lolwow wtf

Whats with insinuating what people should do on the internet?

- Reading hand histories is fun
- Reading relatively sane responses to those HHs is fine, even though I dont always agree
- Reading that hasting is fat and the CR crew cheated 1029020 times, most of the time pure hatred disguised as really really really really bad jokes is pretty annoying
- Sometimes people complain when they get annoyed
- +1 to cmack

Full Tilt Poker $300/$600 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 592424
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Ziigmund (BTN/SB): $144496.50
Isildur1 (BB): $55889.50

Pre Flop: ($900.00)
Ziigmund raises to $1800, Isildur1 raises to $5400, Ziigmund calls $3600

Flop: ($10800.00) 7 J J (2 players)
Isildur1 bets $7200, Ziigmund calls $7200

Turn: ($25200.00) 7 (2 players)
Isildur1 bets $15800, Ziigmund folds

Final Pot: $25200.00
Isildur1 wins $25199.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $300/$600 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 592426
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Isildur1 (BB): $41598.00
Ziigmund (BTN/SB): $118392.50

Pre Flop: ($900.00)
Ziigmund raises to $1800, Isildur1 raises to $5400, Ziigmund calls $3600

Flop: ($10800.00) 5 7 2 (2 players)
Isildur1 bets $7200, Ziigmund calls $7200

Turn: ($25200.00) 9 (2 players)
Isildur1 bets $25200, Ziigmund requests TIME, Ziigmund raises to $50400, Isildur1 calls $3798 all in

River: ($83196.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $83196.00
Isildur1 shows 4 6 7 3 (a straight, Seven high)
Ziigmund shows J Q 4 9 (a pair of Nines)
Isildur1 wins $83195.50
(Rake: $0.50)

EL COHIBA (Observer): ISILDUR WHY MUST IT ALWAYS END IN TEARS?

PokerStars Game #41226441348: Hold'em No Limit ($100/$200 USD) - 2010/03/16 2:48:29 WET [2010/03/15 22:48:29 ET]
Table 'Sumiana' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: molswi47 ($20300 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr Zahmat ($38437 in chips)
Seat 3: nutsinho ($30967 in chips)
Seat 4: JC Alvarado ($36537 in chips)
Seat 5: kriga ($30390 in chips)
Seat 6: KidPoker ($28615 in chips)
KidPoker: posts small blind $100
molswi47: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Mr Zahmat: folds
nutsinho: folds
JC Alvarado: folds
kriga: raises $400 to $600
KidPoker: calls $500
molswi47: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac Jd Ks]
KidPoker: checks
kriga: bets $800
KidPoker: calls $800
*** TURN *** [Ac Jd Ks] [4c]
KidPoker: checks
kriga: bets $2200
KidPoker: calls $2200
*** RIVER *** [Ac Jd Ks 4c] [9d]
KidPoker: checks
kriga: bets $6700
KidPoker: calls $6700
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kriga: shows [As Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
KidPoker: mucks hand
kriga collected $20795 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20800 | Rake $5
Board [Ac Jd Ks 4c 9d]
Seat 1: molswi47 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Mr Zahmat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: nutsinho folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JC Alvarado folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kriga (button) showed [As Ad] and won ($20795) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: KidPoker (small blind) mucked

exactly! And what about all those comments about some "UB scandal" ...pretty annoying...just leave it alone!

efffffluckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

looks like it's over

Yeah, but how many times have we said that about Isildur1 before?!

Looks like Isildur1 dropped $300K or so to Ziigmund?

I went through the 1k hands pretty quick.

Didn't catch the end.

Poor isil.

don't know if anyone wants these:


Poker Stars $100/$200 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

molswi47 (MP): $20000.00
Mr Zahmat (CO): $33832.00
nutsinho (BTN): $45729.00
JC Alvarado (SB): $31377.00
kriga (BB): $29665.00
KidPoker (UTG): $33835.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
KidPoker raises to $600, molswi47 raises to $2000, 4 folds, KidPoker raises to $6000, molswi47 raises to $20000 all in, KidPoker calls $14000

Flop: ($40300.00) 8 J 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($40300.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($40300.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $40300.00
molswi47 shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
KidPoker shows K A (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
KidPoker wins $40295.00
(Rake: $5.00)

I don't get it. Hastings cheated with his CR crew and he admitted it. What's there to dispute?

CR cheats Isildur out of millions of dollars and the only punishment is Townsend loses his red pro status for a month. Why can't NVG make jokes??

People blindly defending Hastings is getting pretty annoying.

Yup, thats is definitely the same thing.

Buying hand histories, seeing holecards, the exact same thing. While we are at it... Buying hand histories is also just like murder and rape, possibly genocide. Excellent comparison. Well done.

Also how bad that scandal was or wasn't, wasn't even the point. I don't have any problems with anyone stating how bad the scandal is in a somewhat sane, eloquent way. Thats what happened with the UB thing and what happened on a couple of occasions for this thing. Unfortunately, in this thread its mostly just idiots make really bad posts because the are ANNNNNNNNNGRYYYYY isildur lost or ecstatic that he won.

NVG obviously can make jokes all they want, I get to read them every day... its just that some part of NVG really really really sucks at making jokes... If you really think posting one line posts calling hastings a fat cheater over and over again is the pinnacle of comedy, more power to you. Nothing I can do to stop you. I'm just here saying that the jokes are pretty moronic and expressing the fact that its annoying that they clutter the thread.

I'm out. Have fun with your jokes... I recommend that you say something about hamburgers next time Hastings wins/loses, you know, hamburgers, because he looks fat in that picture. HAHAHSAHDGASUDFUYSADFIGASDHHGAGA!!11

what did i miss today?

Hastings you fat cheater. Go take meeting with hamburger

Thats the spirit

(and btw I hope Isildur can get another nice run together this month... no matter how much his fanbase sucks at posting, the guy is awesome to watch)

Looking through all the hands it seems hastings owned isi pretty bad. I am not really qualified to say this, that is just how it seemed

nice, any numbers for this game?

thanks for the HH's guys

Not sure what is worse, the isildur fans just refusing to accept he gets destroyed against the best, or the halfwit 'intelligent' opposition that tries to take the piss out of the isildur fans by using faulty examples/chains of logic.

Probably the latter, but its a close one.

I think the jokes are welcome. First Cole insults ivey then Brian cheats, and finally he insults isil in private to durr. Not only is that arrogant, it's even more so when you luckbox all isils money away. Ya Brian played well but go back and read todays hh. He hit every straight draw and so mAny lucky cards. Go take a meeting I hope isil comesback and busts you.

Hastings crushed Isildur for $1.2m approx