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Originally Posted by bacchanalia
“I’m 70 now, I can’t remember anything, is the button right?l
This one is similar to the old golf caddy story. He is well known for being the best spotter on the course.
So a long ball hitter hires him and hits his first tee shot a long way into the rough and asks the caddy if he saw it. "Of course", the old guy says, "I saw it all the way". As they are walking up the fairway the golfer asks where the ball is and the old guy answers, "I can't remember".
That's it, carry on.