Stop lurking and post noob

really hope it's not SanIker staking Isildur.. really brutal, Zugwat day in day out pwning the **** outta him. Isi down like 800k~ this year already.

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $10/$20 ($4 ante) - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

danfiu (BU): $8314.50 (416 bb)
fjutekk (SB): $7719.54 (386 bb)
Cobus83 (BB): $2564.42 (128 bb)

Pre Flop: ($42)
danfiu (BU) raises to $82, fjutekk (SB) 3-bets to $278, Cobus83 (BB) 4-bets to $921.50, danfiu (BU) 5-bets to $3054.50, fjutekk (SB) calls $2776.50, Cobus83 (BB) calls $1638.92 (all-in)

Flop: ($8681.42) 2 Q J (3 players, 1 all-in)
fjutekk (SB) bets $4661.04 (all-in), danfiu (BU) calls $4661.04

First Turn: ($18003.50) 4 (3 players, 2 all-in)

First River: ($18003.50) 6 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Second Turn: ($18003.50) 6 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Second River: ($18003.50) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $18003.50 (Rake: $1.50)

First Showdown: Board: 2 Q J 4 6

fjutekk (SB) shows 7 9 T K (high card King)
(Equity - pre: 32%, flop: 23%, turn: 0%, river: 0%)

danfiu (BU) shows 8 Q K A (a flush, King high)
(Equity - pre: 40%, flop: 63%, turn: 100%, river: 100%)

Cobus83 (BB) shows 3 9 K A (a flush, Jack high)
(Equity - pre: 28%, flop: 13%, turn: 0%, river: 0%)

danfiu (BU) wins $9001

Second Showdown: Board: 2 Q J 6 Q

fjutekk (SB) shows 7 9 T K (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - pre: 32%, flop: 23%, turn: 0%, river: 0%)

danfiu (BU) shows 8 Q K A (a flush, King high)
(Equity - pre: 40%, flop: 63%, turn: 100%, river: 100%)

Cobus83 (BB) shows 3 9 K A (a flush, Queen high)
(Equity - pre: 28%, flop: 13%, turn: 0%, river: 0%)

danfiu (BU) wins $9001

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

fish2013 (BU): $1725.48 (35 bb)
Katya_18 (BB): $2501.24 (50 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
fish2013 (BU) raises to $125, Katya_18 (BB) calls $75

Flop: ($250) 2 K J (2 players)
Katya_18 (BB) checks, fish2013 (BU) bets $154.69, Katya_18 (BB) calls $154.69

Turn: ($559.38) 8 (2 players)
Katya_18 (BB) checks, fish2013 (BU) bets $346.50, Katya_18 (BB) calls $346.50

River: ($1252.38) 8 (2 players)
Katya_18 (BB) checks, fish2013 (BU) bets $1099.29 (all-in), Katya_18 (BB) calls $1099.29

Total pot: $3450.96 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
fish2013 (BU) shows J K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
(Equity - pre: 75%, flop: 91%, turn: 95%, river: 100%)

Katya_18 (BB) shows 2 K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
(Equity - pre: 25%, flop: 9%, turn: 5%, river: 0%)

fish2013 (BU) wins $3450.46

I wonder if the other players (read: Thuritz) are worried about the amount of Russians in the nosebleeds 5card PLO hi/lo games running on stars. Collusion must give a gigantic edge in that game due to card removal.

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

RomanHLD (BU): $6252.54 (125 bb)
AllinAbath (BB): $6707.40 (134 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
RomanHLD (BU) raises to $125, AllinAbath (BB) 3-bets to $300, RomanHLD (BU) calls $175

Flop: ($600) 7 3 4 (2 players)
AllinAbath (BB) bets $300, RomanHLD (BU) calls $300

Turn: ($1200) 5 (2 players)
AllinAbath (BB) checks, RomanHLD (BU) bets $700, AllinAbath (BB) calls $700

River: ($2600) 7 (2 players)
AllinAbath (BB) checks, RomanHLD (BU) bets $2100, AllinAbath (BB) calls $2100

Total pot: $6800 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
RomanHLD (BU) shows 3 6 (a straight, Three to Seven)
AllinAbath (BB) mucks
RomanHLD (BU) wins $6799.50

sounds like a great idea

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $25/$50 - 6 players
Rail Hand History Converter

caipsa (UTG): $3227.28 (65 bb)
underO (MP): $5163.58 (103 bb)
Katya_18 (CO): $5417.14 (108 bb)
Mr Monkee (BU): $8301.38 (166 bb)
RomanHLD (SB): $6257.88 (125 bb)
fish2013 (BB): $5892.44 (118 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
2 folds, Katya_18 (CO) raises to $100, Mr Monkee (BU) calls $100, RomanHLD (SB) calls $75, fish2013 (BB) calls $50

Flop: ($400) J 7 8 (4 players)
RomanHLD (SB) checks, fish2013 (BB) checks, Katya_18 (CO) checks, Mr Monkee (BU) bets $250.11, 1 fold, fish2013 (BB) calls $250.11, Katya_18 (CO) calls $250.11

Turn: ($1150.33) T (3 players)
fish2013 (BB) checks, Katya_18 (CO) checks, Mr Monkee (BU) bets $883.44, fish2013 (BB) calls $883.44, Katya_18 (CO) folds

River: ($2917.21) K (2 players)
fish2013 (BB) checks, Mr Monkee (BU) bets $1375, fish2013 (BB) calls $1375

Total pot: $5667.21 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
Mr Monkee (BU) shows 9 Q (a straight, Nine to King)
fish2013 (BB) mucks
Mr Monkee (BU) wins $5664.21

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $25/$50 - 6 players
Rail Hand History Converter

Katya_18 (UTG): $5352.01 (107 bb)
Mr Monkee (MP): $12238.43 (245 bb)
RomanHLD (CO): $7580.14 (152 bb)
fish2013 (BU): $4975 (100 bb)
caipsa (SB): $4148.45 (83 bb)
underO (BB): $6715.04 (134 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
1 fold, Mr Monkee (MP) raises to $109.50, 2 folds, caipsa (SB) calls $84.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($269) 5 A T (2 players)
caipsa (SB) checks, Mr Monkee (MP) bets $204.82, caipsa (SB) raises to $600, Mr Monkee (MP) 3-bets to $1400, caipsa (SB) calls $800

Turn: ($3069) Q (2 players)
caipsa (SB) checks, Mr Monkee (MP) bets $1400, caipsa (SB) calls $1400

River: ($5869) 8 (2 players)
caipsa (SB) checks, Mr Monkee (MP) bets $2933, caipsa (SB) folds

Total pot: $5869 (Rake: $3)

Mr Monkee (MP) collects $5866

PokerStars, Omaha PL - $100/$200 - 3 players
HSDB Parser v2.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #3788086

AckmaJin (BU): $30990.13 (155 bb)
Jeans89 (SB): $6790.1 (34 bb)
JayP-AA (BB): $16211.5 (81 bb)

Pre Flop: ($300)
AckmaJin (BU) raises to $700, 1 fold, JayP-AA (BB) calls $500

Flop: ($1500) 7 Q 2 (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) checks, AckmaJin (BU) bets $1000, JayP-AA (BB) calls $1000

Turn: ($3500) 8 (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) checks, AckmaJin (BU) checks

River: ($3500) A (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) checks, AckmaJin (BU) bets $2600, JayP-AA (BB) raises to $8600, AckmaJin (BU) calls $6000

Total pot: $20700 (Rake: $5)

Showdown:

JayP-AA (BB) shows Q 3 9 Q
AckmaJin (BU) mucks

JayP-AA (BB) wins $20695

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $100/$200 - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BU): $20681.99 (103 bb)
Odd_Oddsen (SB): $94145.43 (471 bb)
JayP-AA (BB): $10511.28 (53 bb)

Pre Flop: ($300)
Ilari FIN (BU) raises to $700, Odd_Oddsen (SB) calls $600, JayP-AA (BB) calls $500

Flop: ($2100) T 2 5 (3 players)
Odd_Oddsen (SB) checks, JayP-AA (BB) checks, Ilari FIN (BU) checks

Turn: ($2100) 6 (3 players)
Odd_Oddsen (SB) checks, JayP-AA (BB) bets $1600, Ilari FIN (BU) calls $1600, Odd_Oddsen (SB) folds

River: ($5300) A (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) checks, Ilari FIN (BU) bets $5295, JayP-AA (BB) raises to $8211.28 (all-in), Ilari FIN (BU) calls $2916.28

Total pot: $21722.56 (Rake: $5)

Showdown:
JayP-AA (BB) shows 6 8 8 K (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - pre: 45%, flop: 17%, turn: 28%, river: 100%)

Ilari FIN (BU) shows 9 T K A (a flush, Ace high - lower cards)
(Equity - pre: 55%, flop: 83%, turn: 73%, river: 0%)

JayP-AA (BB) wins $21717.56

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $100/$200 - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

Odd_Oddsen (BU): $77898.77 (389 bb)
JayP-AA (SB): $28917.56 (145 bb)
Ilari FIN (BB): $30881.66 (154 bb)

Pre Flop: ($300)
Odd_Oddsen (BU) raises to $700, JayP-AA (SB) 3-bets to $2300, 1 fold, Odd_Oddsen (BU) calls $1600

Flop: ($4800) A 2 7 (2 players)
JayP-AA (SB) bets $3200, Odd_Oddsen (BU) calls $3200

Turn: ($11200) 3 (2 players)
JayP-AA (SB) bets $7612.60, Odd_Oddsen (BU) raises to $34032.80, JayP-AA (SB) calls $15804.96 (all-in)

First River: ($58035.12) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Second River: ($58035.12) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $58035.12 (Rake: $5)

First Showdown: Board: A 2 7 3 J

JayP-AA (SB) shows 9 T J A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
(Equity - pre: 61%, flop: 75%, turn: 23%, river: 0%)

Odd_Oddsen (BU) shows 4 5 7 J (a straight, Ace to Five)
(Equity - pre: 39%, flop: 25%, turn: 78%, river: 100%)

Odd_Oddsen (BU) wins $29015.06

Second Showdown: Board: A 2 7 3 9

JayP-AA (SB) shows 9 T J A (two pair, Aces and Nines)
(Equity - pre: 61%, flop: 75%, turn: 23%, river: 0%)

Odd_Oddsen (BU) shows 4 5 7 J (a straight, Ace to Five)
(Equity - pre: 39%, flop: 25%, turn: 78%, river: 100%)

Odd_Oddsen (BU) wins $29015.06

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $100/$200 - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

JayP-AA (BU): $10081.66 (50 bb)
Ilari FIN (SB): $33169.66 (166 bb)
Odd_Oddsen (BB): $102404.67 (512 bb)

Pre Flop: ($300)
JayP-AA (BU) raises to $700, 1 fold, Odd_Oddsen (BB) 3-bets to $2200, JayP-AA (BU) calls $1500

Flop: ($4500) 4 T 6 (2 players)
Odd_Oddsen (BB) bets $4495, JayP-AA (BU) raises to $7881.66 (all-in), Odd_Oddsen (BB) calls $3386.66

Turn: ($20263.32) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($20263.32) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20263.32 (Rake: $5)

Showdown:
Odd_Oddsen (BB) shows 6 7 9 T (a straight, Six to Ten)
(Equity - pre: 51%, flop: 52%, turn: 85%, river: 100%)

JayP-AA (BU) shows 3 4 J K (a pair of Fours)
(Equity - pre: 49%, flop: 48%, turn: 15%, river: 0%)

Odd_Oddsen (BB) wins $20258.32

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $100/$200 - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BU): $33069.66 (165 bb)
Odd_Oddsen (SB): $112581.33 (563 bb)
JayP-AA (BB): $8000 (40 bb)

Pre Flop: ($300)
Ilari FIN (BU) raises to $700, Odd_Oddsen (SB) calls $600, JayP-AA (BB) calls $500

Flop: ($2100) 2 4 8 (3 players)
Odd_Oddsen (SB) checks, JayP-AA (BB) bets $2095, Ilari FIN (BU) calls $2095, 1 fold

Turn: ($6290) 6 (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) bets $5205 (all-in), Ilari FIN (BU) calls $5205

River: ($16700) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $16700 (Rake: $5)

Showdown:
JayP-AA (BB) shows 2 3 4 6 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
(Equity - pre: 37%, flop: 48%, turn: 65%, river: 100%)

Ilari FIN (BU) shows 8 J Q Q (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - pre: 63%, flop: 52%, turn: 35%, river: 0%)

JayP-AA (BB) wins $16695

'he is 100 gay profile' lol ilari is magic

I laughed so hard. If someone else says something like that, it sounds just stupid, but when its Ilari, it is so funny.

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $100/$200 - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

JayP-AA (BU): $9967.50 (50 bb)
Ilari FIN (SB): $11680.50 (58 bb)
Odd_Oddsen (BB): $10793 (54 bb)

Pre Flop: ($300)
JayP-AA (BU) raises to $700, Ilari FIN (SB) calls $600, Odd_Oddsen (BB) calls $500

Flop: ($2100) 6 4 9 (3 players)
Ilari FIN (SB) checks, Odd_Oddsen (BB) checks, JayP-AA (BU) bets $2095, Ilari FIN (SB) calls $2095, 1 fold

Turn: ($6290) 7 (2 players)
Ilari FIN (SB) bets $6285, JayP-AA (BU) raises to $7172.50 (all-in), Ilari FIN (SB) calls $887.50

River: ($20635) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20635 (Rake: $5)

Showdown:
Ilari FIN (SB) shows 4 5 6 7 (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
(Equity - pre: 46%, flop: 49%, turn: 65%, river: 0%)

JayP-AA (BU) shows 2 9 A A (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
(Equity - pre: 54%, flop: 51%, turn: 35%, river: 100%)

JayP-AA (BU) wins $20630

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $100/$200 - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BU): $20000 (100 bb)
Odd_Oddsen (SB): $12288 (61 bb)
JayP-AA (BB): $18730 (94 bb)

Pre Flop: ($300)
Ilari FIN (BU) raises to $700, 1 fold, JayP-AA (BB) calls $500

Flop: ($1500) T T A (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) checks, Ilari FIN (BU) bets $1495, JayP-AA (BB) calls $1495

Turn: ($4490) 3 (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) checks, Ilari FIN (BU) bets $4485, JayP-AA (BB) calls $4485

River: ($13460) Q (2 players)
JayP-AA (BB) checks, Ilari FIN (BU) bets $13320 (all-in), JayP-AA (BB) calls $12050 (all-in)

Total pot: $37560 (Rake: $5)

Showdown:
Ilari FIN (BU) shows T J K A (a full house, Tens full of Aces)
(Equity - pre: 67%, flop: 100%, turn: 100%, river: 100%)

JayP-AA (BB) shows 6 T J K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - pre: 33%, flop: 0%, turn: 0%, river: 0%)

Ilari FIN (BU) wins $37555

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $100/$200 ($40 ante) - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

JayP-AA (BU): $26859.72 (134 bb)
Ilari FIN (BB): $43653.10 (218 bb)

Pre Flop: ($380)
JayP-AA (BU) raises to $680, Ilari FIN (BB) 3-bets to $2120, JayP-AA (BU) calls $1440

Flop: ($4320) 4 2 2 (2 players)
Ilari FIN (BB) checks, JayP-AA (BU) checks

Turn: ($4320) K (2 players)
Ilari FIN (BB) checks, JayP-AA (BU) checks

River: ($4320) 8 (2 players)
Ilari FIN (BB) bets $1000, JayP-AA (BU) calls $1000

Total pot: $6320 (Rake: $2)

Showdown:
Ilari FIN (BB) shows T Q Q A (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
JayP-AA (BU) mucks
Ilari FIN (BB) wins $6318

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

muumipoiss (BU): $11739.94 (235 bb)
OtB_RedBaron (BB): $5292.31 (106 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
muumipoiss (BU) raises to $126, OtB_RedBaron (BB) calls $76

Flop: ($252) J 8 Q (2 players)
OtB_RedBaron (BB) checks, muumipoiss (BU) bets $188.62, OtB_RedBaron (BB) calls $188.62

Turn: ($629.24) J (2 players)
OtB_RedBaron (BB) bets $282.93, muumipoiss (BU) calls $282.93

River: ($1195.10) 4 (2 players)
OtB_RedBaron (BB) bets $967.62, muumipoiss (BU) raises to $3315, OtB_RedBaron (BB) calls $2347.38

Total pot: $7825.10 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
muumipoiss (BU) shows 5 K (a flush, King high)
OtB_RedBaron (BB) mucks
muumipoiss (BU) wins $7824.60

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

OtB_RedBaron (BU): $5000 (100 bb)
muumipoiss (BB): $16267.69 (325 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
OtB_RedBaron (BU) raises to $131, muumipoiss (BB) 3-bets to $450, OtB_RedBaron (BU) calls $319

Flop: ($900) 9 3 3 (2 players)
muumipoiss (BB) bets $475, OtB_RedBaron (BU) raises to $1050, muumipoiss (BB) calls $575

Turn: ($3000) J (2 players)
muumipoiss (BB) checks, OtB_RedBaron (BU) bets $900, muumipoiss (BB) calls $900

River: ($4800) 6 (2 players)
muumipoiss (BB) checks, OtB_RedBaron (BU) bets $2600 (all-in), muumipoiss (BB) calls $2600

Total pot: $10000 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
OtB_RedBaron (BU) shows 6 J (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
(Equity - pre: 32%, flop: <1%, turn: 5%, river: 0%)

muumipoiss (BB) shows 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Threes)
(Equity - pre: 68%, flop: >99%, turn: 95%, river: 100%)

muumipoiss (BB) wins $9999.50

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

OtB_RedBaron (BU): $5000 (100 bb)
muumipoiss (BB): $21976.10 (440 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
OtB_RedBaron (BU) raises to $131, muumipoiss (BB) 3-bets to $450, OtB_RedBaron (BU) 4-bets to $1150, muumipoiss (BB) calls $700

Flop: ($2300) 5 A 9 (2 players)
muumipoiss (BB) checks, OtB_RedBaron (BU) bets $550, muumipoiss (BB) calls $550

Turn: ($3400) 7 (2 players)
muumipoiss (BB) checks, OtB_RedBaron (BU) bets $3300 (all-in), muumipoiss (BB) calls $3300

First River: ($10000) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Second River: ($10000) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $10000 (Rake: $0.50)

First Showdown: Board: 5 A 9 7 6

muumipoiss (BB) shows T A (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - pre: 31%, flop: 17%, turn: 27%, river: 0%)

OtB_RedBaron (BU) shows K A (a pair of Aces - King kicker)
(Equity - pre: 69%, flop: 83%, turn: 73%, river: 100%)

OtB_RedBaron (BU) wins $4999.75

Second Showdown: Board: 5 A 9 7 Q

muumipoiss (BB) shows T A (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - pre: 31%, flop: 17%, turn: 27%, river: 0%)

OtB_RedBaron (BU) shows K A (a pair of Aces - King kicker)
(Equity - pre: 69%, flop: 83%, turn: 73%, river: 100%)

OtB_RedBaron (BU) wins $4999.75