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Old 11-14-2014, 09:18 PM   #1
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Old 11-14-2014, 09:25 PM   #2
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Dudes a ****ing trainwreck but his twitter is amazing.
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Old 11-14-2014, 09:32 PM   #3
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where's the ****ing video man
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Old 11-14-2014, 09:35 PM   #4
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament

why was his finger boneless? apparently he shot off his middle finger while cleaning his loaded gun...

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Anyway, I hope Canseco had a successful poker night despite the accident. I was hoping for a "lost a finger, won the hand" tweet, but nothing yet.

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Old 11-14-2014, 09:51 PM   #5
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in 5 greatest thread of all time
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Old 11-14-2014, 09:53 PM   #6
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This is amazing
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Old 11-14-2014, 09:53 PM   #7
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I heard he tried to sue the casino, but the judge threw the case out of court.

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Old 11-14-2014, 09:55 PM   #8
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It's 450 and a finger to you...
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:12 PM   #9
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He should easily be able to grow a replacement with all the stuff he's injected
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:21 PM   #10
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He should easily be able to grow a replacement with all the stuff he's injected
Amazing.
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:23 PM   #11
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Well, at least it was poker and not while he was having a spot of fun with the misses.
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:33 PM   #12
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Putting your finger in the pot is just so many levels my head exploded.
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:42 PM   #13
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So if he shot off half a finger, does that mean one his hands only has 3.5 fingers left?
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:45 PM   #14
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Hmmm, even if this happened why would you post about it on twitter?
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:45 PM   #15
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"Comet transport is the key to our survival!"

Ya, I'm gonna be reading his twitter for a bit.
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Old 11-14-2014, 10:47 PM   #16
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He has a turtle/tortoise named Juiced.
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Old 11-14-2014, 11:27 PM   #17
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Re: Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament

I lost all respect for Canseco when he became Madonna's boytoy and, more importantly, had a ball bounce off his head in right field for a home run.

But his reaction to the finger falling off brought him right back to his Bash Bros. glory years, in my eyes.

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Old 11-14-2014, 11:52 PM   #18
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Somewhere in the world a bipolar charlie sheen is doing lines off a strippers ass and shaking his head at this trainwreck.
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Old 11-15-2014, 12:00 AM   #19
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Is that what playing with the Yakuza is like?
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Old 11-15-2014, 12:18 AM   #20
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Get better Jose.
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Old 11-15-2014, 12:30 AM   #21
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And people think poker isn't a sport. I don't know too many sports where somebody's finger has fallen off, not to mention the countless people who have died while playing poker.
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Old 11-15-2014, 12:35 AM   #22
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Obvious tell.
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Old 11-15-2014, 12:52 AM   #23
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And people think poker isn't a sport. I don't know too many sports where somebody's finger has fallen off, not to mention the countless people who have died while playing poker.
hey jose i won your finger in a pot last night when your kings lost to my trup queens

talk about a bad beat amirite?
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Old 11-15-2014, 04:04 AM   #24
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Jesus Christ I just talked to him a few days ago....we occasionally play golf together. He had said he's going to be golfing again real soon...guess not.
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Old 11-15-2014, 04:13 AM   #25
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must have had a weak hand
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