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Old 01-28-2008, 01:56 PM   #51
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Re: I got Brandi Hawbaker's Sheriff's card that Sklansky bought

Went to eBay (after they took the listing down, apparently) and searched "Hawbaker" -- among other items that came up were several 20-year-old bottles of beaver lure ...
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:59 PM   #52
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Re: I got Brandi Hawbaker's Sheriff's card that Sklansky bought

Micon,

Why not just solicit offers on NWP? Maybe not as much attention as on ebay, but by now almost anyone who is interested in this enough to buy it already knows.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:02 PM   #53
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A driver's licence or a police card is the property of the state, not the individual. It is a government document.

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Actually, states have no property rights over licenses. States only have regulatory interests over licenses.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:03 PM   #54
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Micon...In all your posts and especially that embarrassing video, you come across as a self-unaware, mother****ing cartoon. You are the absolute super-nerd trapped in High School without a single clue as to how you come across to others.

That video alone excludes you and Brandon from holding public office, any serious corporate job, entrance to any self-respecting law school. It gets you a life time of ridicule, and the hatred of all the women. Everytime you get ripped off, it is big-time dumb on your part. Stealing documents or violating the privacy act against accused but unconvicted people is chicken-****, unAmerican, and against the laws. Nobody can sue you because you can't get blood out of a turnip. No insult to turnips intended.

A driver's licence or a police card is the property of the state, not the individual. It is a government document.

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Johnny, I would be very interested in hearing how Micon has violated the "privacy act against accused but unconvicted people". In fact, I would be interested in a citation to such an act. I am (vaguely) aware of the privacy act of 1974, but as far as I can tell such legislation has nothing to do with accused but unconvicted people (in fact, court records, which could clearly apply to accused but uncovicted people, are not covered by the privacy act of 1974) and in any case, surely you aren't claiming that Micon has violated the privacy act of 1974 which would clearly be inapplicable to his actions here.

Also, I may not be aware of all the facts, but I am hard pressed to see, based on what I've heard so far, how Micon would be considered guilty of theft. Please explain.

You may very well be right that a sherrifs card is the property of the state, but I am unaware of the statutory baisis for such a claim. Again, could you point me to the factual basis for that assertion? The fact that it may be a "government document" surely does not in itself cause it to be the property of the government. For instance if I just happened to have a copy of the Edwin Meese report on pornography, I'm pretty sure that copy would belong to me and not the government and I could make paper airplanes out of its pages if I so choose, with no repercussions coming from the govermnent as "owner". Again, I have no basis to dispute your authoritative statement that a sherrif's card belongs to the government, but I would be interested in the source of that claim.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:10 PM   #55
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Re: I got Brandi Hawbaker's Sheriff's card that Sklansky bought

this is good. god 2+2ers are ******ed. i would get a 10 bay ban if i commented on some of these closet cases posts.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:12 PM   #56
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I don't know, what is worse, being you or being Brandi?
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #57
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I haven't really defended BrandiRose in my threads. I have defended privacy, sanity, a better image for poker, and a time in America that men wore good, felt or wool hats with full brims, rakishly styled to express their individuality. That time is gone.

All my writing, fiction or nonfiction is one long cautionary tale, warning young gamblers of all the pitfalls to watch out for. Women are but one.

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Old 01-28-2008, 02:19 PM   #58
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this is good. god 2+2ers are ******ed. i would get a 10 bay ban if i commented on some of these closet cases posts.
In that case please comment!
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:20 PM   #59
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Re: I got Brandi Hawbaker's Sheriff's card that Sklansky bought

"It gets you a life time of ridicule, and the hatred of all the women."

Johnny Hughes, love your stories and don't want to take up your time, but explain the hatred of all women part. I can't imagine any woman hating micon cuz of his video.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:24 PM   #60
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"It gets you a life time of ridicule, and the hatred of all the women."

Johnny Hughes, love your stories and don't want to take up your time, but explain the hatred of all women part. I can't imagine any woman hating micon cuz of his video.
...because they all hate him already?
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:36 PM   #61
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idk why all the hate for micon...i think this is all pretty hilarious...i wont buy it because i could care less about brandi but i'm sure somebody will
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:36 PM   #62
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While I agree Micon is pretty much a turd.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:36 PM   #63
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Your constant defense of her is nauseating and quite baffling, in every Brandi thread you criticize everyone one but the low down dirty slime ball in a sea of pus whore that Brandi is.
Obviously, Johnny wants to hit it, just like the rest of us, but I've never seen him so much *defend* her as express admiration for her skills as a skilled, up-and-coming Vegas scam artist.

Surely nobody can disagree with that point? As soon as she learns how to keep her scams quiet and avoid having them splashed all over 2+2, she'll be ready to move up into the big leagues.

Also: speaking of hats, why is it that the black man still looks good in a proper hat, but a white man looks like a tool? Something to do with racism, I suppose?
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:33 PM   #64
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Bryan Micon is the Howard Stern of poker
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:36 PM   #65
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Bryan Micon is the Montell Williams of poker. FYP
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:40 PM   #66
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Bryan Micon is the Montell Williams of poker. FYP
Except Montel can play poker...
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:49 PM   #67
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HYAYAYAYAYA
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:12 PM   #68
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Laying 8 to 5 Hawbaker would kick this guys butt in a fistfight.
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:15 PM   #69
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micon, u r a weird dude. entertaining tho.
I know Micon from way back. Before all the internet stuff. He's is insanely funny. He should have been a stand up comic or something.
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:19 PM   #70
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This is funnier than 90% of the **** that gets posted here. Props to Micon.
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:21 PM   #71
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Laying 8 to 5 Hawbaker would kick this guys butt in a fistfight.
and then take his wallet
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:49 PM   #72
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Can someone link to the Ebay ad if its still up? What was the highest bid before it got taken down (assuming its not back up yet).
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:15 PM   #73
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Micon is def lol

f the haters
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:40 PM   #74
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What happened to the auction?
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:46 PM   #75
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I think that whoever buys it should rent it out for use a card protector during the WSOP. Maybe we can get someone on TV kissing it during every hand like Jerry Yang.
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