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I will always remember that story about the dude tracking him down on Ebay. For whatever reason, it was and still remains highly amusing to me. Thanks for the reminder.

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04-23-2021 , 10:34 PM

#78

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,471

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Originally Posted by Ouzel

I will always remember that story about the dude tracking him down on Ebay. For whatever reason, it was and still remains highly amusing to me. Thanks for the reminder.

how on earth have i never seen that epic thread before today?

definitely worth a visit

Spoiler:

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04-24-2021 , 12:41 AM

#79

BobbyPeru

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The Wire, Omar sticks up poker game.

Marlo: That's my money.

Omar: Money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.

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09-05-2021 , 08:45 PM

#80

jmetape

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 6

You can lead a horse to water, but any donkey will follow you to the river
People who play pocket Jacks have a daily meeting --- over at the ATM
AceKing stands for Anna Kournikova. Looks good, but never wins anything.

I'm sure there are many more out there, let's hear them!

Last edited by jmetape; 09-05-2021 at 08:46 PM. Reason: typ

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09-05-2021 , 09:33 PM

#81

wreckem713

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 1,395

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Originally Posted by LimpDitka

Long live Ellix Powers. Probably the only legitimate homeless person to ever make a poker TV final table, and to top it off it was at the height of the poker boom. Definitely a treat to watch! We need more bums on TV!

where can I find this video? sounds amazing

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09-05-2021 , 11:01 PM

#82

BobbyPeru

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Originally Posted by wreckem713

where can I find this video? sounds amazing

They might have this episode on pokergo. Just a guess though I don't know for certain. They do have old wsop episodes.

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09-06-2021 , 12:32 AM

#83

snowie963

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Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,484

you don't get old playing the game, it's when you stop playing the game which makes you old - Doyle Brunson

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09-06-2021 , 11:21 AM

#84

Bdallstar11

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 75

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Originally Posted by Doorbread

you call its gonna be all over the baby

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09-06-2021 , 11:22 AM

#85

Bdallstar11

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 75

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Originally Posted by jmetape

You can lead a horse to water, but any donkey will follow you to the river
People who play pocket Jacks have a daily meeting --- over at the ATM
AceKing stands for Anna Kournikova. Looks good, but never wins anything.

I'm sure there are many more out there, let's hear them!

Never heard the AK one - that's great!

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09-06-2021 , 11:22 AM

#86

Bdallstar11

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 75

Love this thread - heard two or three I haven't before which is rare.

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09-06-2021 , 01:28 PM

#87

Chenoa1964

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 554

How they used to say 3 bet....." Wow Vince he came over the top with absolutley nothing"

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09-07-2021 , 08:48 AM

#88

HurtLocker

adept

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 798

3 Top Sayings in Poker (not necessarily in order):

1. One Time!
2. One Time!
3. One Time!

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09-08-2021 , 09:47 PM

#89

ryanTYFL

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 15

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Originally Posted by BobbyPeru

The Wire, Omar sticks up poker game.

Marlo: That's my money.

Omar: Money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.

I don't know much about poker but I think these Fo Fives beat a Full House

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09-09-2021 , 12:16 AM

#90

BobbyPeru

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Originally Posted by ryanTYFL

I don't know much about poker but I think these Fo Fives beat a Full House

Hahha classic scene all around. RIP Omar

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09-09-2021 , 01:28 AM

#91

Manner Please

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 284

The gambling known as business often looks with disdain upon the business known as gambling.

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09-12-2021 , 05:44 AM

#92

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,623

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Originally Posted by Dominic

You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once.

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Originally Posted by zica

If God did not want them sheared he would not have made them sheep.
--Calvera

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Originally Posted by Gabethebabe

"you are a ****ing moron betting kk into trup qq"

- nwerle

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09-12-2021 , 06:03 AM

#93

Wilbury Twist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,153

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Originally Posted by Moneyline

Everyone tighter than you is a nit. Everyone looser than you is an idiot.

The poker equivalent of a great George Carlin line about other drivers, I assume.

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09-12-2021 , 01:18 PM

#94

Reggie Steer

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Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 1,939

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”

Teddy Roosevelt quote that perfectly describes the mindset that made Eskimo Clark a poker immortal...

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09-12-2021 , 02:19 PM

#95

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

”Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the deck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.”

-Doyle Brunson