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12-09-2007 , 05:42 PM

#76

VP$IP

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,841

Quote:

Originally Posted by spyu

... from the moment he sat down he couldn't stop farting...

are you sure it wasn't his breath?

12-09-2007 , 08:06 PM

#77

beaver

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 668

Quote:

Originally Posted by VP$IP

are you sure it wasn't his breath?

I'm sure that to Mark Seif, farting is some sort of equivalent to whistling. So he was probably just trying to sing a few bars.

TOOT TOOT

12-09-2007 , 08:33 PM

#78

Jailblazers

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,412

He didn't seem that socially awkward at his WSOP final table.

12-09-2007 , 09:37 PM

#79

iRockPoker03

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,490

this post upsets me

12-10-2007 , 01:39 AM

#80

SmokeyRidesAgain

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,343

What a disgusting little man.

06-18-2008 , 08:42 AM

#81

Yentz

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 363

I finally understand what a squeezeplay is.

06-18-2008 , 08:53 AM

#82

orlov

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 7,176

lol a+

06-18-2008 , 08:57 AM

#83

KakiTee

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by kindergartencop

obviously thought it was a limit tournament.

06-18-2008 , 09:08 AM

#84

Jourdain

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,796

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oski
Was Seif steaming?

Brad1970
No, but he was stinkin'.

lol

06-18-2008 , 09:27 AM

#85

PADRE24

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 702

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yentz

I finally understand what a squeezeplay is.

LOL

06-18-2008 , 01:06 PM

#86

B1ight

banned

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 929

what makes me laugh is he's actually there... if i was any of the players that got cheated out of money by him, he'd be ass up in a gutter somewhere

06-18-2008 , 01:16 PM

#87

GutPunch

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,198

everybody poops

http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops...3809347&sr=1-2

06-18-2008 , 01:25 PM

#88

MakeEmYou

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 627

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShippityDooDah

Isn't this the same thing as shortstacking a cash game. I mean it's basically the same as sitting in a pile of your own feces in order to get an edge - amirite?

i ****in cried that is incredible i teared up lol

06-18-2008 , 01:26 PM

#89

midwestfisherman

adept

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 885

LOLz

06-18-2008 , 01:35 PM

#90

DogsBrekky

adept

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,115

Quote:

Originally Posted by spyu

My wife and I played the 2500 at the Bellagio yesterday. Decent field of 319 I had the good fortune of busting out 35 to a 3 outer. Always a pleasure.
My wife had the unpleasant experience of being seated directly to the left of Mark Seif. She told me about his tournament strategy and it was very interesting. I know in poker it's a psychological game as well as math, game strategy and all that, but chemical warfare is going a little too far I think. Now I don't know if it's because he's a superstar or something so he thinks his S#$t don't stink or what, and this is only second hand info, but it does. I guess from the moment he sat down he couldn't stop farting. Jesus man next time have the decency to go to the bathroom before you crap your pants at the table. Grown man smelling like a dirty diaper you should be ashamed. To his credit no one said anything after the first one, so I guess he thought no one noticed and then just commenced to hammer the table with a barrage of methane bombs. When I play I don't wear sunglasses or have a ipod or anything, but I think I will start to carry my gas mask from now on.

FY English

NH Mr Seif burn that Absolute Fraud jersey

06-18-2008 , 04:39 PM

#91

BULLLLDOZZZZZERRRR

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 578

Best thread ever to come back to after a ban.

Gay ban btw.

06-18-2008 , 05:06 PM

#92

axnwrtr

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13

If anyone has a spare uterus lying around, or at the very least an unoccupied anal cavity, I would happily volunteer to shove him back in.

Anyone got a pair of Thermold synthetic gloves I can borrow?

06-18-2008 , 05:07 PM

#93

RobAtticus

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 623

Quote:

Originally Posted by R*R

Potty Ripper!

fyp?

06-18-2008 , 06:02 PM

#94

RobAtticus

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 623

i want to change my reply to:

Looks like Seif is using this...
http://www.clearspring.com/widgets/4...1b519b319ad159

06-18-2008 , 06:30 PM

#95

Pilkain

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,779

After careful consideration of the excell file the player actually farting at the table was user #363 and his farts were indeed signals to safe to value bet the river as he had the best hand.