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Originally Posted by RonMexico
Hey OP, are you Gabe Costner? Because based on everything you've told us so far that is the most likely person you can be. And if you are not Gabe, it would be nice to tell us now so someone's reputation doesn't get ruined by a gimmick troll attempt.
I was thinking the EXACT same thing, other than the "Started in 2008" part. Last week, I was playing 5-10 at Rio, and Gabe sat to my left,( I didn't know who he was at the time). Within 15 minutes he was already raise/4betting/cbet/ shoving turn bottom pair, inflating the living crap out of pots constantly with little regard for hand values or ranges, and losing ~5k in the span of 2 hours, and he and I got into the "Online vs live" discussion and I obv pwned him. He even pulled out the "I have a higher cashing % than anyone in poker" line, as well as most of the lines we have seen in this thread. He said he would play any online player HUNL or PLO for 50k, and I told him I have at least 10 different friends I can call that could be there within the hour. Then he said, ok, how about for 250k, told him I have #'s for that too, and that I have a couple numbers if he wanted to play for multiple millions, should he try to one-up again. Strangely enough, he demurred from there. Then he got into the whole "cards than can change value" theory, even showing me online info on a patent. Seems like the standard guy who is decent at poker, but doesn't understand that you don't always win, and when you lose it's not always rigged. Probably cashed big in a few events, then thought he played for a living, without understanding what being a professional poker player is all about. Seemed to not understand metagame at all either (while he was playing super aggro, a guy with like $850 on the table 5-bet him AI with AJo and cracked his JJ, and GC couldn't understand why he did it.) Was funny also how he was talking to me like I was some kid who doesn't know anything about the history of poker, or even online poker, as I'm almost 7 years older than him and likely have forgotten more about the history of poker than he'll ever know(I have like 350 books on poker, gambling and Vegas). After he busted, he left muttering how no one on the face of the earth runs worse than him, and the entire table had a good chuckle.
Like I said, seems a decent enough guy, but definitely a conspiracy theorist that is kidding himself, and likely ONLY himself).