I tip my hat to people that don't tip waitresses. why should someone carrying a tray make $40+ an hour

While you're tipping your hat about not tipping they are spitting in the food.

so I should be tipping someone inclined to be such a disgusting creature? also how do they know I will not be tipping when they serve me the food?

On the other hand, who is the best WSOP ME winner of the past 10 years? (2006-2015)

The jury is still out on Jacobsen, but right now I would have to go with Duhamel, IMO..

i would like to see this discussion. I presume it would go something like this:

WSOP official: 'Mr. McKeehan, we demand that you bathe regularly, unprotect your twitter account and stop being arrogant'

Joe: 'go **** yourself'

WSOP official: 'you leave me no choice but to again demand that you bathe regularly, unprotect your twitter account and stop being arrogant'

Joe: 'what are you still doing here? i thought i told you to go **** yourself'

Yes

robert varkoni??

Lol

1-2 showers a week? WTF? that is gross..... Why cant people get up in the morning and take a 10 minute shower every day? It only takes 10 minutes!!

A grown man's obsession with another grown man's twitter account sums up a lot of what's wrong with the world.

Also +1 for not tipping.

Gaiz, gaiz, give OP a break?
He just wants to tweet some **** to this dude for dissing his wifey.
Why can't he????
Dissgraceful!!!

Cliffs behind the wife story?

Do you mean like Joe used to do to recreational players on here? Berate them, insult them and call them terrible at poker etc

Good post

Wasn't on here at that time but that does not surprise me one bit. Saw him do it at the table a couple of times when playing with him.

I guess Mr. Superfluous Man forgot that part of Mr. Mckeehen.

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE

Does this mean I have to have a Twitter account to play the 2016 ME? Anyone know if it is too late for a refund? Twitter is for twits...right?

Joe bothers me way less than these self promoting media whores we have to deal with. I have way more respect for some who wins the main and tells everyone to **** off than someone who gets 11th and is treated like its the second coming of Christ.

I like how the word "ambassador" got attached to poker players who luck boxed the main event and had lucrative endorsements from the poker sites thrown at them.

I'm sure Joe would open up his twitter for a six figure salary and buy-ins paid.

Boom is over.

Oh noes he puts his Twitter private! How dare he. WSOP should require public Twitter and at least 25 tweets per day and 10 lucky refollows per day.

.000000001% of POKER REGS could tell you the last 5 main event "champs", who cares? (i couldnt name the last 2, i just tried to remember and have no recollection) They're as important to poker as previous lottery winners are to the lottery. No one knows or remembers them, the unwashed masses just want to know how much is "up top".

OP was railing the main event with his wife. After Joe won OP "yelled "East Coast Balla in the House". Joe looked over thinking Matt Glantz or Mike Dentale were on the rail but all he saw was the OP. He had a bit of recognition as OP plays 1/2 nl at Borgata and Parx on a regular basis and is a well known short stacker. East Coast Balla motioned him over and Joe noticed his wife had a big zit on the tip of her nose so he tried not to look directly at her. She kept saying "Joe, is that Aqua Velva you are wearing" but he was trying his best not to look directly at her nose so he ignored her and walked away. He then immediately blocked OP on Twitter and the rest is history, OP starts a new thread about Joe every other week. That's the short version.

Swish wins thread again

+1 op is the definition of butthurt.

Oh god please be true