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02-04-2011 , 10:29 AM

#51

KeysOfMin

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 552

this dude's not happy about the hosnimubarak problem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9C0pYLASAM

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02-04-2011 , 12:26 PM

#52

NoMeansYes_

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,509

HU sngs are just push fold anyway so he's obv just running hot. Like if you flip a coin a million times, half the time you won't break even because of variance and obviously his side of variance is much more from the center point of the mean and well its obv if you just look at his graph that this is many standard devations from an error of variance that is an element of luck.

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02-04-2011 , 12:40 PM

#53

Thijs908

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02-04-2011 , 12:48 PM

#54

ShipItMehr

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,669

These one's are kinda funny......the snap at the end and what Hos types must be tilting heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVp9...eature=related

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02-04-2011 , 12:51 PM

#55

barradri

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Originally Posted by Thijs908

So much win

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02-04-2011 , 01:09 PM

#56

mjw006

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LOL.

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02-04-2011 , 03:39 PM

#57

JackTenOffSuit

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 200

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Originally Posted by Thijs908

f-ing brilliant

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02-04-2011 , 04:18 PM

#58

ChicagoRy

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Originally Posted by NoMeansYes_

Nice.

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02-04-2011 , 04:32 PM

#59

NiomNiomPokerChips

old hand

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[x] games are still beatable

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02-04-2011 , 11:49 PM

#60

Newff

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That photoshop is just perfect

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02-05-2011 , 12:40 AM

#61

SukandBlow

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 164

heard the funniest hosni mubarak joke ever

Obama: hosni, I think it is time you started writing a good bye letter to the egyptian people.

Mubarak: why? are they going anywhere?

LOOOOOL

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02-05-2011 , 10:52 AM

#62

Zard

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 47

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Originally Posted by TheJubilantMale

this is from the egyptian ftp site

LOLLLLLL

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02-05-2011 , 10:56 AM

#63

jedi

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Originally Posted by ShipItMehr

These one's are kinda funny......the snap at the end and what Hos types must be tilting heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVp9...eature=related

lol. "statistically impossible"

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02-11-2011 , 12:43 PM

#64

NomoneyHU.

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bump for historical purposes.

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02-11-2011 , 12:45 PM

#65

Hoopie1

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Originally Posted by NomoneyHU.

bump for historical purposes.

lol nh.

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02-11-2011 , 12:48 PM

#66

inthepub5.0

banned

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 50

from the HUSNG reg thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=72618

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Hi

i want to point out that i picked the (HosniMubarak) screen name 5 years ago and when i did it was just for fun... im not the real Hosni Mubarak , why are you guys doin this to me.
i know that theres riots in egypt everyday now for the last 2 weeks to kick Hosni out of power, but for ****s sake give me a break i cant take this **** anymore.. are you guys racist or what
this account cant ****ing win a coin flip anymore and it sucks at high stakes. every single time i take a shot high stakes i get ****ed by some ******ed idiot who sucks out on me
maybe some egyptian citizen noticed me playing under that name and hacked my account or something.. i cant keep losing money that way ill go broke in no time..
like wtf do i have to do just tell me . do i have to fly down to vegas once a week and wash Howard Lederer's truck in order to win again on ur site ?? cause ill do it . this is riddiculous.

maybe its time for a calibration of ur software something is wrong with those cards. please i need help like do you really want me to grind 200s and 300s level all my ****ing life ??
i have to put food on the table and i have **** to pay i cant run this bad at high stakes forever cause i swear im gonna cash out what i have left , and self exclude myself for the next 65 years and if im still alive after that by some miracle ,
ill come back and grind play money and you wont get a dime from me...

like how stupid will i look in front of everyone if i tell them i quit poker.. i can always go back to sell used cars or enroll myself in the Army but do you know how boring this is waking up at 7AM everyday.
i got a friend who told me i could even cultivate turtles and sell them in black market... cause i own a turtle but what i really want to do is be a high stakes poker player so stop ****ing with my dream.
i beg u remove the doomswitch from my account ASAP i need to win again. my life is over otherwise .

P.S. just to tell u how bad i run... everytime i buy action from that idiot plz_stop_lookin at anything he ****ing plays we lose tons of money... like wtf ...im going to bed this is too much..
i hope i wake up a high stake player tommorow morning.

thanks
Jamarcus (HosniMubarak)

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02-11-2011 , 01:28 PM

#67

akcbr954

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 334

P.S. just to tell u how bad i run... everytime i buy action from that idiot plz_stop_lookin at anything he ****ing plays we lose tons of money... like wtf ...im going to bed this is too much..
thanks
Jamarcus (HosniMubarak)

wp

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02-11-2011 , 01:31 PM

#68

ItsRainingMen

master of your domain

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21,755

hosni resigning his post to cultivate turtles in exile

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02-11-2011 , 03:26 PM

#69

SneakyLimper

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 178

I admire his work ethic if he's able to keep the grind on his mind even though some serious **** is going down in his backyard.

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02-11-2011 , 06:46 PM

#70

Lord_Anarchy

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by inthepub5.0

from the HUSNG reg thread

i got a friend who told me i could even cultivate turtles and sell them in black market... cause i own a turtle

The important bit.

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02-11-2011 , 07:06 PM

#71

Joe Pulaski

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,346

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Originally Posted by ShipItMehr

These one's are kinda funny......the snap at the end and what Hos types must be tilting heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVp9...eature=related

hahahahahahah i always wondered where his custom avatar came from. hosni is a super nice guy and obv a sicko player. one time he sat a 160 4man and i asked him to lose and he said okay and started open shoving. balllin.

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02-11-2011 , 08:20 PM

#72

djbignick

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 237

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Originally Posted by Joe Pulaski

u should see him play cash games when he's trying to let off steam

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02-11-2011 , 08:24 PM

#73

teddy75

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cultivating turtles sounds like a solid career

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02-11-2011 , 08:34 PM

#74

Doctor Love

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Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 536

by the graph at the start of the thread, he's up 450K via a miricle run.

Is he btching cause the variance monster has caught up with him? If so, harden the *** up it happens to all of us.

ROFL at winning so much then crying about putting food on the table.