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There once was a midget called Mikki
Who loved hookers and enjoyed a quickie
When his scam was found out
He lost all his clout
And the ladies suddenly became much more picky

The above verse meets the classic definition of a limerick.

Well done

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01-28-2022 , 08:17 AM

#652

BobbyPeru

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Brilliant

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01-28-2022 , 08:48 AM

#653

MHE

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Originally Posted by thethethe

There once was a midget called Mikki
Who loved hookers and enjoyed a quickie
When his scam was found out
He lost all his clout
And the ladies suddenly became much more picky

Can you make some poems on the following topics:
Mikki's distinguished award-setting career as a stock-broker in his teens
Mikki running multiple pharmacies without a license
Mikki taking Vegas casinos for $50 million+ and being banned for being too good
Mikki banging 10 broads a night back to back to back (or maybe front to front or front to back)

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01-28-2022 , 12:44 PM

#654

Starks Pizzeria

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 675

More limericks... less limerick requests.

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01-28-2022 , 12:51 PM

#655

Bullwinkle

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 254

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Originally Posted by Starks Pizzeria

More limericks... less limerick requests.

The above is quite the puzzle
Not unlike Mikki's hustle
AP at bac?
100s in the sac?
Lies to bleed simps' money; so much to guzzle

Last edited by Bullwinkle; 01-28-2022 at 12:54 PM. Reason: better line 5

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01-28-2022 , 02:37 PM

#656

MastaAces

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some pretty dope bars ITT. not enough about mikki's great dick, but still i am moderately impressed!

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01-28-2022 , 06:09 PM

#657

fishm0nger

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MHE

Can you make some poems on the following topics:
Mikki taking Vegas casinos for $50 million+ and being banned for being too good

There once was a gambler named Mikki
A baccarat player quite tricky
For winning too much
A bac pro as such
Casinos did ban rather quickly

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Originally Posted by MastaAces

some pretty dope bars ITT. not enough about mikki's great dick, but still i am moderately impressed!

Ten women in rooms they will wait
For Mikki whose dick is so great
He goes one by one
Ten minutes of fun
But then they must all masturbate

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01-28-2022 , 07:17 PM

#658

FrankTheTankTapper

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Join Date: Sep 2021 Posts: 109

There once was a swindler named mikki
10 girls in a line left him hickey

He took others bets
At baccarat debts

And now he’s left w tree fiddy

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01-28-2022 , 07:38 PM

#659

BobbyPeru

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Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

and sat down beside her

And said HEY! what's in the bowl b***h!

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01-28-2022 , 08:22 PM

#660

FrankTheTankTapper

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Join Date: Sep 2021 Posts: 109

Hickory dickory dock

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01-28-2022 , 09:26 PM

#661

dabox007

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https://youtu.be/pCSpmgC25p0

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Originally Posted by FrankTheTankTapper

Hickory dickory dock

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01-29-2022 , 05:30 AM

#662

iwasbanned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thethethe

There once was a midget called Mikki
Who loved hookers and enjoyed a quickie
When his scam was found out
He lost all his clout
And the ladies suddenly became much more picky

There once was a mensch named Mikki
Pharmacies and Baccarat enriched him quickki
He says he's no scam
"I'm not on the lam"
"And the ladies luv my tats and my dikkie"

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01-29-2022 , 09:17 AM

#663

MHE

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Originally Posted by fishm0nger

There once was a gambler named Mikki
A baccarat player quite tricky
For winning too much
A bac pro as such
Casinos did ban rather quickly

Ten women in rooms they will wait
For Mikki whose dick is so great
He goes one by one
Ten minutes of fun
But then they must all masturbate

Post of the year. No doubt. Lock it up clones.

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01-29-2022 , 11:29 AM

#664

Starks Pizzeria

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This thread is going gold son

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01-29-2022 , 05:51 PM

#665

King Fish

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A man, a plan, anal. Panama.

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02-01-2022 , 11:46 PM

#666

Inzagi222

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I wonder why Drake Unfollow Mikki on Instagram ��

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02-02-2022 , 12:53 AM

#667

D0UGHBOY

Self Rising

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 3,633

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inzagi222

I wonder why Drake Unfollow Mikki on Instagram ��

I wonder why you create account to post that ��

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02-02-2022 , 04:06 AM

#668

DiamondsOnMyNeck

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Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 1,022

This thread has really improved since it was just that one guy talking in circles and relentlessly simping for Mikki.

On another note, the most believable part of his story by far is him banging all these girls. Some of you guys talk like you've never set foot in Vegas. And idk why I'm singling out Vegas since it's pretty universal.

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02-03-2022 , 07:32 PM

#669

Dos

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"semi-popular underground rapper"

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02-03-2022 , 07:36 PM

#670

Dos

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,271

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Originally Posted by DiamondsOnMyNeck

This thread has really improved.

qft

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02-03-2022 , 08:39 PM

#671

rickroll

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inzagi222

I wonder why Drake Unfollow Mikki on Instagram ��

hi michael david meiterman

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02-03-2022 , 09:13 PM

#672

Mr Spyutastic

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,132

His name was my name too

Whenever we go out

The people always shout

Michael David Mikki Meiterman na na nah nah na nah na

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02-03-2022 , 09:22 PM

#673

RareBearMemeShaman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

His name was my name too

Whenever we go out

The people always shout

Michael David Mikki Meiterman na na nah nah na nah na

Gettin' Mikki wit' it
Nana-na-na-na-na
Nana-na-na-na-na
Gettin' Mikki wit' it

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02-03-2022 , 09:50 PM

#674

Mr Spyutastic

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Just watched the Tinder Swindler on Netflix and Mikki immediately came to mind.

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02-03-2022 , 10:03 PM

#675

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,653

thank god for mikki's scam you don't need to be 6' to play baccarat

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