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dude , you guys are old as ****. you shouldnt box at all. you should do yoga and worry about your bone density. you guys might die if you box. did i mention you guys are old as ****......

09-21-2018 , 10:24 PM

#28

SageDonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gzesh

Since its not about the bankroll, offer me 3:1 on my $500 and all the proceeds go to charity, a net $2K for charity.

You can try your hand at speech play, but that's up to you. Your success or not will be shown by the effect, if any on play. Same for me, I generally post as a counter-post with respect to your statements on 2+2, if I feel like it; so it's likely going to be up to you to drive any speech play action.

3:1 is a little unfair because I can only make $1500 I'm donating anyway into $2K.

If we can progress this into an event that is definitely scheduled to go ahead, and have a trusted person as the Escrow in place I am fairly confident that a few people will chip in to supply your $1500 and to build it and my $1500 up beyond.

Last edited by SageDonkey; 09-21-2018 at 10:35 PM.

09-21-2018 , 10:34 PM

#29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fishfood69er

dude , you guys are old as ****. you shouldnt box at all. you should do yoga and worry about your bone density. you guys might die if you box. did i mention you guys are old as ****......

I'm physiologically a lot younger than my age. Maybe mid to late 30s

It's not a boxing challenge with Gzesh but boxing and sprinting are my two strongest sports.

If we get this poker HU on then I might add in a sprinting prop bet for people to consider, not against Gzesh, but me against the clock over 100 metres along with id proof that I will be 53 in 2019.

Last edited by SageDonkey; 09-21-2018 at 10:40 PM.

09-21-2018 , 11:12 PM

#30

R*R

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Looking like a containment thread. Deservedly so, but weeeeeeeee.......

iykwim

09-21-2018 , 11:12 PM

#31

preki

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r u retired? ur posting all the time sage

09-21-2018 , 11:14 PM

#32

R*R

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retired, unemployed, meh. he will never give you a str8 answer on that one.

09-21-2018 , 11:16 PM

#33

R*R

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this could become a SageDonkey ask me anything thread. I'm giving serious consideration.

09-21-2018 , 11:20 PM

#34

SageDonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by preki

r u retired? ur posting all the time sage

Not retired, just contained in this thread.

But after donating/winning $3K plus for homeless people in Vegas and potentially winning a chunk on a 100m sprint prop bet....... I'll be back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by R*R

retired, unemployed, meh. he will never give you a str8 answer on that one.

Even in "jail" I'm under 24 hour Stasiesque surveillance by forum moderators!

Last edited by SageDonkey; 09-21-2018 at 11:30 PM.

09-21-2018 , 11:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by R*R

this could become a SageDonkey ask me anything thread. I'm giving serious consideration.

Happy to oblige.... fire away.

09-21-2018 , 11:33 PM

#36

preki

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i meant , do you have a job? lmao

09-21-2018 , 11:37 PM

#37

SageDonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by preki

i meant , do you have a job? lmao

Ah ha, lost a flip there on which meaning you meant.

My primary job is fending off attacks from the 92% of NVG forum posters who disagree with my views on pretty much everything.

My secondary job is as a business owner, for the last 7 years. Tourism and events based.

09-21-2018 , 11:38 PM

#38

R*R

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OK, Sage by stating only the word yes, no CAPS directly after this post you agree to only post in this thread and no other thread on the twoplustwo forum. And it is agreed that we can ban your account at anytime, for cover our ass purposes.

I will rename this to a facsimile of:

SAGE DONKEY: Ask me anytthing.

09-21-2018 , 11:40 PM

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rakemeplz

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Quote:

Not retired, just contained in this thread.

Oh sweet mother of god yes.

Quick question: how will sagetrollgod derail every nvg thread if he's contained in this one?

09-21-2018 , 11:45 PM

#40

SageDonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by R*R

I'm unclear what you mean. Do you mean I have to agree to those terms to do an ask me anything?, meaning I'm trapped here forever.

If so I don't want to sign up to that.

I'm voluntarily in this thread until the HU with Gzesh is settled.

You hinted at the ask me anything, not me, but if I have to sign up to a sword of Damocles clause then let's restrict this thread to it's thread title only please.

09-21-2018 , 11:52 PM

#41

rakemeplz

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There is no escape from the thread, sage. Why would you think about escaping from here. That's not very productive, now is it?

This is your home now.

09-21-2018 , 11:53 PM

#42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by R*R

this could become a SageDonkey ask me anything thread. I'm giving serious consideration.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageDonkey

Happy to oblige.... fire away.

Unfortunately it did come with stipulations, which, in fair warning, may become commands.

09-22-2018 , 12:00 AM

#43

SageDonkey

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Originally Posted by R*R

Unfortunately it did come with stipulations, which, in fair warning, may become commands.

You gave the stipulations after the fact.

Boss to staff: I'm seriously considering giving you a pay rise from $20 per hour to $25 per hour.

Staff: We accept.

Boss: okay just sign here with the word accept (not in CAPS)

All strictly on the basis that if you are ever more than 3 minutes late to work your wages instantly permanently reduce by $1 per hour each time and if you have more than 2 sick days in a calendar year you are fired.

09-22-2018 , 12:20 AM

#44

R*R

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I will be making a decision on your future status in these forums this weekend,

09-22-2018 , 12:23 AM

#45

SageDonkey

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Originally Posted by R*R

I will be making a decision on your future status in these forums this weekend,

Ooh the power. This must be what happens when someone lives alone with their pet hamster and it becomes disobedient.

09-22-2018 , 12:28 AM

#46

rakemeplz

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You flew too close to the sun Sage! Your own containment thread! And wanting to clutter up the rest of the forum too! You really went too far with it! Now they're after you!

Insulting RR, is not a good look.

09-22-2018 , 12:38 AM

#47

R*R

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Sage I think I'm getting your psychology. Well done. But i h8tvtovtellbyou it's goona be tough not to **** you up and tear into to your valour

09-22-2018 , 12:46 AM

#48

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Originally Posted by R*R

Sage I think I'm getting your psychology. Well done. But i h8tvtovtellbyou it's goona be tough not to **** you up and tear into to your valour

How you gonna do that, with your Star Wars light sabre your auntie got you for Christmas while dressed in your Star Wars pyjamas.

Once you've finished your moderating stint this evening do you get into bed and read this web site http://www.streamlinerschedules.com/ for half an hour, then a quick 15 minutes contemplating who you might ban on the forum tomorrow, then off to sleep, to awake tomorrow for another exciting day in the life of R*R.

09-22-2018 , 12:54 AM

#49

R*R

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Originally Posted by SageDonkey

http://www.streamlinerschedules.com/

That link cost you a **** load of merit. Can you regain yourself?

09-22-2018 , 01:00 AM

#50

SageDonkey

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Originally Posted by R*R

That link cost you a **** load of merit. Can you regain yourself?

Come on, we know it's one of your favourite web sites, nothing to be ashamed of, it's just the way you are built.

Not everyone can be an inspirer, an innovator a leader or a motivator, the world needs the little people like you to do the mundane but necessary jobs like moderating a chat forum.

I for one certainly appreciate the value of the important work you do on this forum and indeed am humbled by the level of dedication and integrity that you bring to the role.

Last edited by SageDonkey; 09-22-2018 at 01:14 AM.

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