Well played Gregorio LOL!

EDIT - Oh wow, at first I did not notice the money lying on the floor as well.

Don't wanna post this on my own name despite the fact that I'm not gonna write anything juicy. Strong word has it durrrr is on a massive heater playing very big games that are running regularly. Explains his absence at the wsop, so you can rest easy NVG.

He didn't play.

He's literally sitting on a massive heater playing in that basement...?

still makes me wonder why he wouldnt just hop off to vegas for a few weeks to play in the huge games going on there during the WSOP. even if he doesnt want to play any MTTs, including the 500k, he could still find a nosebleed cash game pretty much every night. surely the china/macau games arent going anywhere anytime soon...i wonder if jungle has the streets and casinos of vegas filled with his hitmen waiting for durrrr to show up.

This has a 5* potential with some great photo-shopping. Unfortunately, I haven't blessed with that talent. Otherwise, PH would be peeking through the door and yelling about Ur-a-peeing players, or something like that.

apparently, the game in the picture is 700/1400/2800 USD. Where in Vegas do you think he can find a game that big, and where he is the only recognisable pro in it?

Seems like the perfect spot to add a bunch of former full tilt poker pros' heads.

hate to derail my own thread into a full on barrage of photoshops, but i guess the potential is too high, so heres my submission. fwiw im still quite interested in whats up with ole' durrrballs.

It's a sad day for Las Vegas when there are bigger games taking place in my old college dorm's laundry room than in the biggest Strip casinos.

I dont get what all this dwan hype is, I mean first I hear he is broke then I hear he is playing in ultra high stakes, and raking it in and other stuff about mob debt.

maybe he just won enough decided to move on and pursue other things with his life. Maybe he is playing 1/2Million $ blinds games maybe he just kept finding games on a ladder until he reached that secret stake and he is now a poker billionaire through secret poker societys none of us know about.

I highly doubt that but no one ever posts any substantial evidence of anything just all speculation because we have not heard from him in a while.

In truth if I had to guess I would guess he found higher stakes just kept under the radar is raking it in and does not care about the lime light.

I doubt he is really a billionaire obviously but meh.

but you know what who really cares why does anyone care? no one seems to really know how he is doing in life, and unless he plans to give me a % of his winnings etc why should i care?

Obviously you care.. Here you are in a Tom Dwan thread talking about what he is potentially doing.

Wrong, I am bored and waiting for my simpsons tapped out charecter to finish so i can set them on tasks before i go to bed. Yes i play simpsons tapped out and I wont buy the doughnuts because that ruins the game its more of a play if I have to earn them in game.

sometimes when I am waiting for something or bored I i view random things and comment on random things, beyond mild conversation or passing time I have no care.

I define that as not caring but some people may define that as caring I guess we could go semantic and you could cite an oxford dictionary definition etc, but in all truth I it does not really matter to me.

as it relates to this "hop" you speak of and plagerizing tony dunst.... "Lets Break it Down"

10 min cab to Macau Ferry Terminal
30 Min wait
45 Min Ferry ride to HK Airport
1hr to check in/ security
1 hr wait
4 hr flight to Seoul
2-5hr wait
14 hr flight to Vegas
1hr thru customs
15 minute ride from airport.
------------------------------
~26 hrs total travel time*

then double that to get back

I'll let fan boys decide if Dwan is rolled to fly business or coach.

* then feel groggy for 1-2 days while body adjusts to time zone

I think LukeSilver is one of Henry17 gimmicks.

By any chance, do you live in a basement?

ah now were going down this route,

Ok been there and have a simple answer,

resistance is futile my fate is sealed
discussion is fruitless
I am just working for another form of crack

of course you would never get what I mean because you have no context to that etc, but then if you knew what I meant you would realize there was no point in me explaining what I meant to someone that did not get what I meant, or to someone that tried to disagree.

right or wrong society has nothing to offer me and I have nothing to offer society.

Fixed.

Only plebs take the ferry. Helicopter transfer and/or private jet from Macau's airport. First class is also not so taxing, you can lay flat and sleep, and have people take care of your bags while you sit in the first class lounger in peace. That's if you choose to drop down and fly commercially.

That could easily be a room in some billionare's home who doesn't feel like playing at a casino. My guess is Dean made some good friends in Macau and is balling pretty hard.

Dwan so broke he can't buy his own cigarettes.

aren't we quite the balla

also pretty sure the dude that used to give him that ride is prob not inclined to visit the good ole U S of A anytime soon.

Why are people confused? The whole POINT of playing the WSOP is to make a name for yourself so you can get into the super-juicy private games.

So... why would durrrr run that script backwards?

Unless, of course, he was a one-trick pony like Hellmuth, and was doing his utmost to convince people that WSOP bracelets actually mean something.