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LOL, that was genius. The first hand was absolutely hysterical. Good betting, I liked the size of the bets, very aggressive, and some good laydowns preflop too. Definitely some winning strategy in that video.

HAHA later in the video he flops nothing and says I've got a backdoor 2 pair draw. I've never heard that in my life.

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08-13-2007 , 01:50 PM

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Disfunctional

stranger

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I would have loved to hear him comment on that last hand.
Brilliant!

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08-13-2007 , 03:00 PM

#103

gatorch0mp

journeyman

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The Q-7 (sooted) hand slowplay was absolutely BRILLIANT.

Nice.

Looking forward to more videos.

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08-13-2007 , 04:16 PM

#104

Sharagoz

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 128

Thats the funniest instruction video I have ever seen.
Every advice he gives without exception are just pure gold.
That guy cant be serious, right? It must be a level?

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08-13-2007 , 04:19 PM

#105

Bonified

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We definitely need more of these, and I encourage anyone who can to make videos with deliberately bad play and bogus commentary. Hopefully sooner or later someone will win the donk and go anyway, then we can put it on YouTube for real and say "but he did go on to win the tournament" if anyone dares to challenge us.

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08-13-2007 , 05:32 PM

#106

Xanthro

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This can't be serious!!

Really, who the hell folds AK with a <10M, then folds AQ on the button?

He plays stupid hands, then folds good hands, then makes claims such as others get Poker Aces twice as often as normal, or online if you have AQ someone will have AK.

This could be the worst poker player ever recorded if he's actuall serious.

I love his 75% preflop raise and he calls someone else a LAG.

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08-13-2007 , 05:35 PM

#107

rewt75

journeyman

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Almost an entire thread full of levelled people.

He's joking, folks.

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08-13-2007 , 05:39 PM

#108

ebepse

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Almost an entire thread full of levelled people.

He's joking, folks.

we know ldo it was obv by the 3rd hand

unless youre leveling

make more then make a new thread for them, jon voight

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08-13-2007 , 05:39 PM

#109

CASHius-Clay

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lol, you don't get, do you???

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08-13-2007 , 06:52 PM

#110

john voight

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new vid will be up in about 4 minutes....

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08-13-2007 , 07:14 PM

#111

darom03

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gk-4IxBDJA

loool notice all the links next to it, 'more from this user'

XXX SEXY TEEN STRIPS XXX

I actually found that particular video to be somewhat hard to masturbate to. Not that it is impossible or anything... Just took a bit longer than usual.

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08-13-2007 , 07:17 PM

#112

john voight

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Aight guys here is some MTT action.

Unfortunately I busted fast again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tIFWdAy-44

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08-13-2007 , 07:47 PM

#113

ebepse

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hahahah i love your voice

make a new thread for these theyre gold, especially when you start talking about the weather

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08-13-2007 , 11:06 PM

#114

Persistence

enthusiast

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Lol again. I love the comment posted about the video too, pure class. Good work, you are showing the art of LAG min-raise play.

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08-14-2007 , 11:21 PM

#115

ebepse

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more homie

do cash games

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08-15-2007 , 02:17 AM

#116

john voight

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more homie

do cash games

I cant afford to lose in cash games, as it would prolly cost at least 10 or 15 dollars even at the lowest stakes.

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08-15-2007 , 04:11 AM

#117

ShipIt77

journeyman

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A+. hilaaaaarious

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08-15-2007 , 10:23 AM

#118

gemmer

adept

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This one is pretty good too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrz_SAVAFs4

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08-15-2007 , 01:20 PM

#119

quirkasaurus

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People calling threads "strings" seriously puts me on tilt.

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folding the straight!! ROFL
"I decided to relinquish that hand."
Using a big word, makes it more of a brilliant laydown.

The fact that "relinquish" is a big word to you says more about your intelligence than his.

... and that would be ?!?! i don't get it. ( at all, really )

most people say "fold". 4 letters: relinquish - 10 letters.
that's a BIGGER word. Have you ever heard anyone anywhere
say "relinquish a hand" ???

my point was that it was a horrible laydown no matter
how you phrase it.

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08-15-2007 , 01:37 PM

#120

sightless

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"This video has been removed by the user."

plz another link it was awesome???

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08-15-2007 , 02:09 PM

#121

Dima2000123

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Aight guys here is some MTT action.

Unfortunately I busted fast again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tIFWdAy-44

Wow, you have some real talent for deadpan, and great timing. You're the poker's Leslie Nielsen.

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08-15-2007 , 03:32 PM

#122

blankoblanco

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Almost an entire thread full of levelled people.

He's joking, folks.

seriously, how in god's name could anyone possibly be leveled by that? not just leveled but to even consider it's real for a split second. god knows there will be dozens of them in the youtube comments. i will never understand how anyone's detection of sarcasm or satire could be that mindblowingly bad. do these people live on planet earth?

that said, this is incredibly hilarious and you have to make more

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08-16-2007 , 08:57 PM

#123

Poker Clif

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People calling threads "strings" seriously puts me on tilt.

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folding the straight!! ROFL
"I decided to relinquish that hand."
Using a big word, makes it more of a brilliant laydown.

The fact that "relinquish" is a big word to you says more about your intelligence than his.

My father hates sports, but he is a retired broadcaster and loved to watch Howard Cosell on Monday Night Football. As my father put it, "Who but Howard would say that someone procured a touchdown?