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the fact that you think this sample size of less than 50 tournaments means anything shows how ****ing stupid you are

This. He said he will come to you. He will let you pick the casino or hire dealers. He has been respectful and willing to meet you more than half way. Why won't you play him?

you're an idiot

Amazing all the haters on this forum, Don't be defensive & jeaulous, If you can't take constructive criticism from someone better than you, you will never get better & don't deserve to get better.


My purpose for this thread was only to set the record straight on the Online BS, Everytime I sit at a table now I have to listen to online players talk down to everyone at the table, so next time you see the weak tight old man limp in, look to see whos sitting behind you before you make it so obvious that your going to isolate him with any two & barely look at you hand, There just might be someone at the table that knows

Samoleus did not hate nor was he defensive or jealous. He gave all of your arguements the benefit of the doubt. He offered to come to you, allow you to pick the setting and play you in a format that you believe would be +EV for you. He is willing to play for high stakes and make it worth your time.

Why won't you accept?

Also just a last post for the day, I've pretty much proven my point here, anyone arguing at this point is in denial & bending facts to their point of view.


As far as playing the online kid HU, I believe he will be a great player because he at least is open minded to the fact that I might be right & seems willing to learn, If I had to guess probably his main motivation is to find out something that he might not be aware of, That's the key to getting better.

I feel sorry for the ones here that continue to argut against someone that obviously has better results & just might know more than them. It's pretty sad.


I never said that I wouldn't play him, I would if I ran into him & had time on my hands, but its not worth my time to schedule anything to do so. I don't see the point, I don't believe I'm obligated to play anyone. Do you know how much luck is involved in playing HU, variance. Would who wins & loses really prove much in the short term?

Samoleus was very kind & there was nothing wrong with his offer, He has much more integrity than most here & was humble enough to admit that there might be some other side to the game that he's not aware of.

Please GTFO and never come back. That "kid" is a grown ass man and an online legend.

He will make it worth your while by playing any stakes you want. You are a massive btch, gtfo

MCRx7 - You are proving my point, Emotional post without logic.

Don't get mad at me because you just had an ephiphany, The world is now 3d & not just the 2d that you learned here on the forums. Get over it

This thread is like one of those bad car crashes. You try to look away, but everytime you see new posts, you just have to click on the thread and read them.

IMO you have made some valid points ITT. However, you are rude and arrogant, even by the standards of this forum and this post is a fine example of that. You would do well to develop a touch of humility and be a little more respectful of others. GL.

So let me get this straight:

-You have played MILLIONS of hands online, (FWIW, I have probably played 2-3M hands online, doing it for a living for almost 7 years.)

-You have played more hands than almost anyone live. (You're 34)

- You had more FTP FPP's than anyone when the site first started, even though that's never been publicized in my experience.

For someone who has nothing to prove, because you're already did it(...), you certainly are trying to prove yourself with a bunch of unverifiable claims and ridiculous statements.

Man up. Play Samoleus. He's just some long-haired Indian internet kid who would get soulcrushed by your impeccable reading skills.

Ah, who am I kidding, you're scared, and all talk. That's ok, you should be scared. Hell, I would be, and I play better than you.



You're not better than me, or many of the people posting in this thread, and you write like you're 12. Them's facts. But continue talking crap and pussing out.

Actually, he was just humoring you. Anything he could do to get you to play him, but yes, again, nice job pussing out.

Standard live donk, "I'm the greatest, I don't need to prove it" Throws out challenges, then when snap accepted, makes excuses.

Obv you learned from Hellmuth, but at least he has a leg to stand on. You're just some goober who ran hot at tournaments, has a bit of poker skill, and thinks he's the best player in the world. There's dozens of guys like you, and you're all a joke. You're barely a step above Iceman.

that online kid is older than he is haha..

I'm pretty disappointed that Gabe backed down from the challenge after being the one to issue it, in the first place. (and a little embarrassed for him)

I guess he wasn't really expecting someone to take him up on it.......bad read Gabe

epic thread gonna epic thread

Hint Hint: I'm nice to most people that might give me free money.

Hint Hint Hint: Claiming your the best, Offering an open challenge and wussing out will get you hated on most forums, poker or anything else.

Hint Hint Hint Hint: I'm getting massively trolled.

I am tied for world record...I flipped a coin three times and it came heads all three times. I challenge anybody to live quarter flipping challenge. Has to be coins of my choosing though b/c I believe I could be cheated if we flipped coins that weren't mine.

I would say this is a bit of an exaggeration considering your friend wrote this about her in his blog:

Just last year...when things were going like **** for her...and she was waiting tables to make ends meet, I was staking HER...in some tourneys at the IP...trying to help her make a score and turn things around.

Response coming very soon: she has BR management issues, the best players in the world play 1/2 live b/c they have other issues besides poker skill

Claudias won a quarter of million playing the past couple years, We went bust in the financial crises, the guy that was quoted knows the story. Neither of us have ever lost playing poker other than short bad run.


I came to Vegas last year with hardly anything & left 3/4 mill richer, she won about 75k of it in the 5/10/25 & 25/50 PLO games.

I lost everything I had using 10x leverage shorting bank stocks using FAZ on a day the Dow was up 475 & closed down 500