I'll be honest, the first time I saw the video of the slowroll, I didn't even realize it had happened. The whole thing looked more like a nitroll than a slowroll. Then after it was done, the guy kind of mutters his "that's for all of the cheating" under his breath, so inaudibly that I wasn't sure if the reported quote was correct.
And not for nothing, Brock was perhaps fearing the small chance that Postle's cards would magically change to 78 there. It has happened before.
Brock later replied to the critics that he should have tanked longer:
Quote:
"...it would have been great if I tanked 5+ minutes, called the clock on myself, etc. But you have to realize 200k is at stake and there are several short stacks at the table and it's not fair or courteous to use up that much time when it's not needed. I think what i did was good enough to get the point across while remaining cognizant of the shortys at the table and their interests"
What a specious argument. For starters, no one is saying he needed to tank for five minutes. However, he waited maybe 20 seconds – not all that different from the regular time allotted for a standard online hand before the time bank kicks in. And no, you don't need 20 seconds for that call, so it is technically a slowroll given the situation. (Several commenters said it wasn't a slowroll, with one saying a straight was possible... as if anyone watching doesn't know that.)
Still... opportunity lost. Maybe use the 20 seconds to really act like you're anguishing. Or use those 20 seconds for some table talk, even if it's just the standard, "This is close... I don't have the nuts, but it's going to be good a lot..." etc.
Other things he could have done in those 20 seconds:
• Be topical. "This is a sh**ty hand, I have a bluffcatcher" and "it's not about what I have, it's about what I don't you have." Then call. As you table your hand, say "if my 6 wasn't a club, I would have folded."
• Be mathematical. Ask for an exact count of Postle's bet. Then calculate out loud the pot size. Then do the whole pot odds analysis thing that you learn when you first start playing. "So I only have to be good 23 percent of the time to make a call correct..." This whole routine would take all of 30 seconds, so don't worry about "the shorties."
• Fool him into thinking he's getting you to fold. Act like you're about to fold. Do that thing where you pick up your cards like you're reluctantly folding. Grouse about how badly you're running, how card-dead you are. Then as if out of nowhere, find a call.
• Be Postle-specific. Take a long look deep in your crotch, and emphatically call.
OR...
• Brock, you're wearing a baseball cap. Press your hands around the brim of the cap, shut your eyes and pretend to listen to a pair of bone-conducting headphones. Then call. Opportunity totally missed. You could do the last two bits in five seconds if you truly want to help the "shorties" out.
• Regardless of the tanking time, when Postle tables his hand, breathe a heavy sigh of relief and say, "Wow, it really would be so easy if you can see the cards, so easy."