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08-20-2012 , 08:07 PM
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A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become a part of. He sees a well at the center of town and asks about it. His guide replies, "On any day except Saturday, you can shout any question down that well and you will be told the answer."

The man is impressed and thinks for a moment before shouting into the well, "Why not on Saturday?"

From deep in the well a voice shouts back, "Because Saturday is your day in the well."
I took a poll to see how I should celebrate my 2000th post and doing a Well thread won. Obv I have very different areas of expertise than most past wellsters, but hopefully it'll be engaging nonetheless.

Just in case it's not, I'm going to try to beef up the entertainment factor by digging into the recesses of my hard drive and posting some of my 2p2 photoshops that have long since drifted into obscurity. I hope you enjoy them.

Now fielding all questions!

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Photoshop #1:
This was one of my very first in the forums, and was posted back when Clonie Gowen was suing Full Tilt Poker.

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PS - NVG seems like the proper forum given that almost all of my projects and all of 2p2's Photoshop threads start here.
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08-20-2012 , 08:09 PM
Love that Photoshop. I'm a fan of yours! Can you compare poker things to film things? How tough is film school compared to poker?
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08-20-2012 , 08:10 PM
That old quote sounds very similar to a filthy joke I once heard.
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08-20-2012 , 08:23 PM
How did you become so funny??

Is there a Micros feature film in the pipeline?
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08-20-2012 , 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
That old quote sounds very similar to a filthy joke I once heard.
With the punch line, "because that's your day in the barrel!"
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08-20-2012 , 08:27 PM
Will you make a micros cartoon strip involving me?
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08-20-2012 , 08:36 PM
if you had to bet, when do you think poker will be legal in the US?
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08-20-2012 , 08:39 PM
John, I feel honored to ask this: How many 5-year olds?
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08-20-2012 , 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 'Toyevski'sTheGamb
Love that Photoshop. I'm a fan of yours! Can you compare poker things to film things? How tough is film school compared to poker?
ty and ty.

Can you rephrase your first question? I'm not sure if you're just asking if I'm able to do that (A: Yes), or if you're asking me to actually compare some poker stuff to film stuff right now. What stuff in particular?

Film school was a lot easier for me, but that might not be the case for everyone. By the time I got to film school I already had a solid foundation in drama and visual storytelling, so that gave me a leg up on my classmates. Film also hit my particular obsessions/talents/skills whereas poker did not, or at least not to the same extent.

But another reason it was easier was that it always made me happy. When you love something you don't mind the difficulties and the setbacks - it's almost a pleasure to push through them. I love poker almost as much as film, but as anyone who has ever played a single hand can tell you, it doesn't always make you happy.
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08-20-2012 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by AllBlackDan
How did you become so funny??

Is there a Micros feature film in the pipeline?
I was bitten by a radioactive comedian.

In the pipeline? No. In our dreams and ambitions? Yes.
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08-20-2012 , 08:52 PM
would you rather battle to the death with 1 horse sized duck or 20 duck sized horses?

did i do that right?

thanks for doing a well... love your work
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08-20-2012 , 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DamnRinger
Will you make a micros cartoon strip involving me?
Do something in the poker world that we can mock and we'll definitely do a strip involving you. Otherwise we do occasionally work on commission... (hint hint).

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Originally Posted by CallMeLucid
if you had to bet, when do you think poker will be legal in the US?
I'd bet it will be legal in 2020. Also 2015. And 2090 if we're still around. And a bunch of other years, too.

But when will it become legal? No idea. Hopefully things will start to look up when this election cycle ends.

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Originally Posted by Gorvacofin
John, I feel honored to ask this: How many 5-year olds?
One, and he's in the other room right now watching Ultimate Spider-Man.

Speaking of radioactive comedians and Spider-Man...

Photoshop #2: I did this for Dr. Spaceman's Chainsaw the Spider thread.

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Last edited by John Wray; 08-20-2012 at 09:07 PM. Reason: hints
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08-20-2012 , 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by bandonlooper1
would you rather battle to the death with 1 horse sized duck or 20 duck sized horses?

did i do that right?

thanks for doing a well... love your work
I'm 6'3", so I think I could kick some ass against 20 duck-sized horses.
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08-20-2012 , 09:06 PM
Any chance of the 6th episode of The Micros ever seeing the daylight?
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08-20-2012 , 09:12 PM
Keep up the great work
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08-20-2012 , 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TheNaturat
Any chance of the 6th episode of The Micros ever seeing the daylight?
We have asked that very same question of many many people who wear ties, and have received no answer. I think it will eventually be released, but it's very possible that other videos will be made & released first.
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08-20-2012 , 09:18 PM
What's more difficult, creating a unique and funny photoshop or doing an interview on the pokercast?
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08-20-2012 , 09:20 PM
How much did full tilt pay you?
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08-20-2012 , 09:22 PM
Hey Jimmy, have really enjoyed all of your work.

Definitely want to thank you for putting out The Brain Fail series on CR. I watched it early on in my career which undoubtedly helped me with many mental game issues. Went through the series numerous times. Since then, I've recommended your videos to numerous students/friends of my own. Couldn't thank you enough. I ate a few jelly beans because of you ^ lol

Since working on my mental game, I've really gotten into neuroscience/Buddhist philosophy's. How do you feel about these topics?

Do you meditate?

Top three fav bands?

Do you put in volume? If so, what games do you play?

Thanks
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08-20-2012 , 09:43 PM
Thanks for the responses!
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Originally Posted by John Wray
Can you rephrase your first question? I'm not sure if you're just asking if I'm able to do that (A: Yes), or if you're asking me to actually compare some poker stuff to film stuff right now. What stuff in particular?
Haha yes, I was asking to actually compare some stuff right now but I didn't have anything in particular in mind. Just anything that might jump our at you?

Also, how good are/were you at poker? Let's say you're head up with Ivey in the WSOP Main Event. You have the same stack size - 200 big blinds. How often do you each win that title? What about at 100 big blinds? 50? 20? Also, same questions but for the WCOOP (online setting)!
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08-20-2012 , 09:51 PM
How much does an episode of the micros cost to create ?
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08-20-2012 , 10:18 PM
should i move to new york city to attend graduate school?
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08-20-2012 , 10:36 PM
Is there any right answer to "does this dress make me look fat?", when it does in fact make them look fat?
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08-20-2012 , 10:52 PM
In the words of Cosmo Kramer, do you actually got the jimmy legs?
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08-20-2012 , 11:26 PM
How did you start getting into poker and consequently start making The Micro's?
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