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Which of Joe McKeehens mannerisms annoy you the most?

View Poll Results: Which of Joe McKeehan's mannerisms annoy you the most?

Way he checks with a bang on the table.

63 19.44%

Way he aagressively throws chips out for bet

12 3.70%

Way he makes funny faces into ESPN cameras

32 9.88%

Attire and general look

154 47.53%

General attitude that all posts are rightfully his.

63 19.44%

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11-10-2015 , 07:10 PM

PTLou

JellyBean

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Discuss

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11-10-2015 , 07:14 PM

timex

Bonafide 9

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All of the excessive staring

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11-10-2015 , 07:15 PM

CupOfSalt

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 387

All of them.

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11-10-2015 , 07:18 PM

PTLou

JellyBean

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,516

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Originally Posted by timex

All of the excessive staring

funny.

well maybe you could sue him for patent infringement on that my man

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11-10-2015 , 07:18 PM

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,539

Boring coverage with people taking forever to act. Joe has no personality and all the staring like Timex does what is that about? His general attitude doesn't make me want to watch the final table. I watched for about 30 minutes and got bored.

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11-10-2015 , 07:24 PM

bumpnrun

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His elitist posting on 2p2, can't say I bare watching more than 5 mins of the stream though

Guy is an awful yet appropriate icon for poker

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11-10-2015 , 07:28 PM

restorativejustice

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Originally Posted by timex

All of the excessive staring

+1
Must be like looking in a mirror for you.

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11-10-2015 , 07:28 PM

bayoudonk

journeyman

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 363

Neck Beard:

“Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygiene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.”

internet doesn't lie, here's anther definition:

"The neckbeard is a feature of the slovenly obese, that stereotypical virginal denizen of the intarwebs who lives in his parents’ basement at age 25+ and despite his college education and vast computer skills, works a menial, low paying, low stress job, perhaps as night manager of a grocery store or phone tech support.”

But there is hope:

Spoiler:

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11-10-2015 , 07:29 PM

Brilliant27

will autograph for free

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,390

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Originally Posted by bumpnrun

His elitist posting on 2p2, can't say I bare watching more than 5 mins of the stream though

Guy is an awful yet appropriate icon for poker

+1000. Please let blumenfield cooler him in a few key spots tonight. Blumenfield one timeeee

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11-10-2015 , 07:29 PM

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restorativejustice

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Originally Posted by bumpnrun

... Guy is an awful yet appropriate icon for poker

Sad, but true.

Only thing left for him to do is berate the old rich guy by calling him a stupid fish.

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11-10-2015 , 07:29 PM

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unta8

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PTLou, aren't you the owner / CEO of PokerTek?

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11-10-2015 , 07:29 PM

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illdonk

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It does feel that over the past few days all posts have been rightfully his.

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11-10-2015 , 07:32 PM

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The4thFilm

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Definitely his facial expressions and head movement. He needs to draw as little attention to it as possible.

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11-10-2015 , 07:41 PM

#14

Go Get It

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 12,506

His lack of good internet while playing hearthstone.

Last edited by Go Get It; 11-10-2015 at 07:41 PM. Reason: :)

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11-10-2015 , 07:42 PM

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King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

His refusal to present himself in a professional manner. We get that you're a smarter-than-erryone-in-the-room 20-something who doesn't live by the rules (i.e., showering) that the rest of us poor saps have to suffer through. But there's nothing about you that I envy.

The super-slow mo's of him knocking the table are making fun of him. And we're laughing

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11-10-2015 , 07:43 PM

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PTLou

JellyBean

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,516

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Originally Posted by unta8

PTLou, aren't you the owner / CEO of PokerTek?

Was. We sold company to MGAM/GCA last year for about 12 big blinds. Should have sold 7 years ago for 75big blinds

fml

one advantage is I can now post all sorts of gibberish on 2+2 without providing fodder for shareholder law suit.

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Originally Posted by illdonk

It does feel that over the past few days all posts have been rightfully his.

LOL. 2+2 pro tip: read polls carefully before posting. editing them is hard.

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11-10-2015 , 07:48 PM

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illdonk

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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

But there's nothing about you that I envy.

I'm a little envious of that whole massive-chipleader-with-three-left-in-the-WSOPME thing.

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11-10-2015 , 07:51 PM

#18

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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Originally Posted by illdonk

I'm a little envious of that whole massive-chipleader-with-three-left-in-the-WSOPME thing.

me too, tbh

Last edited by King_of_NYC; 11-10-2015 at 07:51 PM. Reason: but he's a slob, so I win

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11-10-2015 , 07:57 PM

#19

StraightFlooosh

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Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 761

What 2p2 threads are the most irrelevant?
Hey Floosh thanks for asking! I guess I'd say the ones that nitpick a grown mans attire and checking actions.

What about his stare, omg isn't it terrible.
Yes, apparently his stare burned through the souls of a few viewers, and only the Stare-King Timex was able to withstand its deathly powers. It's rumored that all of the Nov. 9'ers were able to withstand his eye-beams with specially crafted contact lenses issued by the WSOP.

Do you think his actions will discourage viewers from watching the finale.
No, but I imagine the new southpark episode will.

I digress.

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11-10-2015 , 08:00 PM

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RobFarha

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Originally Posted by timex

All of the excessive staring

10/10 would laugh again

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11-10-2015 , 08:06 PM

#21

BurnThis

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 126

He acts so angry at the table, beyond the chip slamming there's the scowling, the menacing stares, the arrogance and the after-the-hand inquisition of his fellow players. Has he never heard the expression "Be humble in victory and gracious in defeat.”

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11-10-2015 , 08:29 PM

#22

Queen of No

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 506

Don't they have running water in his basement so that he could have been trained to bathe regularly?

Didn't he have enough of his own action to buy some decent clothing and a razor between July and now?

Why does he comb his hair with buttered toast? (kudos to Norman Chad for one of his best quips ever)

Why does he sling chips and cards around as if he were too good for them? It only makes him look completely like a tool.

::sigh:: but for a luckbox 10 on a river, we'd all not know as much about him... and poker would have the chance for a personable, clean, ambassador.

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11-10-2015 , 08:30 PM

#23

Flatzie

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Originally Posted by bayoudonk

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+1 haha

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11-10-2015 , 08:35 PM

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ZeckoRiver

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 5,590

That dumb stare.

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11-10-2015 , 08:35 PM

#25

magking1

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,464

Hot Head Joe Hachem said Yang and Gold destroyed legacy of WSOP.

What will he say about NecK Beard Mckeehan?

Best comment in thread is this one:

Guy is an awful yet appropriate icon for poker

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