Originally Posted by isnortbooze
Since this thread is sure to become an NVG classic, I asked Chat GPT to create a song about Cheese Store, with a similar vibe to Snootie Wild's "Yayo". Here is what it came up with.
(Verse 1)
Yeah, yeah, stepping in the cheese store, feeling fly
I'm on a mission, gotta satisfy my cheese supply
From Gouda to Cheddar, Swiss to Brie
I'm the cheesiest player that you'll ever see
(Pre-Chorus)
I walk through the doors, the aroma hits my nose
The cheese selection got me feeling so close
To a taste sensation, a dairy celebration
In the cheese store, I find my inspiration
(Chorus)
All I know is cheese store, yeah, that's my flow
From the deli to the dairy, watch me go
Gimme Gorgonzola, Camembert, and more
All I know is cheese store, that's for sure
(Verse 2)
I'm in the aisles, my eyes wide open
Every cheese calling, I can't stop, I'm hopin'
To discover new flavors, explore the unknown
In the cheese store, my love for cheese is shown
(Pre-Chorus)
I sample and I savor, I feel the cheese power
From tangy to creamy, it's my finest hour
In the cheese store, I'm the king of the dairy
All I know is cheese store, I'm never wary
(Chorus)
All I know is cheese store, yeah, that's my flow
From the deli to the dairy, watch me go
Gimme Gorgonzola, Camembert, and more
All I know is cheese store, that's for sure
(Bridge)
Cheese store vibes got me feeling so alive
I'm surrounded by flavors, it's a cheese hive
I'm the cheesemonger, the maestro of the curd
In the cheese store, my passion is stirred
(Verse 3)
I stack 'em high, I slice 'em thin
From Havarti to Roquefort, let the tasting begin
I'm a cheese aficionado, I know my stuff
In the cheese store, I can't get enough
(Pre-Chorus)
Every visit, a new adventure awaits
In the cheese store, I'm the one who dictates
The flavors that I crave, the textures that I seek
All I know is cheese store, it's cheese I speak
(Chorus)
All I know is cheese store, yeah, that's my flow
From the deli to the dairy, watch me go
Gimme Gorgonzola, Camembert, and more
All I know is cheese store, that's for sure
(Outro)
So if you're a cheese lover, come along with me
In the cheese store, where the cheese sets us free
All I know is cheese store, it's my delight
Cheese store vibes, day and night