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Originally Posted by sinner
Would I want to ask:
- what's the most you've won/lost in a day?
- how big are the games you play in?
- what's the biggest game you've played in?
- how big is your bankroll?
- what are some live tells that have made you a lot of money?
- what are biggest mistakes people make in 6+?
- what kinds of things do you invest in outside of poker?
I definitely wanna know the answers to these and other juicy questions. But many people would not publicly disclose this type of info.
I feel like they should ask even juicier questions than that. Maybe stuff like:
- How long is your 'you know what'?
- Have you ever murdered anyone?
- Do you think I've ever murdered anyone?
- What if I ask 5 more questions about murder? Would that cause you to reconsider your answer to question number three?
- If it turns out that both Trueteller and LLinusLLove were secretly serial killers this whole time, which of them do you think has had a higher bb/100 in their serial killing careers, where big blinds are defined as obese people who are legally vision-impaired, per 100 murders committed?
- What's the technical term of a group of crows?
- Do you like me?
- What about now?
- What about... (strange muffled shuffling and crumpling noises are heard off camera) ...now?
- What abou-BAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I scare you?
- BAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! RAHHH RAHHH RAHHARHAHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
- Who is the sexiest dealer you've ever had as a dealer during a poker game?
- What was her name?
- What was her last name?
- What was her middle initial?
- Why didn't you ask the floor staff?
- What the **** is your problem?
- Sorry, I didn't catch that, what did y-? -Revisit question number three? Oh. Hah... nah, we're good. HAhaha, nah, man, I was just joking about revisiting question number three. No nee-NO NEED noneednoneeeeed to...-yea, let's cool it with that dude. I said SHUT THE **** UP. If that's seriously what you think, then why would you think it's a smart idea to say that to me? ****, are you stupid? What the hell, man?
- What was your favorite book in the Narnia seri-
- -I SAID SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT IT!!! JESUS ****ING CHRIST. DO YOU WANT TO ****ING DIE??
- How well do you think sound carries through that door over there?
- Do you like my necktie?
- How much do you think it cost?
- WRONG ANSWER, PAL.
- Do you think 50 buyins is enough bankroll for low stakes nl?-
- -Ahhhh.. sorry, looks like that's all the time we've got for right now. Well, hey, it was really great having you on. Really hope we can have you back on soon. Stop by again any time, we'd love to have you back on.