hated Vegans as long as most of us can remember. Abe Mosseri is vegan. Tell me you didn't just tense up with excitement. But like the DaVinci code, this runs much much deeper...

Another anagram for Gustav Jacobsen is:

A Bacon Vest, Jugs?


Now all of a sudden there's meat involved, more specifically a vest made of bacon. And jugs. Well naturally that's...




Kathy!

There were no microchips. Just Gus wearing a bacon vest, defrauding people out of millions. Or maybe Kathy and Gus are the same person...
10-12-2012 , 04:15 PM
da fuq
10-12-2012 , 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rafiki
I'm all grumpy because I spent a few minutes crafting this reply to the cheating in Bobby's room thread. So you get the reply in here

Actually OP's story is about 85% right. The part that he's missing is that Gus was actually in on the scam. And it's pretty obvious as to why.

Gus Hansen was actually born Gustav Jacobsen. Although I won't get into the sinister reasons behind his name change (it involves a rabbit and a trip to Prague), I will point out something that many of us have known for years. If you rearrange the letters of Gustav Jacobsen, you get the following anagram:

Jab Vegan Scouts


Indeed he's hated Vegans as long as most of us can remember. Abe Mosseri is vegan. Tell me you didn't just tense up with excitement. But like the DaVinci code, this runs much much deeper...

Another anagram for Gustav Jacobsen is:

A Bacon Vest, Jugs?


Now all of a sudden there's meat involved, more specifically a vest made of bacon. And jugs. Well naturally that's...




Kathy!

There were no microchips. Just Gus wearing a bacon vest, defrauding people out of millions. Or maybe Kathy and Gus are the same person...
I want that 45 seconds back

/fail
10-12-2012 , 04:57 PM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

cuffme (BB) (BB) ($22600.75)
nanonoko (SB) (SB) ($19917.50)

Preflop:
nanonoko (SB) bets $200, cuffme (BB) raises to $700, nanonoko (SB) calls $500

Flop: ($1440) 2, 10, J (2 players)
cuffme (BB) bets $1078.50, nanonoko (SB) raises to $2600, cuffme (BB) calls $1521.50

Turn: ($6640) 3 (2 players)
cuffme (BB) checks, nanonoko (SB) bets $4000, cuffme (BB) raises to $19280.75 (All-In), nanonoko (SB) calls $12597.50 (All-In)

River: ($39835) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $39835 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $39835 between cuffme (BB) and nanonoko (SB), won by nanonoko (SB)

Results:
nanonoko (SB) had 10, J (two pair, Jacks and tens).
cuffme (BB) had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: nanonoko (SB) won $39833
10-12-2012 , 05:03 PM
LOL Nice one!


Spoiler:
just kidding you fail
10-12-2012 , 05:05 PM
more like rafuku
10-12-2012 , 05:08 PM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

nanonoko (BB) (BB) ($10078)
cuffme (SB) (SB) ($26814.25)

Preflop:
cuffme (SB) bets $200, nanonoko (BB) raises to $800, cuffme (SB) calls $600

Flop: ($1640) J, 6, K (2 players)
nanonoko (BB) bets $900, cuffme (SB) calls $900

Turn: ($3440) 9 (2 players)
nanonoko (BB) bets $2200, cuffme (SB) calls $2200

River: ($7840) 6 (2 players)
nanonoko (BB) bets $6158 (All-In), cuffme (SB) calls $6158

Total pot: $20156 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $20156 between nanonoko (BB) and cuffme (SB), won by nanonoko (BB)

Results:
cuffme (SB) had 10, K (two pair, Kings and sixes).
nanonoko (BB) had 9, K (two pair, Kings and nines).
Outcome: nanonoko (BB) won $20154
10-12-2012 , 05:21 PM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (5 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

muha84 (Button) (Button) ($10300)
forhayley (SB) (SB) ($11699.85)
0Human0 (BB) (BB) ($10000)
Kanu7 (UTG) (UTG) ($10000)
nanonoko (MP) (MP) ($11407)

Preflop:
1 fold, nanonoko (MP) bets $300, muha84 (Button) calls $300, 2 folds

Flop: ($750) 2, 6, 7 (2 players)
nanonoko (MP) bets $500, muha84 (Button) calls $500

Turn: ($1750) 5 (2 players)
nanonoko (MP) checks, muha84 (Button) bets $1273.85, nanonoko (MP) raises to $10607 (All-In), muha84 (Button) calls $8226.15 (All-In)

River: ($20750) Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $20750 | Rake: $5
Main pot: $20750 between muha84 (Button) and nanonoko (MP), won by nanonoko (MP)

Results:
muha84 (Button) had 5, 7 (two pair, sevens and fives).
nanonoko (MP) had 9, 10 (flush, Queen high).
Outcome: nanonoko (MP) won $20745

ProPokerTools Hold'em Simulation
44 trials (Exhaustive)
board: 2675
Hand Pot equity Wins Ties
5c7c75.00% 330
9sTs25.00% 110
10-12-2012 , 05:22 PM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

cuffme (SB) (SB) ($12965)
nanonoko (BB) (BB) ($37042)

Preflop:
cuffme (SB) bets $200, nanonoko (BB) raises to $800, cuffme (SB) raises to $1900, nanonoko (BB) raises to $3900, cuffme (SB) calls $2000

Flop: ($7840) K, 4, 5 (2 players)
nanonoko (BB) bets $2800, cuffme (SB) calls $2800

Turn: ($13440) 2 (2 players)
nanonoko (BB) bets $30322 (All-In), cuffme (SB) calls $6245 (All-In)

River: ($25930) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $25930 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $25930 between cuffme (SB) and nanonoko (BB), won by nanonoko (BB)

Results:
cuffme (SB) had Q, K (one pair, Kings).
nanonoko (BB) had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: nanonoko (BB) won $25928
10-12-2012 , 05:23 PM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Kanu7 (Button) (Button) ($11545)
forhayley (SB) (SB) ($10000)
caipsa (BB) (BB) ($6109.30)
muha84 (UTG) (UTG) ($14372.70)
nanonoko (MP) (MP) ($12732)
0Human0 (CO) (CO) ($13465)

Preflop:
1 fold, nanonoko (MP) bets $300, 1 fold, Kanu7 (Button) raises to $900, 1 fold, caipsa (BB) raises to $6109.30 (All-In), nanonoko (MP) raises to $12732 (All-In), Kanu7 (Button) calls $10645 (All-In)

Flop: ($29249.30) 2, K, 4 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: ($29249.30) J (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($29249.30) 3 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $29249.30 | Rake: $5
Main pot: $18377.90 between Kanu7 (Button), caipsa (BB) and nanonoko (MP), won by Kanu7 (Button)
Side pot 1: $10871.40 between Kanu7 (Button) and nanonoko (MP), won by Kanu7 (Button)

Results:
Kanu7 (Button) had K, A (one pair, Kings).
caipsa (BB) had 8, 8 (one pair, eights).
nanonoko (MP) had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: Kanu7 (Button) won $29244.30

ProPokerTools Hold'em Simulation
1,370,754 trials (Exhaustive)
Hand Pot equity Wins Ties
KhAh37.98% 519,5963,110
8d8s19.45% 265,5333,110
QcQh42.57% 582,5153,110
10-12-2012 , 05:25 PM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

cuffme (SB) (SB) ($7687)
nanonoko (BB) (BB) ($52488)

Preflop:
cuffme (SB) bets $200, nanonoko (BB) raises to $800, cuffme (SB) calls $600

Flop: ($1640) A, 5, 4 (2 players)
nanonoko (BB) bets $900, cuffme (SB) raises to $1800, nanonoko (BB) raises to $3100, cuffme (SB) raises to $6867 (All-In), nanonoko (BB) calls $3767

Turn: ($15374) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($15374) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $15374 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $15374 between cuffme (SB) and nanonoko (BB), won by nanonoko (BB)

Results:
cuffme (SB) had A, 6 (two pair, Aces and twos).
nanonoko (BB) had K, A (two pair, Aces and twos).
Outcome: nanonoko (BB) won $15372
10-12-2012 , 05:52 PM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

nanonoko (SB) (SB) ($10788)
cuffme (BB) (BB) ($19051.59)

Preflop:
nanonoko (SB) bets $200, cuffme (BB) raises to $700, nanonoko (SB) raises to $1700, cuffme (BB) calls $1000

Flop: ($3440) 10, 8, 7 (2 players)
cuffme (BB) checks, nanonoko (SB) bets $1400, cuffme (BB) raises to $17331.59 (All-In), nanonoko (SB) calls $7668 (All-In)

Turn: ($21576) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($21576) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $21576 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $21576 between nanonoko (SB) and cuffme (BB), won by nanonoko (SB)

Results:
nanonoko (SB) had J, 9 (straight, Jack high).
cuffme (BB) had 9, 10 (two pair, tens and nines).
Outcome: nanonoko (SB) won $21574
10-12-2012 , 05:53 PM
nanonoko Online 5802 hands -$103,938
10-12-2012 , 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $100.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

cuffme (SB) (SB) ($7687)
nanonoko (BB) (BB) ($52488)

Preflop:
cuffme (SB) bets $200, nanonoko (BB) raises to $800, cuffme (SB) calls $600

Flop: ($1640) A, 5, 4 (2 players)
nanonoko (BB) bets $900, cuffme (SB) raises to $1800, nanonoko (BB) raises to $3100, cuffme (SB) raises to $6867 (All-In), nanonoko (BB) calls $3767

Turn: ($15374) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($15374) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $15374 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $15374 between cuffme (SB) and nanonoko (BB), won by nanonoko (BB)

Results:
cuffme (SB) had A, 6 (two pair, Aces and twos).
nanonoko (BB) had K, A (two pair, Aces and twos).
Outcome: nanonoko (BB) won $15372
lol

Last edited by loveminuszero; 10-12-2012 at 06:16 PM. Reason: bolded

      
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