"Ducky"

.....

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(yes, long silence)

"Quack.......Quack."

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"She does not like it."

Gold.

"Wanna play heads up for breakfast burritos???"

Exquisite.

My Patrik Story:

In 2005, my gf and I were hanging out in Vegas while the Five Diamond was going on at Bellagio, the one where Patrik made a snide comment to Doyle for a light call Doyle made during an all-in. My gf and I were watching the live feed on the monitors at the bar by the Bellagio poker room and all she could do as she sipped her cocktail was keep commenting about how gorgeous this guy was and she kept asking everyone in the bar if they knew who he was. A few people told her that he was some former male model and a new face on the high stakes poker scene and he was European. The rest of the trip all I heard from her was how stunning and breathtaking Patrik was and all of her comments were in a I-soooo-want-to-do-that-guy voice. Pretty sure she fantasized about Patrik every time we had sex during that trip. This is a 37-yr-old well-educated white collar MILF hottie who turned into a mindless sex kitten and stalker just looking at this guy. To this day, her face lights up when she sees him on T.V. or on the Interwebz.

Cliff's: Patrik put a **** lock on my gf's mind during a trip to Vegas in 2005 and she would have had his babies right there if he had just said the word and the only reason I got laid during that trip was because she could use her imagination and pretend I was Patrik in subdued lighting in the hotel room.

NH Patrik
GG Vegas trip

^^^ good story patrik is a balla

^
^ Dump her

another good Patrik story. This will become the PA Stories thread

lol. OP turned the porn he was watching on his lap top off to quietly jack off to PAs voice. how dare you !!

PA - "Quack Quack"
OP - "uuuh-uuhhh-OOOOHHHHH"

lol you sexy rodent you!!

^^^

lool, found this on Pokertube, it's a sick old "interview" from the same tournament story BlueTang posted, (Five Diamond Classic 2005)
Time: 14:25
http://www.pokertube.com/free-poker-...20s04&list=103

Nice addition there BlueTang

Patrik with hair and earrings? nice

JJ with her breasts hanging out and Fossilman's glasses = tilting

obviously youre not hitting it right. for petes sake harden up will ya!

Calm down guy. It's not that serious.

I once stood next to Howard Lederer when he was texting.

Texting chris ferguson about folding


ZING

lol very wp sir

Great post! LMAO.

But, are you sure the lighting only had to be "subdued" for her to use her imagination and pretend you were PA?

bump cos it got mentioned in another thread (and its still gold)

lol oh my god this is was great!

maybe op used a prison type mirror this was so lame

this is borderline disturbing

Ducky... Quack Quack.... She does not like it.

I would have used that quote from hsp intro in my pa voice "this is very deep stack play"

i walked by PA on my way to breakfast outside the poker room in the bellagio last year. i'm a fairly social guy, i like women, and i can confirm that the combination of his chiseled/terminator jawline, collared shirt that was unbuttoned about halfway down his ripped chest, and the huge gym bag full of cash strapped over his shoulder made it literally impossible to even consider speaking a single word. how do you break the ice with god anyway? like "uhhh, sup bro, you're the man

I stood next to him at a urinal.....eat ur hearts out!