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06-03-2010 , 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Koshur
nice first post in 5 years.
sleeper cells
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06-03-2010 , 01:53 AM
koshur - That's what I was thinking. Wow. WTF?
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06-03-2010 , 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Billings
Cool story, bro

^wow waited 5yrs to make this post??????????????????????????????

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Joseph Tacopina, Joran van der Sloots lawyer, told RPP, a Peru radio network, that he got an email from another person stating that Van der Sloot was trying to contact him to get legal advice.

Last edited by level 4-3; 06-03-2010 at 02:09 AM.
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06-03-2010 , 02:07 AM
Wow, this is quite the story. Crazy crazy ending, and weird ties to poker/LAPTPeru.
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06-03-2010 , 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by breadandbutter
The whole thing looks very strange to me. First of all it's the daughter of a famous person and secondly the body was found in a hotel room that he booked on his own name.. Someone wanting to kill someone is not going to do it in a room he booked on his own name.
He was in Lima to play the LAPT Lima, which starts today. Since it's exactly 5 years ago today that Natalee Holloway disappeared I suspect he is the victim of some kind of revenge, getting framed for a murder. Nobody sane would kill someone in a room that you booked under your own name, leave the body there and still expect to sit down at the LAPT today.
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06-03-2010 , 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by RNauta
He was in Lima to play the LAPT Lima, which starts today. Since it's exactly 5 years ago today that Natalee Holloway disappeared I suspect he is the victim of some kind of revenge, getting framed for a murder. Nobody sane would kill someone in a room that you booked under your own name, leave the body there and still expect to sit down at the LAPT today.
lol do you not realise the irony in your statements. He is obviously not sane. And who would sacrifice a young girl to frame this loser. Totally dumb. Its called latent guilt and self loathing.
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06-03-2010 , 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by RNauta
He was in Lima to play the LAPT Lima, which starts today. Since it's exactly 5 years ago today that Natalee Holloway disappeared I suspect he is the victim of some kind of revenge, getting framed for a murder. Nobody sane would kill someone in a room that you booked under your own name, leave the body there and still expect to sit down at the LAPT today.
i suspect you are wrong.
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06-03-2010 , 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Billings
Cool story, bro
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Originally Posted by level 4-3
^wow waited 5yrs to make this post??????????????????????????????
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Originally Posted by RNauta
He was in Lima to play the LAPT Lima, which starts today. Since it's exactly 5 years ago today that Natalee Holloway disappeared I suspect he is the victim of some kind of revenge, getting framed for a murder. Nobody sane would kill someone in a room that you booked under your own name, leave the body there and still expect to sit down at the LAPT today.
Matthew Billings is the real killer. Obv revenge.
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06-03-2010 , 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by RNauta
He was in Lima to play the LAPT Lima, which starts today. Since it's exactly 5 years ago today that Natalee Holloway disappeared I suspect he is the victim of some kind of revenge, getting framed for a murder. Nobody sane would kill someone in a room that you booked under your own name, leave the body there and still expect to sit down at the LAPT today.
He left the hotel and took a bus to chile 4hours after entering the room w/ said girl

clearly he had intent to play the LAPT
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06-03-2010 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Billings
Cool story, bro











edit - congrats. first post earns you an infraction.
I highly doubt he cares microbob. Waste of an infraction imo.
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06-03-2010 , 02:30 AM
Apparently LAPT lima started yesterday not today, I was reading yesterday evening's late news which said 'today', sorry about that.
But it must suck to be him, going over there to play the LAPT, pick up some girl, return to his room and find out some assassin slashed her throat in order to frame him for it. He already had the bad reputation so no wonder he fled in panic.
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06-03-2010 , 02:39 AM
Why would he waste a $2700 seat? Total setup,the guy was smart enough and sane enough to dispose of Natalies body where they could not find it, why would he be stupid enough to book a room in his name, kill a girl everyone would come looking for, and then leave here in his hotel room? Funny thing though in 3rd world countries your guilty until you are proven innocent so chances are he will go to jail anyways and prisons in south america are as bad as it gets.
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06-03-2010 , 02:42 AM
thing about criminals, if they get away with it once, they will most likely do it again and again, until they get caught.
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06-03-2010 , 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by beeswax
Why would he waste a $2700 seat? Total setup,the guy was smart enough and sane enough to dispose of Natalies body where they could not find it, why would he be stupid enough to book a room in his name, kill a girl everyone would come looking for, and then leave here in his hotel room? Funny thing though in 3rd world countries your guilty until you are proven innocent so chances are he will go to jail anyways and prisons in south america are as bad as it gets.

Because he stabbed her so much there was blood all over the walls of the room there. The clean up situation might have been completely pointless at that point.

And it would be difficult to smuggle a body out of a hotel in the miraflores district undected.

Interesting that you are defending him this much when it seems pretty freaking obvious.
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06-03-2010 , 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
Because he stabbed her so much there was blood all over the walls of the room there. The clean up situation might have been completely pointless at that point.

And it would be difficult to smuggle a body out of a hotel in the miraflores district undected.

Interesting that you are defending him this much when it seems pretty freaking obvious.
Yet again why would anyone kill someone in his hotel room booked under his own name? Maybe he has multiple personalitys like that movie with Edward Norton and Richard Gere? The guy was good for 5 years and now suddenly he gos to a poker tournament and kills someone and makes it obivous while the other murder he allegedly did was a pretty good coverup? Kid doesn't seem like a serial killer, phsycopath,etc.
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06-03-2010 , 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DonkeyFocker
thing about criminals, if they get away with it once, they will most likely do it again and again, until they get caught.

You've been watching too much Nancy Grace. Yes, for crimes like theft/fraud/etc... criminals tend to continue until they get caught. But murder is personal and people don't just keep killing. The only exception to this would be a serial killer, but there is little chance that is the case (who premeditates committing a murder in a room registered to your name?).


Chances are, Sloot gave Hollyway drugs, she OD, and they panicked (as idiots tend to do)... and he got away with manslaughter at the most. Because of this, for his entire life, no presumption of innocent will be given. I am honestly going to ignore the media hysteria about this "celebrity" until more is known.... because the fact is, if Nancy Grace could pin the Holocaust on him... she would.
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06-03-2010 , 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by beeswax
Why would he waste a $2700 seat? Total setup,the guy was smart enough and sane enough to dispose of Natalies body where they could not find it, why would he be stupid enough to book a room in his name, kill a girl everyone would come looking for, and then leave here in his hotel room? Funny thing though in 3rd world countries your guilty until you are proven innocent so chances are he will go to jail anyways and prisons in south america are as bad as it gets.

He was not smart enough or sane enough to do anything the first time. He killed Natalie on the beach then panicked, called a friend, who disposed of the body in the ocean via boat. He has been filmed confessing to all of this while smoking weed. you can find it on youtube.
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06-03-2010 , 02:59 AM
bees - Do you think all murders are pre-planned and happen away from one's home or hotel room or something? Maybe he didn't intend on killing her when they went back to his room but some weird rage type thing or urge happened somehow. Could have been anything.

A body found in his room combined with him bolting as fast as he can is about a zillion times more likely to be a case of "he did it" then "somebody is carefully framing him."

Your arguments on why he might somehow not be guilty are fascinating.
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06-03-2010 , 03:05 AM
I heard he commited suicide is this true?
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06-03-2010 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ChaseDemLow
I heard he commited suicide is this true?
There's plenty of those reports but none from a credible source just yet..
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06-03-2010 , 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by I'll Kill Again
Dammit, right when I finished my gimmick account.
winnar!
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06-03-2010 , 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
bees - Do you think all murders are pre-planned and happen away from one's home or hotel room or something? Maybe he didn't intend on killing her when they went back to his room but some weird rage type thing or urge happened somehow. Could have been anything.

A body found in his room combined with him bolting as fast as he can is about a zillion times more likely to be a case of "he did it" then "somebody is carefully framing him."

Your arguments on why he might somehow not be guilty are fascinating.
Yeah but a wild conspiracy is so much more fun! Bet you're one of those types who thinks we really did land on the moon or that all the world leaders aren't actually reptilian humanoids.
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06-03-2010 , 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
bees - Do you think all murders are pre-planned and happen away from one's home or hotel room or something? Maybe he didn't intend on killing her when they went back to his room but some weird rage type thing or urge happened somehow. Could have been anything.

A body found in his room combined with him bolting as fast as he can is about a zillion times more likely to be a case of "he did it" then "somebody is carefully framing him."

Your arguments on why he might somehow not be guilty are fascinating.
MicroBob,

How about you stop faffing around and do something usefull and look up matthew Billings IP address. And then give it to the police. he is the real killer. Guarantee he posted hisfirst post from South America.
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06-03-2010 , 03:59 AM
digby - It's already been looked at....and you're wrong about that guarantee thing. Sorry dude. It does not appear that the killer himself has actually graced us in this thread.
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06-03-2010 , 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
digby - It's already been looked at....and you're wrong about that guarantee thing. Sorry dude. It does not appear that the killer himself has actually graced us in this thread.
gees. Proxy server. This guy's smarter than I thought.

stick with it. Follow the money.
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