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09-25-2012 , 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerclann1

And lol at the guy who said anyone can donk a tourney and used duhamel and eastgate as examples seriously wtf planet are you on.
can anyone post a link about Eastgate or Duhamel history in poker? i see its mentioned that Eastgate played 25/50...thats pretty solid and I did not know that!

sorry to derail epic thread...I just WONT(<---see what i did there) history on those two ME champs who I had no idea were very good players prior!
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09-25-2012 , 10:31 PM
I wont my ftp $.
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09-25-2012 , 10:49 PM
Somebody follow the Champ and see what he does next.

How awesome would it be if after winning the title, he returned to his beloved $1.50 sit n gos, again..
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09-25-2012 , 11:01 PM
lol @ calling Duhamel a donk... yeah it's not like he's one of the top players destroying the tournament circuit or anything.
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09-25-2012 , 11:04 PM
I WONT a montage looped of...

Maratik: "I WONT MILLION"
Lederer: "I don't know"
Maratik: "Give me translator"
Maratik: "I WONT MILLION"
Lederer: "I don't know"
Maratik: "Give me translator"
Maratik: "I WONT MILLION"
Lederer: "I don't know"
Maratik: "Give me translator"
Maratik: "I WONT MILLION"
Lederer: "I don't know"
Maratik: "Give me translator"
Maratik: "I WONT MILLION"
Lederer: "I don't know"
Maratik: "Give me translator"


instant classic!
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09-25-2012 , 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu Ungar
Somebody follow the Champ and see what he does next.

How awesome would it be if after winning the title, he returned to his beloved $1.50 sit n gos, again..
That would be awesome. Although I'd be ok with it if he threw in a Sunday Million each week.
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09-25-2012 , 11:13 PM
People crying about WSOP ME winners.....get over it. For real it is so old. Yes occasionally when fish outnumber pros by like 10-1 one may just win. Money beat the most people there to win the thing w/supersatts, and ran one of the best, well timed bluffs against a consummate pro, and went on to win, he deserved it. So did Raymer who definitely won a load of flips, but played with killer aggression almost always w/decent cards and he crushed the pros he ran into. Gold talked everyone, including many pros into ruining themselves. So stop the crying and dont play the damm event if the idea of the 'dead money' winning bothers you. Fn 1st prize would still be 1mill if only pro's played.
Congrats to this guy! Why do you pros bash everyone?
-He was up some 3K buyins at his level, and I dont see many "shots" on that list... pretty good BR mgt imo.
-He had to win at least 3 Satts for that seat and you can bet your ass that last one had some good players in it...
-He gets through over 1K sick players without any crazy chiplead to do it and makes FT
-He dishes out a chunk of change = 4X his lifetime earnings to make deal = class act
Here is my question.....how does one "luckbox" a 5-1 chip disadvantage against a pro?
Congrats again bud! No possible conglomeration of FT pro's could ever add as much $$$ to future coops and sunday's as this guy just did.....and he gets the fkn moneymaker thanks.

Last edited by bptuneman; 09-25-2012 at 11:17 PM. Reason: No paragraphs at 2+2 is like an amateur winning a ME
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09-25-2012 , 11:20 PM
13/155 in that freeroll for the $5200 ME seat, someone said that was a 100FPP satty?

Edit: Nvm read above post
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09-25-2012 , 11:30 PM
he also sold some % of his action, about 20-35% (lazy to check again)
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09-26-2012 , 12:06 AM
Some Chat Deal Facts

MunchenHB:
"I have large edge and position"
[X] Douche'st comments ever

FOO-92:
"Munchen, you came from 18m to 9m with ur edge and position"
[X] BEST REPLY EVER

"Chip-chop was 50K over 1 m.. Im asking for 58K less, lets play if you guys dont want to do it"
[X] Assumes his fellow players are complete Fn idiots .... even I know a c/chop is highly unlikely

Mike "munchenHB" Telker making an extra $487K despite his sick "edge and position" because an amateur decides to complete a deal that was not getting done otherwise.
[X] Luckbox of the century

Calling down a semi-nit amateur's obvious set or overs (actually quads) for 3 streets w/2nd pair.....
[ ] Bitching hero call

*If Mike is a pro...I hope he sent the amateur maratik his $22K back as a thank you for the almost 1/2 mill that 'amateur' made him!

Last edited by bptuneman; 09-26-2012 at 12:09 AM. Reason: Why not?
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09-26-2012 , 12:13 AM
bptuneman, your comment sucks
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09-26-2012 , 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by bptuneman
Some Chat Deal Facts

MunchenHB:
"I have large edge and position"
[X] Douche'st comments ever

FOO-92:
"Munchen, you came from 18m to 9m with ur edge and position"
[X] BEST REPLY EVER

"Chip-chop was 50K over 1 m.. Im asking for 58K less, lets play if you guys dont want to do it"
[X] Assumes his fellow players are complete Fn idiots .... even I know a c/chop is highly unlikely

Mike "munchenHB" Telker making an extra $487K despite his sick "edge and position" because an amateur decides to complete a deal that was not getting done otherwise.
[X] Luckbox of the century

Calling down a semi-nit amateur's obvious set or overs (actually quads) for 3 streets w/2nd pair.....
[ ] Bitching hero call

*If Mike is a pro...I hope he sent the amateur maratik his $22K back as a thank you for the almost 1/2 mill that 'amateur' made him!

His pocketfives had him at just under $4 million in winnings _before_ this tournament, so I'd say he's decent
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09-26-2012 , 12:23 AM
and sorry, so my english does
so I need a RUSSIAN INTERPRETOR !
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09-26-2012 , 12:49 AM


Spoiler:

Last edited by daChimp; 09-26-2012 at 12:50 AM. Reason: Rawrrrrrr
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09-26-2012 , 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Iamcloud
Confirmed Maratik celebrating after wonting million

haha
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09-26-2012 , 02:29 AM
bptuneman with some wonderful sample of one arguments.
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09-26-2012 , 03:34 AM
lol, maratik was back at the tables today....played a $7 HU turbo. Pretty sick, that's like 5 times his usual BI
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09-26-2012 , 04:00 AM
Such an amazing story!!! Congratulations Maratik. This awesome story definitely does have to be spread across the world, such a great day for online poker.


Last edited by murkmanz; 09-26-2012 at 04:07 AM.
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09-26-2012 , 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by action10
lol, maratik was back at the tables today....played a $7 HU turbo. Pretty sick, that's like 5 times his usual BI
And lost.

Confirmed fish on heater.
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09-26-2012 , 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by GizYaChips
And lost.

Confirmed fish on heater.
Hahha so sweet he's still exercising nitty BR management
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09-26-2012 , 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by bptuneman
Here is my question.....how does one "luckbox" a 5-1 chip disadvantage against a pro?
Congrats again bud! No possible conglomeration of FT pro's could ever add as much $$$ to future coops and sunday's as this guy just did.....and he gets the fkn moneymaker thanks.



i watched the final table on pokerstars.tv, you can see just how he did it right there
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09-26-2012 , 04:42 AM
I like to play with atleast 150,000 buyins to make sure I never go broke.
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09-26-2012 , 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by h1nt
he also sold some % of his action, about 20-35% (lazy to check again)
He sold 35% of his action))
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09-26-2012 , 05:08 AM
Today he did one HU of $7 and lost. 'Mehhh F it. I run so bad'
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09-26-2012 , 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ignat
He sold 35% of his action))
is this true?
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