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Is Joe McKeehen the worst main event winner in the past 15 years? Is Joe McKeehen the worst main event winner in the past 15 years?

08-01-2017 , 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Deoxyribo
hey ECB, nobody knew about zo until very recently. take your anti-joe sentiment elsewhere and stop clogging up the thread
Actually according to Matt Glantz twitter lots of people knew but kept it quiet. So get your facts straight before giving me a lecture.
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08-01-2017 , 08:56 PM
I saw Joe McKeehan at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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08-01-2017 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by EastCoastBalla
Actually according to Matt Glantz twitter lots of people knew but kept it quiet. So get your facts straight before giving me a lecture.
So Joe McKeehen knew?
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08-01-2017 , 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
I saw Joe McKeehan at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

real?
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08-01-2017 , 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Vegasnewbie428
How many times a week do you guys think a poker player should shower? Assuming they aren't out exercising or anything 3-4 showers a week should do
Hi France....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsQfTaStcshttp://
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08-01-2017 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by CyberShark93
real?
No. That actually happened with Timmy Dwan.
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08-02-2017 , 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett
So Joe McKeehen knew?
What difference does make? Don't you understand? He didn't say hello to this sad little man's wife two years ago, so everything that happens in the poker world is his fault.

Is there any way we can all chip in a few bucks to get McKeehan to blow off this guy's wife again? Get it on video, with close-ups of the OP thinking of all the things he should be saying but won't?
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08-02-2017 , 11:06 AM
Who is Zo Karim and what did he do?
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08-02-2017 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by illdonk
Is there any way we can all chip in a few bucks...
All I'd expect from Mr. Pink is an argument.
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08-02-2017 , 01:12 PM
ECB giving SageDonkey a run for his money for the Worst Poster award.
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08-02-2017 , 01:47 PM
You realize Joe is extremely autistic right? that is why he didn't say hi to your wife not because he purposely ignored her. Like I'm pretty sure he has it way worse than Jungle does.
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08-02-2017 , 01:48 PM
I was in a public restroom one time and Joe McKeehan was in the urinal on the end. The only open urinal was the one right next to him. I understand urinal etiquette so instead of taking the empty urinal, I waited until the guy on the other side of the empty one finished up then i took the urinal that he had vacated. I looked over at Joe when he was finishing up for some sort of acknowledgment of what I had done. He looked me in the eyes and just walked away. No head nod, no thank you, nothing. Guy is a terrible ambassador for poker.
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08-02-2017 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by KillTheCheaters
I was in a public restroom one time and Joe McKeehan was in the urinal on the end. The only open urinal was the one right next to him. I understand urinal etiquette so instead of taking the empty urinal, I waited until the guy on the other side of the empty one finished up then i took the urinal that he had vacated. I looked over at Joe when he was finishing up for some sort of acknowledgment of what I had done. He looked me in the eyes and just walked away. No head nod, no thank you, nothing. Guy is a terrible ambassador for poker.
I guess I am not aware of urinal etiquette because I would have taken a piss in the open urinal no matter who was next to me.
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08-02-2017 , 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by EastCoastBalla
But Joe wants to warn people 4 years later about Mike and his sad airport hustle for $100 rofl. Hey Joe, say hi to my wife next time she pays you a compliment and warn us about the real scammers in the poker community like Zo Karim. Not rinky dink money a degen gambler makes at an airport every now and then.
We're supposed to take lessons on proportion and putting things in perspective from somebody who has held a two-year public grudge because a stranger didn't say hello to his wife?
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08-02-2017 , 04:17 PM
Cmon guys, back on point please. Except.....the real reason ECB has a problem is that family sexy time usually has the good wife moaning JM's name over and over again. Pillow talk can be soooooooooo harmful and WILL fester long term. Worse than eating-crackers-in-bed.
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08-02-2017 , 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mjk2800
I guess I am not aware of urinal etiquette because I would have taken a piss in the open urinal no matter who was next to me.
major faux pas bro...
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08-02-2017 , 09:20 PM
I'm not sure who I want to see a picture of more, ECB or his wife.
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08-02-2017 , 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
I saw Joe McKeehan at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This exact thing happened when I met FlyLo
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08-02-2017 , 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
I saw Joe McKeehan at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
THANK YOU
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08-03-2017 , 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by KillTheCheaters
I was in a public restroom one time and Joe McKeehan was in the urinal on the end. The only open urinal was the one right next to him. I understand urinal etiquette so instead of taking the empty urinal, I waited until the guy on the other side of the empty one finished up then i took the urinal that he had vacated. I looked over at Joe when he was finishing up for some sort of acknowledgment of what I had done. He looked me in the eyes and just walked away. No head nod, no thank you, nothing. Guy is a terrible ambassador for poker.
But a great ambassador for urinal cakes.
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08-03-2017 , 11:41 AM
I have it on good authority that it was Joe McKeehen that said "Good luck" to Liam Neeson in the movie Taken. It's the only time in his life he has ever uttered those words.
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08-03-2017 , 11:53 AM
I set over set'd JM, the worst poker ambassador ever, in level 1 of event 33 this summer, AA vs KK aipf. Rigged imo. He does suck, ftr.
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08-03-2017 , 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mooknam
I set over set'd JM, the worst poker ambassador ever, in level 1 of event 33 this summer, AA vs KK aipf. Rigged imo. He does suck, ftr.
did he tank for five minutes staring at you before going all in?
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08-03-2017 , 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperSwag
did he tank for five minutes staring at you before going all in?
+ how many yawns during?
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08-03-2017 , 02:44 PM
I thought urinal etiquette only dictates that if a guy's using the left/right urinal and the other two are empty, you don't take the middle one. Seems a bit extreme to avoid the middle urinal if both the left/right are taken.
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