Nice!!!

I have a good mind to copy all of the post in this forum & send to one of my trading groups, We trade the markets based on mob mentality, fear & greed, crowd psychology, It based on the fact that the public is always wrong about the direction of the markets. They react emotionally based on the reactions of others.

This would be a good database for explaining how it happens.

Fish, great job. How long have you had a it, A year, 2. You see how it feels, I would never had mentioned anything about that if you hadn't been such a deuche

It's funny, when someone backs you up, they are accused of being your wife. Don't bother, I wish you would play samos and put this garbage to rest. They might be in for a surprise

I'm going to assume you mean "mooched" off of other people, otherwise that sentence has disturbing meanings.

And I'm fairly certain the reason why he and others are suggesting you are delusional has nothing to do with STARTING this thread.

But, I'll ask my two questions again:

1) Why, if you have such a huge edge on Samo, won't you do what every other professional poker player would do and shrug off an extremely mild incident where you felt insulted in order to take his money? Samo has been, with only one exception, the politest person in this thread, and is willing to bend over backwards to give you a match where you are an 80% favorite (in your estimation). Backing out makes zero sense unless you don't believe you are a favorite, which would call everything else in this thread into question.

So why are you, as a professional, who has undoubtably heard worse things at the table, not willing to take such a huge +EV opportunity?

2) Why, if you dislike arguing with "punk kids", do you have a history of repeatedly returning to multiple poker forums from which you have registered, posted, received similar treatment, and then been banned?

And FWIW, I'm almost certainly around the same age as you, and I'm not the only one in this thread in that age category, so once again you insist on painting everyone with the same brush.

Sick pic, m8.

If you'll kindly direct your attention to the edit I made in that post... I was never a douche, Gabe, and if you honestly, truly, with all your heart believe that in 84 pages worth of posts, that you (and maybe the one or two randoms that decided to back you up) are the only one who knows whats going on here, then I just really don't know what to say!


Seriously?

As far as I know you guys aren't married yet, right?

To be fair, he didn't say douche, he said deuche.

Deuche is dangerously close to invoking Godwin's Law.

Hoping this thread continues to deliver despite that.

Made me LOL

derail, did they just recently put that "view first unread" in the upper left or did it take me 7 years and a burnt out f5 key to finally notice it?

/derail

only somebody as delusional as you could look at 100 people all basically saying how out of touch with reality you are and conclude that it is they that are wrong and the lone outlier (you) is actually correct.

Well, yeah, but you have to remember that Gabe prefers anecdotal evidence and "soul reads" to any sort of logical, mathematical, or analytical strategy.

I see he backed out of answering questions, too. What a shame.

Did you read the dozens of Gabe's posts full of nonsense throughout this thread? He's an 80% favorite over jungleman? Online poker is specifically rigged against him? He acknowledges the variance of HU but not in TOURNAMENT poker, aka how he got his big scores.....he claims to have ran bad in those tourneys he did well in????

Just from the way he constructs arguments (or lack thereof), he comes across as someone who knows very very little about poker (obvsly not the case). EVERY single point he's tried to make has been anecdotal or a generalized unquantifiable statement. That's why he's not taken seriously here. He probably doesn't even understand that previous sentence. Seriously, I would be surprised/impressed if he actually could identify the significance of the fact that he only offers "anecdotes or a generalized unquantifiable statements."

Wow I just realized that you can actually clearly read the date of issue, lol

The biggest surprise would be Gabe manning up and taking the match he has been offered. Never gonna happedn though, that's VERY clear.

If you insist on trying to ruin all aspects of your professional life, then by all means...

Has anyone commented on his girlfriend's exit interview at the WSOP?

If not, why not?

Gabe: stop being a pussy. Play samo.

we should start a new thread full of all of Gabe's hilarious posts,
with all of their logical fallacies,
all of their baseless and random claims based off of his own delusional opinions,
all of their hilarious spelling and grammar errors that are very obviously not just typos,
all of their contradictions and hypocrisy
all of their comedic glory and irony.
That would be a long thread

[x] already in that thread

I just saved you an hour of work. You're welcome.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lolll

If I didn't actually know he existed as a real person, I would have no doubt that this was just some mastermind leveler owning the entirety of this thread, but somehow its all real

Thanks for the cliffs.

any link available?

I am ashamed to be of the same sex or even same species as this guy. I hope somehow scientists may prove otherwise.

"Cliff master" for custom undertitle?