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Originally Posted by aggo
lol
who exactly does matt intend to sue?
Here's the "Honor Roll" of people MM (Motor Mouth) is planning to sue (in no particular order ...)
Mason Malmuth, David Sklansky, Matt Sklansky, Kevin Mathers, SGTRJ and all the other 2+2 mods (jointly and severally) for allowing their web site to be used to trash Matt's sterling reputation.
Mike Johnson, Adam Schwartz and "Bunner" - co-conspirators on the 2+2 "Pokercast" - for disseminating lies and gross distortions (in exhaustive detail) further adding to Matt's humiliation.
Lauren Kling (for having a "hairy butthole" and cheating on him ...)
SrslySirius: Thanks to that stupid "Awesome Guy" video, everybody is laughing at him - even cocktail waitresses and cab drivers.
The founders, owners and shareholders of Twitter. (All my stupid "tweets" when I'm high on blow are killing me. This is all their fault!)
The selection committee for the Poker Hall of Fame (for failing to nominate me in the category of "Poker's Biggest Joke".)
Members of the mafia for failing to "rub out" whoever leaked my chat logs. (On second thought, that might not be such a good idea. I might have accidently leaked the chat logs myself when I was high on blow and attempting to plant a trojan on Alvarado's computer.) Never mind ...
And last, but not least, an old codger named "Alan" for advocating that online poker cheats should be murdered - preferably by the victims they have cheated (although a Swedish biker gang would be a nice alternative.)
Last edited by Alan C. Lawhon; 08-18-2012 at 07:52 PM.
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