I am José "Girah" Macedo, the so-called "Portuguese Poker Prodigy"
03-03-2011
, 09:57 AM
03-03-2011
, 10:03 AM
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Ah, praise indeed. I should like to apologise gratuitously for my prior belligerence; oftentimes the fire in my belly overwhelms my soul. José, of course, suffers not from this vengeful disposition and I do believe this is one of the key ingredients in his success thus far. I fear that were I to attempt to emulate his endeavours, a single negative beat would initiate a torrent of rage cascading across my body, resulting in the spewition of my entire bankroll, what-what!
No, alas, my future lies in much less risky pursuits. I have for some time now developed a penchant for raising geese in the meadows. My gaggle is positively thriving and I hope to expand their numbers over the years. Sadly at present they are getting over the loss of their grandpa, Giggles McGoosington, who passed away last week after being savagely beaten by me (I had that afternoon received the worst grade in my 9th grade English test, so my temper was running high). Oh, how I do miss him so
Enough from me. I hope José returns soon to furnish the folk here with further information on his Herculean journey, a story which truly promises to be one for the ages.
Warmest regards,
-NMHU
No, alas, my future lies in much less risky pursuits. I have for some time now developed a penchant for raising geese in the meadows. My gaggle is positively thriving and I hope to expand their numbers over the years. Sadly at present they are getting over the loss of their grandpa, Giggles McGoosington, who passed away last week after being savagely beaten by me (I had that afternoon received the worst grade in my 9th grade English test, so my temper was running high). Oh, how I do miss him so
Enough from me. I hope José returns soon to furnish the folk here with further information on his Herculean journey, a story which truly promises to be one for the ages.
Warmest regards,
-NMHU
ninjaedit by stakemonster who kinda confirmed it was haseeb. wp
03-03-2011
, 10:05 AM
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Ah, praise indeed. I should like to apologise gratuitously for my prior belligerence; oftentimes the fire in my belly overwhelms my soul. José, of course, suffers not from this vengeful disposition and I do believe this is one of the key ingredients in his success thus far. I fear that were I to attempt to emulate his endeavours, a single negative beat would initiate a torrent of rage cascading across my body, resulting in the spewition of my entire bankroll, what-what!
No, alas, my future lies in much less risky pursuits. I have for some time now developed a penchant for raising geese in the meadows. My gaggle is positively thriving and I hope to expand their numbers over the years. Sadly at present they are getting over the loss of their grandpa, Giggles McGoosington, who passed away last week after being savagely beaten by me (I had that afternoon received the worst grade in my 9th grade English test, so my temper was running high). Oh, how I do miss him so
Enough from me. I hope José returns soon to furnish the folk here with further information on his Herculean journey, a story which truly promises to be one for the ages.
Warmest regards,
-NMHU
No, alas, my future lies in much less risky pursuits. I have for some time now developed a penchant for raising geese in the meadows. My gaggle is positively thriving and I hope to expand their numbers over the years. Sadly at present they are getting over the loss of their grandpa, Giggles McGoosington, who passed away last week after being savagely beaten by me (I had that afternoon received the worst grade in my 9th grade English test, so my temper was running high). Oh, how I do miss him so
Enough from me. I hope José returns soon to furnish the folk here with further information on his Herculean journey, a story which truly promises to be one for the ages.
Warmest regards,
-NMHU
03-03-2011
, 10:10 AM
03-03-2011
, 10:12 AM
03-03-2011
, 10:21 AM
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Ah, praise indeed. I should like to apologise gratuitously for my prior belligerence; oftentimes the fire in my belly overwhelms my soul. José, of course, suffers not from this vengeful disposition and I do believe this is one of the key ingredients in his success thus far. I fear that were I to attempt to emulate his endeavours, a single negative beat would initiate a torrent of rage cascading across my body, resulting in the spewition of my entire bankroll, what-what!
No, alas, my future lies in much less risky pursuits. I have for some time now developed a penchant for raising geese in the meadows. My gaggle is positively thriving and I hope to expand their numbers over the years. Sadly at present they are getting over the loss of their grandpa, Giggles McGoosington, who passed away last week after being savagely beaten by me (I had that afternoon received the worst grade in my 9th grade English test, so my temper was running high). Oh, how I do miss him so
Enough from me. I hope José returns soon to furnish the folk here with further information on his Herculean journey, a story which truly promises to be one for the ages.
Warmest regards,
-NMHU
No, alas, my future lies in much less risky pursuits. I have for some time now developed a penchant for raising geese in the meadows. My gaggle is positively thriving and I hope to expand their numbers over the years. Sadly at present they are getting over the loss of their grandpa, Giggles McGoosington, who passed away last week after being savagely beaten by me (I had that afternoon received the worst grade in my 9th grade English test, so my temper was running high). Oh, how I do miss him so
Enough from me. I hope José returns soon to furnish the folk here with further information on his Herculean journey, a story which truly promises to be one for the ages.
Warmest regards,
-NMHU
03-03-2011
, 10:23 AM
03-03-2011
, 10:23 AM
03-03-2011
, 10:35 AM
03-03-2011
, 10:48 AM
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FYI when I was 16 I did all it and some other sports and still had plenty of time(6h+?) do put in daily playing RTS games...its not soo hard as u think, since he has no other obligations.
i also heard about some portuguese who play high on euro sites that his story is legit, even someone commented about phounder trusting for the kid here, so I had no reasons to doesnt believe his story.
Btw, I am really amazed by the quality of the portuguese players, specially in a such small country with not that much appeal for poker(sueca ftw).
I can remember of at least 7 portuguese guys who play really right, plus another guys who crush sngs(like acoimbra) in a country with 10m people. Wow
i also heard about some portuguese who play high on euro sites that his story is legit, even someone commented about phounder trusting for the kid here, so I had no reasons to doesnt believe his story.
Btw, I am really amazed by the quality of the portuguese players, specially in a such small country with not that much appeal for poker(sueca ftw).
I can remember of at least 7 portuguese guys who play really right, plus another guys who crush sngs(like acoimbra) in a country with 10m people. Wow
03-03-2011
, 11:06 AM
Sigh @ NVG. Here you have somebody who so many people have been wondering about for so long, and who might, were the thread to move in the proper direction, come back to answer some of the questions being put to him, and maybe we could find out a little more about him, and maybe he'd become a really valuable asset to 2+2 and to a lot of players hoping to improve their games. Or..... maybe we could carry on debating the quality and the authenticity of the English and quoting that MarcoAntonio post 15 times and pretty much guarantee that OP never returns to the thread again.
03-03-2011
, 11:06 AM
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And also... now that i've read the MarcoAntonio Thread there is no way a kid with less than 18, wich is what he states and he says he's José's younger brother could ever write such a thing. It is possible they have a native english speaker translating their words but I there is absolutely no way a kid with 17,16 or less could ever know words like "belligerence"; "gratuitously"; "gaggle"; "endeavours"...
I finished highschool in Portugal with 20 out of 20 in highschool average in English. I was the best student in the entire school and i didn't even know some of thoses words.
THIS IS FAKE AS HELL.
I finished highschool in Portugal with 20 out of 20 in highschool average in English. I was the best student in the entire school and i didn't even know some of thoses words.
THIS IS FAKE AS HELL.
03-03-2011
, 11:14 AM
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, 11:15 AM
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, 11:17 AM
03-03-2011
, 11:18 AM
I'm still on the fence though, given some of the posts in the original thread and this one.
03-03-2011
, 11:18 AM
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, 11:28 AM
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, 11:29 AM
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, 11:30 AM
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, 11:34 AM
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, 11:35 AM