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09-24-2007 , 07:11 AM
Hello, I have been a lurker for some time, I thought I'd finally jump in and say hi! I'm a freelance writer, who loves the game of poker. Typicaly I'm a railbird, but I'm hoping to change that shortly. There are a few small games I'm aware of in my area, and I was hoping to come to the experts for the actualy game play advice based on the experiance, that I do not have.... beginner advice welcome can't wait to dive in, just as soon as i can remember the hand i folded then kicked myself for lastnight... lol
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09-24-2007 , 07:23 AM
Welcome, Writer! Glad to see you're here. Your best bet for game-improving advice would be the "game" forums (Micro Stakes NL, Small Stakes NL, etc). NVG is fun for exactly that - news and gossip.

If you're serious about improving, play a lot of hands (ideally at smaller real money tables...deposit $50 on Stars or Full Tilt), study the hands that confuse you, post hand histories and ask for advice from the forums. before you know it, you'll be winning and moving up stakes. good luck!!
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09-24-2007 , 07:40 AM
You're a writer? Seriously?
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09-24-2007 , 08:02 AM
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You're a writer? Seriously?
yes, his name's lance.
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09-24-2007 , 08:04 AM
welcome
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09-24-2007 , 08:06 AM
This is great news.
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09-24-2007 , 08:17 AM
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This is news?
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09-24-2007 , 08:30 AM
I actualy just experianced explosion in my pants!!!
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09-24-2007 , 08:34 AM
ok, i thought i was in one forum and posted in the wrong one, sorry... gets crazy when you post before coffee...
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09-24-2007 , 09:11 AM
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This is great news.
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09-24-2007 , 09:41 AM
That is such a sweet scam, I had no idea you could just write about something you don’t really understand and get paid.

If anyone is interested in buying some articles on modern brain surgery techniques and the future of the science, please pm me for details.
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09-24-2007 , 09:47 AM
sorry for enjoying watching the game, i did'nt realize this made me a scam...silly me, i'm just not good at the game, and am hoping to get better... is that a problem?
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09-24-2007 , 10:01 AM
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sorry for enjoying watching the game, i did'nt realize this made me a scam...silly me, i'm just not good at the game, and am hoping to get better... is that a problem?
First off, I don't see how you can say "i'm just not good at the game, and am hoping to get better..." yet accept money from people for writing articles and not understand how that is a scam.

Secondly, no I have no problem. I'm impressed you can pull it off.
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09-24-2007 , 10:37 AM
Hey scammer, best tip i can give you is to never fold your hand even if your sure your beat.
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09-24-2007 , 10:44 AM
go [censored] yourself poker writer
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09-24-2007 , 10:52 AM
Update: I'm getting flooded with PMs looking for my upcoming brain surgery articles. Several well known posters are in a pretty intense bidding war for the rights to my first article.
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09-24-2007 , 10:56 AM
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I have been a lurker for some time
there's only one Lurker on 2p2 and he has a Jay Z avator
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09-24-2007 , 11:01 AM
Never thought this would happen!

Wow, just wow!
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09-24-2007 , 11:06 AM
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sorry for enjoying watching the game, i did'nt realize this made me a scam...silly me, i'm just not good at the game, and am hoping to get better... is that a problem?
a freelance writer who doesnt bother with capitalization and punctuation who would have thought such a thing existed you must work for cardplayer
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09-24-2007 , 11:33 AM
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sorry for enjoying watching the game, i did'nt realize this made me a scam...silly me, i'm just not good at the game, and am hoping to get better... is that a problem?
First off, I don't see how you can say "i'm just not good at the game, and am hoping to get better..." yet accept money from people for writing articles and not understand how that is a scam.

Secondly, no I have no problem. I'm impressed you can pull it off.
meh from what he has posted in this thread he is already far better than ken warren and that guy has like 3 books
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09-24-2007 , 11:40 AM
here are some pix of your poker writer, www.uniquemonique.homestead.com ok, my hair has grown a bit since this pic, it's now at my waiste instead of my shoulders, but what can i say, it grows quickly. I do'nt use punctuation much in informal settings. man i didn't know how child like things would become w/ some ppl jumping on things they obviously can't comprehend. thats unfortunate... so much for thinking this place was where some of the best played... enjoy!
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09-24-2007 , 11:48 AM
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here are some pix of your poker writer, www.uniquemonique.homestead.com ok, my hair has grown a bit since this pic, it's now at my waiste instead of my shoulders, but what can i say, it grows quickly. I do'nt use punctuation much in informal settings. man i didn't know how child like things would become w/ some ppl jumping on things they obviously can't comprehend. thats unfortunate... so much for thinking this place was where some of the best played... enjoy!
Id say youre worldview is pretty limited if you canīt comprehend punctuation.
After all its hardly brainsurgery (clever refence eh?).
Also whats up with the pictures. Youre clearly a guy, and you show "pictures of yourself" that looks like they were taken while the poor lady was held at gun point.
Where is this going?
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09-24-2007 , 11:48 AM
what r the ppl on pocket5's saying about this?
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09-24-2007 , 11:53 AM
I'd hit it (after 10 beers)
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09-24-2007 , 12:13 PM
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here are some pix of your poker writer, www.uniquemonique.homestead.com ok, my hair has grown a bit since this pic, it's now at my waiste instead of my shoulders, but what can i say, it grows quickly. I do'nt use punctuation much in informal settings. man i didn't know how child like things would become w/ some ppl jumping on things they obviously can't comprehend. thats unfortunate... so much for thinking this place was where some of the best played... enjoy!
Id say youre worldview is pretty limited if you canīt comprehend punctuation.
After all its hardly brainsurgery (clever refence eh?).
Also whats up with the pictures. Youre clearly a guy, and you show "pictures of yourself" that looks like they were taken while the poor lady was held at gun point.
Where is this going?
yep rofl, you're all men, rofl, that's to bad, b/c i have enough children to continue w/ this insane thread...
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