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Old 02-04-2011, 10:29 AM   #51
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Re: hosnimubarak on ftp

this dude's not happy about the hosnimubarak problem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9C0pYLASAM
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Old 02-04-2011, 12:26 PM   #52
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HU sngs are just push fold anyway so he's obv just running hot. Like if you flip a coin a million times, half the time you won't break even because of variance and obviously his side of variance is much more from the center point of the mean and well its obv if you just look at his graph that this is many standard devations from an error of variance that is an element of luck.
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Old 02-04-2011, 12:40 PM   #53
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Old 02-04-2011, 12:48 PM   #54
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These one's are kinda funny......the snap at the end and what Hos types must be tilting heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVp9...eature=related
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Old 02-04-2011, 12:51 PM   #55
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:09 PM   #56
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LOL.
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Old 02-04-2011, 03:39 PM   #57
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Old 02-04-2011, 04:18 PM   #58
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HU sngs are just push fold anyway so he's obv just running hot. Like if you flip a coin a million times, half the time you won't break even because of variance and obviously his side of variance is much more from the center point of the mean and well its obv if you just look at his graph that this is many standard devations from an error of variance that is an element of luck.
Nice.
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Old 02-04-2011, 04:32 PM   #59
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[x] games are still beatable
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Old 02-04-2011, 11:49 PM   #60
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That photoshop is just perfect
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Old 02-05-2011, 12:40 AM   #61
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Re: hosnimubarak on ftp

heard the funniest hosni mubarak joke ever

Obama: hosni, I think it is time you started writing a good bye letter to the egyptian people.

Mubarak: why? are they going anywhere?

LOOOOOL
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Old 02-05-2011, 10:52 AM   #62
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this is from the egyptian ftp site

LOLLLLLL
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Old 02-05-2011, 10:56 AM   #63
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These one's are kinda funny......the snap at the end and what Hos types must be tilting heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVp9...eature=related
lol. "statistically impossible"
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:43 PM   #64
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bump for historical purposes.
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:45 PM   #65
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lol nh.
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:48 PM   #66
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Re: hosnimubarak on ftp

from the HUSNG reg thread

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=72618

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i want to point out that i picked the (HosniMubarak) screen name 5 years ago and when i did it was just for fun... im not the real Hosni Mubarak , why are you guys doin this to me.
i know that theres riots in egypt everyday now for the last 2 weeks to kick Hosni out of power, but for ****s sake give me a break i cant take this **** anymore.. are you guys racist or what
this account cant ****ing win a coin flip anymore and it sucks at high stakes. every single time i take a shot high stakes i get ****ed by some ******ed idiot who sucks out on me
maybe some egyptian citizen noticed me playing under that name and hacked my account or something.. i cant keep losing money that way ill go broke in no time..
like wtf do i have to do just tell me . do i have to fly down to vegas once a week and wash Howard Lederer's truck in order to win again on ur site ?? cause ill do it . this is riddiculous.

maybe its time for a calibration of ur software something is wrong with those cards. please i need help like do you really want me to grind 200s and 300s level all my ****ing life ??
i have to put food on the table and i have **** to pay i cant run this bad at high stakes forever cause i swear im gonna cash out what i have left , and self exclude myself for the next 65 years and if im still alive after that by some miracle ,
ill come back and grind play money and you wont get a dime from me...

like how stupid will i look in front of everyone if i tell them i quit poker.. i can always go back to sell used cars or enroll myself in the Army but do you know how boring this is waking up at 7AM everyday.
i got a friend who told me i could even cultivate turtles and sell them in black market... cause i own a turtle but what i really want to do is be a high stakes poker player so stop ****ing with my dream.
i beg u remove the doomswitch from my account ASAP i need to win again. my life is over otherwise .

P.S. just to tell u how bad i run... everytime i buy action from that idiot plz_stop_lookin at anything he ****ing plays we lose tons of money... like wtf ...im going to bed this is too much..
i hope i wake up a high stake player tommorow morning.

thanks
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Old 02-11-2011, 01:28 PM   #67
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Re: hosnimubarak on ftp

P.S. just to tell u how bad i run... everytime i buy action from that idiot plz_stop_lookin at anything he ****ing plays we lose tons of money... like wtf ...im going to bed this is too much..
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Old 02-11-2011, 01:31 PM   #68
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hosni resigning his post to cultivate turtles in exile
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Old 02-11-2011, 03:26 PM   #69
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I admire his work ethic if he's able to keep the grind on his mind even though some serious **** is going down in his backyard.
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Old 02-11-2011, 06:46 PM   #70
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i got a friend who told me i could even cultivate turtles and sell them in black market... cause i own a turtle

The important bit.
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:06 PM   #71
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These one's are kinda funny......the snap at the end and what Hos types must be tilting heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVp9...eature=related
hahahahahahah i always wondered where his custom avatar came from. hosni is a super nice guy and obv a sicko player. one time he sat a 160 4man and i asked him to lose and he said okay and started open shoving. balllin.
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:20 PM   #72
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hahahahahahah i always wondered where his custom avatar came from. hosni is a super nice guy and obv a sicko player. one time he sat a 160 4man and i asked him to lose and he said okay and started open shoving. balllin.
u should see him play cash games when he's trying to let off steam
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:24 PM   #73
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cultivating turtles sounds like a solid career
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:34 PM   #74
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by the graph at the start of the thread, he's up 450K via a miricle run.

Is he btching cause the variance monster has caught up with him? If so, harden the *** up it happens to all of us.

ROFL at winning so much then crying about putting food on the table.
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:49 PM   #75
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^
When you include MTTs and rakeback/bonuses he's actually up $700k.

u jelly?
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