True story below:

After this year's flight back to Los Angeles from Melbourne I hopped on a flight back to Pittsburgh which connected through Vegas.

I was flying first class and I think there were 12 seats total for baller customers. I was in the front row, with 2 other people in 2 seats across the row and an empty seat next to me.

Out of nowhere, Patrick and his entourage fill up the 8 seats behind me. I think it is Maya, Patrick Maya's mother, their baby, and some randoms. Anyways, Patrick and Maya sit directly behind me.

Before you get excited, I did not talk to Patrick. I didn't think it was appropriate to say how awesome I think he is directly after a 15 hour flight.

Two notable things happened:

Patrick ate approximately 3 breakfast burritos. Maya got a bag which looked like it weighed 10 lbs. and it made the entire plane smell like eggs and peppers. Yucky. I think I had more to say about this but I forget. I faintly remember Maya asking Patrick if he thought it was good or not and Patrick saying "Yes it is good" in his Euro voice.

Then they changed the baby's diaper.

The funniest part of the trip is when Maya gave Patrick the baby and then started rummaging through her diaper bag.

She pulled out a duck and gave it to Patrick.

He was holding his baby in one hand and a stuffed duck in the other.

"Ducky"

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(yes, long silence)

"Quack.......Quack."

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"She does not like it."

And that concludes my true Patrick story.

not getting those 30 seconds back ever

How could you not talk to him?

autograph plz.

My diet will only consist of breakfast burritos from now.

Also, Patrick has spoken. From here on out, frogs are now officially ducks.

"Ducky"

.....

........

(yes, long silence)

"Quack.......Quack."

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"She does not like it."


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Should have at least asked him if he was part of the mile high club ... or if he wanted to be.

I lol'd, and will edit.

Ahhh People never talk to PA when they meet him, couldn't you have at least asked him for a fork or something? And did PA find it a little strange you could see everything that was happening even though you were sitting in front of him?

well, at least it's true.

lol he obv sat down backwards with his knees on his seat (like u may know it from the schoolbus) the whole flight to observe pa...and he tried to speak with him but pa never talks with railtards...

My hands were also clasped underneath my chin, of course.

lol
HU4Trams?

*Patrik

Stop the blasphemy.

obv

great story

Five stars.
Excellent story. Will read it again.

Patrik Antonius... aaaah!

This is awful! OP is a Paladin 4 sure!

I laughed. Also, flying first class back from australia is extra baller. Nice brag, thats an expensive seat.

this cant be true

He wasnt being rude.

He just had observer chat turned off.

If you get a regular ticket on US Airways, you can go on to online check-in and they offer you an upgrade for like $500-700 (which is what I did on both my trips to Australia), as opposed to like 12k if you just buy it flat out. It's definitely worth it for the personal video screen thing and the huge fully reclinable seat.

On the return trip you can't do online check-in, but if you get to the airport early, you can still do the upgrade at the check-in desk.

Best 2+2 story!!! have read again