"I know you have it....but I call!"

"To get action you gotta give action"

The last one is utter s##t, Fish are gonna fish.

Actually Nathan Detroit in The Idyll of Miss Sarah Brown by Damon Runyan.

Edit: ah, everyone beat me to it. F my luck.

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

on your bike

A 4bet in America mean someone has aces.
A 4bet in Europe means that somebody else 3bet.
--Doug Polk

Definitely my top two.

"Ladies ain't ladies unless they yo (Old?) ladies" from HSP theme

"You know you're in a great game when the fat lady starts to toot"

Walking through Churchill Downs one day

"You have to bet big to win big"

‘Just because Ralph ate your sandwich doesn’t mean you should raise “

"Just won 50 dollars from you
I got your money now
So much for buying food
And I’m gonna cash it out
Rooo roo rooo rooo rooo
And rub it on my titties"

Just to get really finicky, I believe this is the movie dialogue from "Guys and Dolls".

Runyon's original wording from the short story is:

The Sky tells me that when he finally cleans up all the loose scratch around his home town and decides he needs more room, his old man has a little private talk with him and says to him like this: [...] "Son," the old guy says, "no matter how far you travel, or how smart you get, always remember this: Someday, somewhere," he says, "a guy is going to come to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is never broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that the jack of spades will jump out of this deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son," the old guy says, "do not bet him, for as sure as you do you are going to get an ear full of cider."

For those who haven't heard Tex Ritter's "Deck of Cards"

https://youtu.be/g6NOOU8htPs;

During the North African campaign,
A group of soldier boys had been on a long hike
They came to a town called Cassino.
The next day, being, Sunday, some of the boys went to church,
And after the Chaplin had read the prayer,
The text was taken up next.
Those of the boys who had a prayer books took them out,
But, this one boy only had a deck of cards,
And so he spread them out.
The Sargent saw the cards and said
"Soldier, put away those cards."
After the services were over, the boy was taken prisoner,
And brought before the Provost Marshall .
The Marshall said "Sargent, why have you brought this man here?"
"For playing cards in church Sir."
"And what have you to say for yourself son?"
"Much sir", replied the soldier.
The Marshall said, "I hope so, because if not,
I shall punish you more than any man was ever punished."
The soldier boy said "Sir I have been on a long March for six days
I have neither Bible nor prayer book,
But I hope to satisfy you, Sir, " with the purity of my intentions."
And with that the boy begin his story.
"You see Sir,
When I look at the ace in my deck of
Cards, it reminds me that there is but one God,
And the deuce,
Tells me that Bible is divided into
Two parts, the old and the new testament.
When l see the Trey, I think of father, the son and the holy ghost.
And when I look at the four,
I think of four evangelists

And it goes on

You're all wrong. The greatest saying about poker/gambling is .............. drum roll please......

Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.

Okay, now you can clap.

Seven deuce never lose.

I am just running bad.

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hey ilari kiss me i wont use my tongue

the less you bet the more you lose when you win

“Darryl Johnson can kiss my ass on a frijole laden highway”

5k? I wipe my ass with 5k. 6 if I've had chili.

confirmed

“There ain’t no party like a jelly bean party unless you’re shining shoes!”

if u don't gamble u have no future or no gamble no future

“When the grass blows eastward and the sun starts to smoke, it’s time to fold…

But not on Sundays”

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time"

"**** me to tears! **** me to God damn tears!"