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11-23-2009 , 06:15 AM

#151

Redeye00

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 549

Antonius would've owned that "man holdin' a baby" poster, from way back.

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11-23-2009 , 08:47 AM

#152

Dos

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,271

Wow, what a great story...

Ignore list for pathetico

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11-23-2009 , 09:56 AM

#153

HaloMeister

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 221

I somehow find this a fantastic story. Don't know why tho.

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11-23-2009 , 11:10 AM

#154

Ace0fSpades

adept

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 779

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Originally Posted by playitlikeaset

Eric: So he's passed first grade and moved on to second. whooptieto. Any more information, Rollo?
Rollo the Janitor: Uh...
[takes out crumpled note]
Rollo the Janitor: Billy likes to drink soda, Miss Lippy's car is green,

you should consider not posting

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11-23-2009 , 11:17 AM

#155

oh dude so imba

enthusiast

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 82

OP, just wondering how you could possibly not even strike up some kind of conversation with PA?? It's like sitting in a room with an elephant, except the room is an airplane, and the elephant is a shining example of our human ability to become great at something we all strive everyday to be good at. A true idol in our community, yet you couldn't even muster up a question? Textbook life-nit i guess.

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11-23-2009 , 11:22 AM

#156

gotwotevaon

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 823

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Originally Posted by oh dude so imba

Does he look social?

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11-23-2009 , 12:04 PM

#157

uter

banned

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,417

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Originally Posted by gotwotevaon

[x] hawt

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11-23-2009 , 03:45 PM

#158

donttiltboy

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,676

balla^

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11-23-2009 , 05:37 PM

#159

tultfill

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,926

hahahaha
thread of the day imo

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11-24-2009 , 12:53 AM

#160

Eponymous

Photoshop Comic Genius

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,578

Kudos to the photoshops, but keep in mind how much funnier "She does not like it" is relative to "She doesn't like it." Say it out loud in your best Patrik voice.

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11-24-2009 , 02:26 AM

#161

IWEARGOGGLES

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,352

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Originally Posted by gotwotevaon

Does he look social?

[x] unapproachable
[x] antisocial
[ ] nice

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11-24-2009 , 03:29 AM

#162

Margin Of Error

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,476

Your parents loved you Goggles they just didn't know how to show it. Come out of your shell.

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11-24-2009 , 12:07 PM

#163

FoldEqu1ty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,747

Good

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Originally Posted by Zima421

Brag: I knocked Maya out of the WSOP ME.

Better

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Originally Posted by TH3J0K3R21

I knocked Maya down after the WSOP ME.

Best

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Brag: I knocked Maya up during the WSOP ME.

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11-24-2009 , 12:09 PM

#164

Superfluous Man

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,295

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Originally Posted by IWEARGOGGLES

[x] unapproachable
[x] antisocial
[ ] nice

My completely true Luke Staudenmaier story:

I saw him smile. Once.

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11-24-2009 , 12:15 PM

#165

FoldEqu1ty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,747

Also guys WTF give Luke a break you losers- he made the funniest thread I read in months, and the humour is almost 100% derived from his perfect comic timing in the way he built up to the punchline and phrased what happened. Anyway capable of being that funny probably does OK irl.

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11-24-2009 , 12:19 PM

#166

casinoroyale007

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 538

i saw antonio esfanderai on melrose ave. once...my story is me walking right buy him without saying anything... my story wins imo...

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11-24-2009 , 12:28 PM

#167

Smoking Dough

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,452

im pissed i spent time reading this

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11-24-2009 , 12:54 PM

#168

clutchbeastmaster

banned

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 612

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Originally Posted by Superfluous Man

My completely true Patrik story (except for the boner part):

In Australia, I had just eaten a lot of bananas in the banana room on the 17th floor of the Crown Towers when I decide that, around 4:30 AM it's high time to go back to the Crown Promenade and get some sleep. So, actually remembering to hit the "down" button, I get into the next elevator to arrive at the 16th floor. Who should be in this elevator but one Patrik Antonius. He says something like "what's up?" I say "nothin' much, how about you?" while trying not to crack up, trying not to hyperventilate because the legend himself was talking to me, and trying to conceal my OMG RAGING HARD-ON OMG. He gives me a weird look as the elevator goes up and stops on floor 19 or something. He quickly gets the hell out of the elevator.

About a minute or so later I realize he actually said something like "it's going up" instead of "what's up," and the combination of his euro accent and my inebriated state caused me to make a complete idiot out of myself, answering a question that wasn't even posed to me. Damn you, bananas! Oh well, he probably had a sick read that I was under the influence, so I'd imagine it won't be too awkward next time he sees me, if he even remembers what a commoner like myself looks like. Anyway, if Kristy Gazes can make that read (another story entirely) then Patrik sure as **** can.

When I got back to my hotel room I announced to my roommate that he was only the second best poker player I had shared an elevator with that day.

lol this story is like 5x better then OP

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11-24-2009 , 02:27 PM

#169

F Retard

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 475

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Originally Posted by clutchbeastmaster

lol this story is like 5x better then OP

+1

its going up lol

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11-24-2009 , 03:19 PM

#170

blindbat7

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 55

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Originally Posted by graydot

not getting those 30 seconds back ever

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11-24-2009 , 03:27 PM

#171

leez13

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 194

waste.
of.
time.
thread.

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11-24-2009 , 03:39 PM

#172

Barrasso

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 698

Dude,

You should have asked him if he has heard of WoW.

Patrik - " I do not have the time since the baby arrived "

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11-24-2009 , 04:23 PM

#173

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

Pretty sure Luke only looks like that in his pics because he knew they'd end up on here, and he wanted to show the world just how much he hates all of you.