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Old 11-28-2010, 09:59 PM   #1
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Michael 'Wazz' Piper gets owned by comedian Jimmy Carr



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Old 11-28-2010, 10:19 PM   #2
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Re: Michael 'Wazz' Piper gets owned by comedian Jimmy Carr

nice, how did he get picked? doesnt seem like u r particularly close to the stage?
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:20 PM   #3
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Why was Wazz on stage, etc.?
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:22 PM   #4
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Re: Michael 'Wazz' Piper gets owned by comedian Jimmy Carr

he asked if anyone had an interesting job, buncha people stuck their hands up and said boring crap like 'accountant' or 'stationary salesman', gavz101 (my housemate) nudged me, knowing how much of an attention whore i am, so i grabbed my balls and shouted loudly 'POKER PLAYER' and he immediately said 'that sounds interesting enough, come on down!'
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:22 PM   #5
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:24 PM   #6
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my answer would be alot more embarassing. $16,000 in one hand fail
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:26 PM   #7
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:30 PM   #8
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lol what did wazz say when he saw the trick of that joke? good video
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:32 PM   #9
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Hey guis I didn't get the joke, what's so funny?
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:35 PM   #10
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he asked if anyone had an interesting job, buncha people stuck their hands up and said boring crap like 'accountant' or 'stationary salesman', gavz101 (my housemate) nudged me, knowing how much of an attention whore i am, so i grabbed my balls and shouted loudly 'POKER PLAYER' and he immediately said 'that sounds interesting enough, come on down!'
I didn't follow final 8 of San Remo or know what % you had, but you prob lost some 6 figure pots there
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:37 PM   #11
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I couldn't hear or understand the punchline.
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:42 PM   #12
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I didn't follow final 8 of San Remo or know what % you had, but you prob lost some 6 figure pots there
yeah i've lost bigger cash pots as well, but was stalling to try to work out the optimum number in my head for what doesn't make me come across as a massive douchebag about money

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I couldn't hear or understand the punchline.
punchline isn't funny, that's the joke!
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:59 PM   #13
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Re: Michael 'Wazz' Piper gets owned by comedian Jimmy Carr

haha gotta love Carr, ballsy move going up there too I don't think I'd have the guts. And you handled yourself actually pretty well.
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:18 PM   #14
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wazz for mod
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:24 PM   #15
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lol my brother was at this. small world

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Old 11-28-2010, 11:25 PM   #16
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:32 PM   #17
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you handled yourself really really well, this was cool.
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:46 PM   #18
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I couldn't hear or understand the punchline.
i know that the audience was supposed to laugh as if the joke was really funny but i couldn't even hear the punchline...something about christmas or something?
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:51 PM   #19
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Re: Michael 'Wazz' Piper gets owned by comedian Jimmy Carr

good vid, Carr is a funny guy. I presume he was talking about Vicky Coren during that when he mentioned his friend who played
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:55 PM   #20
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good vid, Carr is a funny guy. I presume he was talking about Vicky Coren during that when he mentioned his friend who played
yeah that's the conclusion we came to as well
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:56 PM   #21
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i know that the audience was supposed to laugh as if the joke was really funny but i couldn't even hear the punchline...something about christmas or something?
cheese and onion crisps

was sitting there thinking 'hmm, did i not hear what he said correctly? did i not get the joke at all? i should probably act like it was really funny and that i got it, yeah, that's definitely the least embarassing way to act'

then afterwards i cringed hardcore
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:57 PM   #22
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you handled yourself really really well, this was cool.
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:39 AM   #23
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are you kidding me? this is NVG you must make this post 100X a day.
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Old 11-29-2010, 01:22 AM   #24
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Where is the youtube link? Ipad not so happy with the link.
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Old 11-29-2010, 01:55 AM   #25
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Where is the youtube link? Ipad not so happy with the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwYZRIbo2GM
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