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11-14-2014, 09:18 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Clark County Detention Center
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Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
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11-14-2014, 09:25 PM
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adept
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,135
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Dudes a ****ing trainwreck but his twitter is amazing.
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11-14-2014, 09:32 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,805
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
where's the ****ing video man
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11-14-2014, 09:35 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Constant lapse of unconscious raps
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
why was his finger boneless? apparently he shot off his middle finger while cleaning his loaded gun...
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Originally Posted by http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/11/14/7223621/jose-cansecos-finger-fell-off-during-a-poker-tournament
Anyway, I hope Canseco had a successful poker night despite the accident. I was hoping for a "lost a finger, won the hand" tweet, but nothing yet.
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Last edited by MastaAces; 11-14-2014 at 09:52 PM.
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11-14-2014, 09:51 PM
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adept
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
in 5 greatest thread of all time
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11-14-2014, 09:53 PM
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journeyman
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Fredericton, NB Canada
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
This is amazing
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11-14-2014, 09:53 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Zero Millions
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
I heard he tried to sue the casino, but the judge threw the case out of court.
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11-14-2014, 09:55 PM
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 2,900
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
It's 450 and a finger to you...
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11-14-2014, 10:12 PM
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grinder
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 695
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
He should easily be able to grow a replacement with all the stuff he's injected
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11-14-2014, 10:21 PM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: On the back nine.
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
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Originally Posted by macgyver72
He should easily be able to grow a replacement with all the stuff he's injected
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Amazing.
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11-14-2014, 10:23 PM
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grinder
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 567
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Well, at least it was poker and not while he was having a spot of fun with the misses.
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11-14-2014, 10:33 PM
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journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: STL
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Putting your finger in the pot is just so many levels my head exploded.
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11-14-2014, 10:42 PM
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grinder
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 492
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
So if he shot off half a finger, does that mean one his hands only has 3.5 fingers left?
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11-14-2014, 10:45 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Not At Casino AZ
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Hmmm, even if this happened why would you post about it on twitter?
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11-14-2014, 10:45 PM
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centurion
Join Date: Sep 2014
Posts: 127
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
"Comet transport is the key to our survival!"
Ya, I'm gonna be reading his twitter for a bit.
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11-14-2014, 10:47 PM
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centurion
Join Date: Sep 2014
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
He has a turtle/tortoise named Juiced.
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11-14-2014, 11:27 PM
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banned
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: thing that cannot be contained is
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
I lost all respect for Canseco when he became Madonna's boytoy and, more importantly, had a ball bounce off his head in right field for a home run.
But his reaction to the finger falling off brought him right back to his Bash Bros. glory years, in my eyes.
Last edited by shulenberger; 11-14-2014 at 11:33 PM.
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11-14-2014, 11:52 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: see you
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Somewhere in the world a bipolar charlie sheen is doing lines off a strippers ass and shaking his head at this trainwreck.
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11-15-2014, 12:00 AM
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journeyman
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 320
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Is that what playing with the Yakuza is like?
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11-15-2014, 12:18 AM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Get better Jose.
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11-15-2014, 12:30 AM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Not At Casino AZ
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
And people think poker isn't a sport. I don't know too many sports where somebody's finger has fallen off, not to mention the countless people who have died while playing poker.
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11-15-2014, 12:35 AM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Obvious tell.
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11-15-2014, 12:52 AM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: see you
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
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Originally Posted by that_pope
And people think poker isn't a sport. I don't know too many sports where somebody's finger has fallen off, not to mention the countless people who have died while playing poker.
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hey jose i won your finger in a pot last night when your kings lost to my trup queens
talk about a bad beat amirite?
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11-15-2014, 04:04 AM
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Tripod
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vegas
Posts: 70,176
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
Jesus Christ I just talked to him a few days ago....we occasionally play golf together. He had said he's going to be golfing again real soon...guess not.
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11-15-2014, 04:13 AM
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,443
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament
must have had a weak hand
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