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06-03-2010 , 03:13 PM



Joran just arrested in Chili by the police. He was driving a cab to Viña Del Mar.

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06-03-2010 , 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by breadandbutter


Joran just arrested in Chili by the police. He was driving a cab to Viña Del Mar.
seems like he couldn´t finish his new haircut before his arrest
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06-03-2010 , 03:19 PM
He wont be serving much of a sentence, the peruvians are big fans of the death penalty. Killing the daughter of a loved racer is def -ev.
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06-03-2010 , 03:19 PM
Hate on me for it all you want but i hope he gets Peruvian prison trains pulled on him every day for the rest of his life.
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06-03-2010 , 03:21 PM
no cuffs?
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06-03-2010 , 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by breadandbutter
This is fairly common throughout the entire world, well at least here it is. It's not just some special thing between Mexico and the U.S.
Never heard of the US having an agreement like this with anywhere except Mexico. Maybe it is more common in western Europe.
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06-03-2010 , 03:23 PM
maybe he will be roomates with these guys:

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Police in Peru say they have arrested three members of a gang who murdered a string of peasant farmers, drained the fat from their dead bodies, and then attempted to sell it to European cosmetics manufacturers.

The men have confessed to a total of five killings, but are suspected of dozens more. Police believe they approached their victims on remote roads and lured them to a hut in the jungle with talk of being able to introduce them to a potential employer. Instead, the victims were bludgeoned to death.
Each of their bodies then had its head, arms and legs cut off. Major organs were removed, and discarded, before the torso was suspended from hooks in the ceiling of the hut. Candles were placed beneath, so that melting fat would dribble into pots, pans and other collecting vessels.
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06-03-2010 , 03:29 PM
Apparantly he confessed to a dutch poker buddy on the phone that he'did something really bad', he had been suffering from depressions because he gambled most of his roll away and was almost broke, and got media horny during this depression. So he decided to kill a girl 5 years after the last "crime".
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06-03-2010 , 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by level 4-3
maybe he will be roomates with these guys:
That is ****ed up, sounds like a cheap afterdark horrorfest movie.
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06-03-2010 , 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by VluggeHenkie
Yeah we like killers and such, mainly because they wear that beautiful orange when in prison.... gtfo
lol... my greatest apologies if I offended your great country sir
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06-03-2010 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
Apparantly he confessed to a dutch poker buddy on the phone that he'did something really bad', he had been suffering from depressions because he gambled most of his roll away and was almost broke, and got media horny during this depression. So he decided to kill a girl 5 years after the last "crime".
source?
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06-03-2010 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
Apparantly he confessed to a dutch poker buddy on the phone that he'did something really bad', he had been suffering from depressions because he gambled most of his roll away and was almost broke, and got media horny during this depression. So he decided to kill a girl 5 years after the last "crime".
Not even close to being funny if that is what you are trying to do, grow up.
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06-03-2010 , 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianBigNFun
source?
http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/6...rvriend__.html

dutch article though. But it's from telegraaf and they aren't always as credible as you'd want, so take it with a grain of salt.
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06-03-2010 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dale4Saul2Red0
Not even close to being funny if that is what you are trying to do, grow up.
What

see the article, I didn't make anything up.
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06-03-2010 , 03:39 PM
few years ago I was playing with the guy and he disconnect-cheated on Bodog (SSNL), his screen name was some variation of his name
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06-03-2010 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/6...rvriend__.html

dutch article though. But it's from telegraaf and they aren't always as credible as you'd want, so take it with a grain of salt.
No, De Telegraaf is as credible as The Sun is in the UK. They like to juice stories up to sell more papers.
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06-03-2010 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by breadandbutter
No, De Telegraaf is as credible as The Sun is in the UK. They like to juice stories up to sell more papers.
While I agree, I wouldn't say there as bad as The Sun or other typical tabloids. They are somewhere between what it should be like and what The Sun is like.
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06-03-2010 , 03:46 PM
The guy likes to brag...it'll be interesting if he cops to any other murders after he's convicted of this one
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06-03-2010 , 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Printin_Paper
lol... my greatest apologies if I offended your great country sir
Thank you, we're awesome.
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06-03-2010 , 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Perplexed
The guy likes to brag...it'll be interesting if he cops to any other murders after he's convicted of this one
You can bet on it. He will probably make some up even just to get more attention for himself. Prepare for the new book and the thousand news interviews to follow. Narcissist's have to have their 15 minutes of fame every 15 minutes.
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06-03-2010 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
Was it bad publicity when Jeffrey Dahmer (or any other murderer) got killed in an American prison?
Yes.

He will do a couple of years in a place he cant get hurt and then be deported.
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06-03-2010 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
Apparantly he confessed to a dutch poker buddy on the phone that he'did something really bad', he had been suffering from depressions because he gambled most of his roll away and was almost broke, and got media horny during this depression. So he decided to kill a girl 5 years after the last "crime".
If this is true online poker will never be legalized, fml!
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06-03-2010 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by nizzwsop
That is ****ed up, sounds like a cheap afterdark horrorfest movie.
Pretty close
Turistas
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06-03-2010 , 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by level 4-3
You can bet on it. He will probably make some up even just to get more attention for himself. Prepare for the new book and the thousand news interviews to follow. Narcissist's have to have their 15 minutes of fame every 15 minutes.
You seem to know a lot about this subject. How come?
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06-03-2010 , 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by breadandbutter
You seem to know a lot about this subject. How come?

Couldn't help but become a little obsessed by the story once i found out he played poker. I knew about the holloway case previously but didnt know he was a poker player then. Just started researching it on the internet and i'm somewhat of a studier of human nature you might say.
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