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02-10-2011 , 01:17 PM
Horribly play by dwan, no matter how u look at it
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02-10-2011 , 01:26 PM
I can see his reasoning behind it if he thought the guy had AJ? LOL. What could he have here?

Actually yeah it's a pretty terrible play. So many hands destroy him in that spot. AK,AQ,10,10,99,88,AA,KK

Yeah if he thought it through more he should have folded.

Last edited by northeastbeast; 02-10-2011 at 01:35 PM.
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02-10-2011 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ruudolf
Horribly play by dwan, no matter how u look at it
**** it, I'm going all in.





Is that a continuation bet? I think he’s got the nuts. You know what? **** it. I’m going all in.

Yeah, I could call it down or fold, cut my losses. But **** that. Folding is for ******s. I’m ****ing Tom Durrrr Dwan. I can get that bluff to work. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to suck out or get him next time. I like going all in. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should minraise? **** that. That’s gay. Check it down? Gay. Fold? Gay. Slowplay? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing Texas Hold'em. You can’t just expect pots to come to you. You can’t massage that ****. You gotta grab your opponent by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of him. You think a minbet is gonna win you a pot? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Ike Haxton running this table. Dwan's got the moves. Creativity. Artistry. You gotta unleash the overbet.

Okay, I’m shoving. Nice. Look how those chips all went into the middle. I look good. I bet I made that cocktail waitress wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she'd like it over the table in Bobby's Room. I can hit that with 100% equity, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like he called. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to go all in. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest bluffs you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna shove the very next hand, I’m gonna put even more money in. Faster. You see Hellmuth sitting to my left? I’m gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a good 'ol Tommy Dwane preflop shove. Why? Because I can.

This is Durrrr we’re talking about here. We’re talking 140 lbs. of steely intellect and sex appeal. I’m not just a poker player. I’m a poke-her player. Going all in tells all the Dwanstitutes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pot sized bet every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to throwing those chips in for all their worth. It tells them I ball like I ****. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
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02-10-2011 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Ruudolf
Horribly play by dwan, no matter how u look at it
Horrible post by Ruudolf, no matter how you look at it.

Do you really think that you, a random nobody, have the ability to criticize one of the best players in the world when you know absolutely nothing about how high stakes games are played, the tendencies of the opponent up to this point, or what and how prior hands were played? Really buddy?

I'm sorry but at this level of poker is played way over your head so please save yourself some embarrassment and shhhhh.
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02-10-2011 , 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBroseidon
**** it, I'm going all in.





Is that a continuation bet? I think he’s got the nuts. You know what? **** it. I’m going all in.

Yeah, I could call it down or fold, cut my losses. But **** that. Folding is for ******s. I’m ****ing Tom Durrrr Dwan. I can get that bluff to work. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to suck out or get him next time. I like going all in. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should minraise? **** that. That’s gay. Check it down? Gay. Fold? Gay. Slowplay? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing Texas Hold'em. You can’t just expect pots to come to you. You can’t massage that ****. You gotta grab your opponent by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of him. You think a minbet is gonna win you a pot? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Ike Haxton running this table. Dwan's got the moves. Creativity. Artistry. You gotta unleash the overbet.

Okay, I’m shoving. Nice. Look how those chips all went into the middle. I look good. I bet I made that cocktail waitress wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she'd like it over the table in Bobby's Room. I can hit that with 100% equity, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like he called. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to go all in. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest bluffs you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna shove the very next hand, I’m gonna put even more money in. Faster. You see Hellmuth sitting to my left? I’m gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a good 'ol Tommy Dwane preflop shove. Why? Because I can.

This is Durrrr we’re talking about here. We’re talking 140 lbs. of steely intellect and sex appeal. I’m not just a poker player. I’m a poke-her player. Going all in tells all the Dwanstitutes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pot sized bet every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to throwing those chips in for all their worth. It tells them I ball like I ****. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
this is some of the funniest ***** I've ever read on this message board, wp
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02-10-2011 , 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GEAUX UL
Horrible post by Ruudolf, no matter how you look at it.

Do you really think that you, a random nobody, have the ability to criticize one of the best players in the world when you know absolutely nothing about how high stakes games are played, the tendencies of the opponent up to this point, or what and how prior hands were played? Really buddy?

I'm sorry but at this level of poker is played way over your head so please save yourself some embarrassment and shhhhh.
There are times when it's a level over your head and then there are times when it's obvious. I was watching a hand on Full Tilt when Dwan was playing Isidur1 I think in that match where he got totally raped. He calls a 200k bet on the river in a spot where I was completely sure that the dude had it.

If you can't adjust between playing advanced poker and common sense that can make you exploitable too. There is no doubt that guy is a sick gambler but sometimes the other guy just has it.

If he can't get that information without losing 200k usds in a spot where he has no fold equity and is practically drawing dead he should probably do it.

There is no doubt Dwan is a genius but his fatal flaw is that he's nerdy. Naturally lacking in common sense. He's playing like it's some video game or something. That's why Ivey wins because he's a human who learned the math after.
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02-10-2011 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBroseidon
**** it, I'm going all in....
lol solid poast
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02-10-2011 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Stinkfist
lol solid poast
Ty.


And I guess he is back in Macau....

durrrr: been playing 30hrs str live... jus drank a ton of coffee and game broke, so cant sleep, but also cant think too great yo
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02-10-2011 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBroseidon
durrrr: been playing 30hrs str live... jus drank a ton of coffee and game broke, so cant sleep, but also cant think too great yo
most obv angle ever. he's hoping that jungleman reads that offers to complete some more of the challenge knowing the jungle just unloaded like 250k to some swede and might not be in the best state of mind to take dwan hu.
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02-11-2011 , 03:52 PM
I came across an interview with Doyle Brunson where Doyle made some comments about the Macau game:

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PAS: Finally, I just have to ask, there’s been a lot of hype about the high stakes cash games in Macau over the last couple months. Do you plan on partaking in any of that action in the near future?


Doyle Brunson: The gentlemen that runs the game came to Vegas and I met him. And he said that I would be welcome if I wanted to come play. But then on the other hand, I hear of players that go over there and can’t get in the game, and that’s a long ways to go and know you’re not going to have a seat. I went to Macau one time thinking I was going to play in a big cash game. They told me what a big game it was, and I wired a lot of money over there to play in it, and I got over there and it was the equivalent of a 30/60 game in US dollars. But they were playing with Hong Kong dollars and made it sound like it was a lot more money. I think it was 7 to 1 or something in Hong Kong dollars. So...I don’t know. Of course, I would like to go play, but I want to be assured that I’d get to play if I go.

interview can be found here:

http://www.pokeraffiliatesolutions.c...interview.html
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02-11-2011 , 11:47 PM
Big game is back with avengeance. Apparently a bad week for John Juanda and Tom Dwan with both losing over HKD15m (US$2m approx) with Johnny Chan apparently a big winner as well as one of the locals. Lots of pros playing at different points. Makes an interesting stop after Aussie Millions I guess. Going to Starworld tonight with Tom and others so will see whats happening.
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02-12-2011 , 12:18 PM
what happened with sending someone over there to cover stuff?

would be ideal now, with all the supposed action etc
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02-13-2011 , 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBroseidon
**** it, I'm going all in.





Is that a continuation bet? I think he’s got the nuts. You know what? **** it. I’m going all in.

Yeah, I could call it down or fold, cut my losses. But **** that. Folding is for ******s. I’m ****ing Tom Durrrr Dwan. I can get that bluff to work. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to suck out or get him next time. I like going all in. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should minraise? **** that. That’s gay. Check it down? Gay. Fold? Gay. Slowplay? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing Texas Hold'em. You can’t just expect pots to come to you. You can’t massage that ****. You gotta grab your opponent by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of him. You think a minbet is gonna win you a pot? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Ike Haxton running this table. Dwan's got the moves. Creativity. Artistry. You gotta unleash the overbet.

Okay, I’m shoving. Nice. Look how those chips all went into the middle. I look good. I bet I made that cocktail waitress wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she'd like it over the table in Bobby's Room. I can hit that with 100% equity, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like he called. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to go all in. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest bluffs you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna shove the very next hand, I’m gonna put even more money in. Faster. You see Hellmuth sitting to my left? I’m gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a good 'ol Tommy Dwane preflop shove. Why? Because I can.

This is Durrrr we’re talking about here. We’re talking 140 lbs. of steely intellect and sex appeal. I’m not just a poker player. I’m a poke-her player. Going all in tells all the Dwanstitutes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pot sized bet every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to throwing those chips in for all their worth. It tells them I ball like I ****. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
**** it, im goin all in
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02-13-2011 , 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by timmydk
Chinese guy (approximately 3 million HKD stack) limped at UTG positon

Dwan (Cut off with 1.3 million stack) raised 50,000 HKD, and Patrik (Button with 2.8 million stack) called 50,000 HKD
Chinese guy raised 200,000 HKD, and Dwan called

Flop : 89J

Chinese guy bet 400,000 HKD
Dwan went all-in 1.1 million, and Chinese guy called immediately

Dwan showed QK
Chiese guy showed KK

i'm not one to criticize one of the best cash game players in the world, but.... I think durrrr kinda failed with this one...
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02-14-2011 , 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by blink20
im obv an nvgtard but can someone explain why dwan would do that pre w KQ, call a limp r/r for 150k more on a 1.1 million stack?

I guess metagame purposes, the chinese guys like to gamble and in order to be keep invited to the games, dwan and the other pros feel the need to give action in these spots?

also in b4 'no strategy in nvg'.
He didn't limp he raised to 50k and got 3 bet
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I am starting to believe this^

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Originally Posted by GEAUX UL
Horrible post by Ruudolf, no matter how you look at it.

Do you really think that you, a random nobody, have the ability to criticize one of the best players in the world when you know absolutely nothing about how high stakes games are played, the tendencies of the opponent up to this point, or what and how prior hands were played? Really buddy?

I'm sorry but at this level of poker is played way over your head so please save yourself some embarrassment and shhhhh.
calm down ... even Jack Nicholas took golf lessons during his prime .... everyone is subject to critique ... the way this hand is played is pretty bad unless there was some kind of super read going on ... TYPICALLY the guy would have to be a maniac to get paid off there and a super nit to fold there ... such a player does not exist
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02-14-2011 , 12:46 PM
wow, sick sick sick action. hope they follow through with the idea of getting a live reporter out there. would be great for us at home.
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02-14-2011 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by timmydk
Dwan (Cut off with 1.3 million stack) raised 50,000 HKD, and Patrik (Button with 2.8 million stack)
Seems really unlikely that Tom would have only 65 blinds on the table, then borrow another 50 blinds from Patrik to play with.
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02-14-2011 , 02:12 PM
Any updates? Asianpokerfacts?
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02-14-2011 , 02:19 PM
Hearing this.....tilt.....no longer
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02-18-2011 , 08:48 AM
any news?
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02-18-2011 , 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by northeastbeast
That's why Ivey wins because he's a human who learned the math after.

durrrr was bourne with maths
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03-01-2011 , 08:42 AM
I was reading a finnish poker blog. He is in macau right now and he told that 89,000,000 HKD went in preflop with durrrr holding AK, villain1 had JJ and villain2 had TT. durrrrr spikes the ace and ships the 89 million HKD pot, equivalent of $11,400,000 dollars.
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03-01-2011 , 09:00 AM
^

LOL!
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03-01-2011 , 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBroseidon
**** it, I'm going all in.





Is that a continuation bet? I think he’s got the nuts. You know what? **** it. I’m going all in.

Yeah, I could call it down or fold, cut my losses. But **** that. Folding is for ******s. I’m ****ing Tom Durrrr Dwan. I can get that bluff to work. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to suck out or get him next time. I like going all in. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should minraise? **** that. That’s gay. Check it down? Gay. Fold? Gay. Slowplay? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing Texas Hold'em. You can’t just expect pots to come to you. You can’t massage that ****. You gotta grab your opponent by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of him. You think a minbet is gonna win you a pot? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Ike Haxton running this table. Dwan's got the moves. Creativity. Artistry. You gotta unleash the overbet.

Okay, I’m shoving. Nice. Look how those chips all went into the middle. I look good. I bet I made that cocktail waitress wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she'd like it over the table in Bobby's Room. I can hit that with 100% equity, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like he called. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to go all in. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest bluffs you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna shove the very next hand, I’m gonna put even more money in. Faster. You see Hellmuth sitting to my left? I’m gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a good 'ol Tommy Dwane preflop shove. Why? Because I can.

This is Durrrr we’re talking about here. We’re talking 140 lbs. of steely intellect and sex appeal. I’m not just a poker player. I’m a poke-her player. Going all in tells all the Dwanstitutes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pot sized bet every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to throwing those chips in for all their worth. It tells them I ball like I ****. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
This is so awesome
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03-01-2011 , 10:38 AM
8fig usd pot is preeeetty sick
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