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His post was "cool story, bro".
The edit was me adding the line at the bottom that he was getting an infraction. If I had removed anything from his post for being inappropriate then that info would have been included in the edit. Nothing was removed.

People thought it could somehow be related because the guy jumped into this specific thread just to make his first post in 5 years....and because they know that van der sloot took up poker shortly after getting away with Natalie Holloway apparently ....which also happened to be about 5 years ago.

Say hello to latin bubba

can we give that guy a custom undertitle or some kind of award for making the creepiest first post in history

Matlock itt.

Is this confirmed?
Link?

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/03...van-der-sloot/

hopefully justice is served this time.

now i feel bad for ruining that sweet gimmick.

Have fun in the lovely south american prison system you ****in scumbag.
This kid wont last a year in those hell holes.

Prison in Peru is gonna be a whole lot worse than that sweet one he had in Aruba. Bring on the ass raping

edit: oops kevmath beat me to it

really doubt the prison in aruba would have been all that sweet.

yup. take away snorkeling hours and what do you have left really?

i hear they're forced to mix chemicals for suntan lotion in a windowless room for 14 hours a day

Inside the prison, the risk of contracting HIV is five to seven times higher than in the streets of Lima. During visit days, an average of 4,000 people enter the facility. They include relatives, friends and salespeople who, through their contacts, help spread infectious diseases among the prison population.

I agree that he's likely to be pretty much screwed in a Lima prison. Just his skin color alone will make things tough on him. His only hope is if his family money is able to somehow secure him something in isolation or mostly away from the rest of the prison population. But my hunch is that they probably can't spare that kind of space or accommodation for just one guy and it's 6 prisoners to a dirty, little cell originally meant for 2 and fun stuff like that.

his account?

Not true. The Netherlands has a prisoner agreement with many countries in the world; when a prisoner with the Dutch nationality is caught in a foreign country, the prisoner has a chance to be deported to The Netherlands and gets a sentence by Dutch laws plus (obviously) a better cell and treatment. What also happens a lot is that the Queen of The Netherlands asks the royal family of a certain country to release the prisoners and most of the time they will.

But I don't know if The Netherlands has an agreement with Peru or if Peru has a royal family (Queen or King). If they have an agreement, van der Sloot has a serious chance of getting deported back to The Netherlands. I don't think the Dutch Queen will do anything to get van der Sloot back though, lol.. He's not very popular here (I am Dutch).

Here's an article from today about a recent riot and another from 5 years ago. Both have a few details on what most would predictably speculate it's like as far as the overcrowded and dangerous conditions of the prison system inside this country.

LOL in the second one that the prisoners have their own firearms. WTF?

Have a good time Joran.

he'll be dead before he even gets a lawyer. takes like a yr or two to get the courts moving .. he's SO screwed it's great. maybe he'll be on locked up abroad!

interesting.. so jordan van der sloot isnt well liked in the netherlands? I thought it would be the opposite.

No, they don't have queens and kings in South America (at least, I don't think they do).

You are correct that Peru has some of that exchange stuff with some other countries. No idea if they have such a treaty or agreement with the Dutch but I do know they have something like that with the U.S.

Somewhat coincidentally, just a few days ago a kind of well known (for those who were following it) American was just released on parole from her prison stay in Peru. She served 15 years after being accused of helping terrorists down there. Evidently she could have applied to serve her sentence in the U.S. (which might not have been granted, not sure) but opted not to do so. She still has to live in Peru for 5 more years as a condition of her parole and is in an apartment in the same Miraflores district where Joran van der sloot's hotel was (it's a popular and well known district).

I have a strong dislike for people who encourage, accept, or hope-for prison rape. The purpose of our judicial system is to seperate those unfit for society from the civilized... not to seek redemption by stooping to such lows. Such commonplace attitudes highlight the depravity of people.

i reckon his prison experience will be similar to jeffery dahmer's. the sad thing is the corrupt bastards in aruba who let him go the first time wont suffer the same fate.