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I'm actually beginning to suspect he's a somewhat self-aware troll :]

Got to give him props, doesn't even try to get an audience, just posts what he finds amusing even when other people don't

fyp.

I can respect that.

12-05-2018 , 06:46 PM

#52

preki

banned

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 2,382

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgiggity

clicked randomly, 13:20 to 14:00 is hilarious. basically says he likes to min bet with nothing so that he can get from his hand for only a min bet, instead of a check

you see this kind of thinking all the time online at the micros, so easy to play against

12-05-2018 , 07:46 PM

#53

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

If it's so easy to play against then maybe some of these microstakes crushers will grab their balls and put them on the table at Denny's in Bakersfield, CA.

12-05-2018 , 10:16 PM

#54

tgiggity

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 5,782

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

If it's so easy to play against then maybe some of these microstakes crushers will grab their balls and put them on the table at Denny's in Bakersfield, CA.

if he wanted to play for 2k at a casino in LA or San diego I'd take his 2k, but he probably wouldn't want to play me because I'm now andrew neeme

12-05-2018 , 10:36 PM

#55

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

Mark will play you at Denny's. He'll play anybody...he's not scared! Of course he wouldn't play you at a California casino, their rake is outrageous as he's illustrated in his videos.

12-05-2018 , 10:59 PM

#56

bgy333

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 250

Neeme been looking for a new "direction", maybe that direction is playing at Dennys Bakersfield ?

12-06-2018 , 05:05 AM

#57

Lemon93PCTSure

adept

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,097

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gzesh

fyp.

I can respect that.

Oops yes that's what I meant

He's actually not half bad if you take it as a full on satire. I mean I burst out laughing when he went on a long smug lecture style rant about how Marley etc. how you should build a brand

Sitting at his 2k subscribers afters years of posting lol

This boy might get a cult following afterall
I mean this challenge is ****ing hilarious
Travel to middle of nowhere and play me
For $500 hahaha
EDIT and then bump it up to a whole TWO THOUSAND DOLLA! with a big announcement

Last edited by Lemon93PCTSure; 12-06-2018 at 05:14 AM.

12-06-2018 , 06:19 AM

#58

Penetrator

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nepeeme2008

DGWBM, Delusion of greatness whilst basking in mediocrity!

Only people who feel bad about their mediocrity are defeated! Being mediocre is normal, because that's how is mediocrity calculated: from all people space where is most of them.

12-06-2018 , 03:28 PM

#59

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

Keith's balls may be bigger than his common sense, going heads up against the great one. That being said, this could be a no lose scenario for Keith. If he loses the HU match he saves himself a lot of money over the next 3 months that he otherwise would have donked off at the poker table.

12-06-2018 , 09:24 PM

#60

nutflopper

adept

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,153

This guy is hilarious. "I weighed the doctors balls" had me laughing way too much.

12-12-2018 , 02:08 PM

#61

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

I’ll see your Choconana Pancake Breakfast and raise you a All-American Slam.

12-12-2018 , 02:16 PM

#62

Nepeeme2008

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 2,913

OMG, this is turning into something epic awesome.
I'm back in.
Resubscribed!

12-12-2018 , 08:12 PM

#63

bgy333

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 250

in one of the bits I watched he had some stats for his adoring (obv new) fans - something like of 1k views 800 were new ppl (or sth similar!) if he could only make some watchable content he'd double his subs base?

looks like with neepeme2008s recommendation I'm gonna have take another look

12-12-2018 , 08:16 PM

#64

bgy333

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 250

wow, Las Vegas v New Joisey, loser leaves town? (is in fact banned from playing for 3 months in Vegas!) in hooked back in for the next5 mins anyway - u got me mark Ari for 5 full mins with an intro like that!

12-12-2018 , 08:24 PM

#65

bgy333

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 250

oooooooohhhhhh its on

22nd dec at Dennis , primm

midnight,

iiiiiit's on

think balls got mentioned, couple times, about weighing them- each to their own like

but yuuuup, it's on

dec 22nd, we need live updates, 2+2 need a livestream mr Ari, sort it out !!!!

12-12-2018 , 10:08 PM

#66

Rmbxr9

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,814

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutflopper

This guy is hilarious. "I weighed the doctors balls" had me laughing way too much.

I loved the line "I looked at him with my baby eyes [turns and looks]"

12-12-2018 , 10:30 PM

#67

tgiggity

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 5,782

2:20 - 2:26 wtf is going on lmfao

this **** is getting good.. maybe mark ari finally figured marketing out

lmfaooo just got to the part he talks about weighing the doctor's balls. someone should count the number of times they say balls in this video. gotta be over 50

DEC 22, DENNYS, PRIMM. BRING YOUR ****ING BALLZ

can we get a livestream, but it's just mark awkwardly talking **** while holding the phone at a tilted angle toward the table so you can almost see what's going on, but not really

Last edited by tgiggity; 12-12-2018 at 10:41 PM.

12-12-2018 , 10:31 PM

#68

tgiggity

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 5,782

god damn lag

Last edited by tgiggity; 12-12-2018 at 10:36 PM.

12-13-2018 , 04:55 AM

#69

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

Mark Ari is playing his 2nd HU challenge tomorrow! Unfortunately it won't be at Denny's but hopefully entertaining nonetheless.

12-13-2018 , 05:40 AM

#70

Rmbxr9

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,814

Whether he is legit, a troll, or great performance art... He's great.

You're my boy, Mark Ari

12-20-2018 , 08:48 AM

#71

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

[ ] Cooler

12-20-2018 , 09:00 AM

#72

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

I found it ironic that he passed a bunch of oil derricks shortly after showing gas prices of $4.09 for regular gas. Sheesh, I recently paid $1.69.

12-20-2018 , 01:02 PM

#73

KatoKrazy

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,533

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

I found it ironic that he passed a bunch of oil derricks shortly after showing gas prices of $4.09 for regular gas. Sheesh, I recently paid $1.69.

Lots of gas tax here. Still too many cars on the road.

12-20-2018 , 02:00 PM

#74

justscott

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,924

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

I found it ironic that he passed a bunch of oil derricks shortly after showing gas prices of $4.09 for regular gas. Sheesh, I recently paid $1.69.

Buccees in Denton 1.59 Yesterday.

12-20-2018 , 02:19 PM

#75

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

Quote:

Originally Posted by justscott

Buccees in Denton 1.59 Yesterday.

That's the exact gas station where I bought gas for $1.69 a few weeks ago. I'm not surprised it has fallen.

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